September 26, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Hey, remember a couple of years 

                            ago when the Large Hadron Collider 

                            overloaded and broke down, and 

                            everyone was saying stuff like, “It’s 

                            a good thing nothing weird happened

                            like some bizarre shift in reality!”?

                            Maybe it’s time to revisit that.

Top of the heap:  Didja see this? Didja hear about this? 7-year old's amazing rendition of the National Anthem

Finalists for the Funniest Wildlife Photos of 2018

11 Tasty Ways to Celebrate Autumn

Attention All Restaurants: Please Stop It With the "Fun" Bathroom Signs

Carl Sagan's Problem With Plato

Amazing Roofs From Around the World (Thanks, David!)

The Hidden Limits of the "All-You-Can-Eat" Buffet

An Explanation of the Ames Illusion

11 Horrible Jokes Restaurant Servers Have Heard a Million Times

5 Car Gadgets and Inventions You've Gotta See

What's the Maximum Gravity We Could Survive?

How Russia Helped Swing the Election For Trump

The Weird and Mystical World of Sleepwalking
Restaurant Designs That Are Comically Bad

Draw amazing art (e.g. wallpaper) in seconds with Weavesilk

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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September 19, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    Cauliflower tastes like someone ate a dozen hard boiled eggs, 

                    waited an hour, farted into the dirt, then tended that fart dirt 

                    lovingly for two months until it grew into a fart flower, harvested

                    it on the hottest, ripest day of the year, boiled it for 13 hours, and

                    then tried to fool people into thinking it tasted just like mashed potatoes.

Top of the heap: A global map of wind, weather, and ocean conditions (almost) in real-time

The 2018 Fall Foliage Prediction Map

American Democracy is in Crisis- a concise ranking of the damage Trump has done to our country

9 words and phrases people think are wrong, but are actually correct (Thanks, Melody!)

Information is Beautiful has some cool charts n'stuff

The Untold Stories of Paul McCartney

Star Wars' Biggest Blunder Isn't What You Think

The Not-So-Secret Power of Fandom

10 Famous Actors and Their Weirdest Film Choices

6 Animals With Jobs More Impressive Than Yours

An Entire Senior Class Aces Picture Day By Hilariously Dressing Up For Their IDs

Anatomy of a Trump Rally: 70% of claims are false, misleading, or lacking

Y'ever wonder Why 95.8% of Female Newscasters Have the Same Hair? (Me neither)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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September 12, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Her: Undress me with your words.

                            Him: There’s a spider in your bra.

Top of the heap: NASA's 60th anniversary: all about the space agency's past, present, and future

Related: NASA's New Space Laser Will Track Earth's Vanishing Ice
                     

Live underwater webcam from Anacapa Island

Fall Movies 2018: New Films to Watch Out For

2018 TV Premiere Dates Calendar

25 of the New Words Merriam-Webster is Adding to the Dictionary

Can Millennials Guess Prices From the Past?

Funny and Creative Pub Signs From Around the World (Muchas, David!)

A Conversation With the Man Behind Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch

How to Remove an Unfit President With the 25th Amendment

Using seawater and sunlight to grow sustainable food in the desert

Ranking Every Kind of Cooking Oil by How (Un)ealthy They Are

The World's First War Submarine Was Made of Wood, Tar, and a Bit of Metal

Rainy Mood helps you focus, relax, and sleep (but it kinda makes mewant to pee)

So, you like live Internet Statistics, hmmm?

          ~ and, finally ~

You can learn something new every minute at Fact O'Clock

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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