tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88799108144677078222024-03-19T02:41:22.689-07:00Website WednesdaySkip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.comBlogger634125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-7514408363932722332020-08-05T12:00:00.000-07:002020-08-05T12:00:02.450-07:00August 5, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #blue;"><b></b></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">My gym just went bankrupt.</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Who’s the quitter now?</span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br /></span></i></div>
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: #blue;"><b style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;">Top of the Heap:</span></b><b style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </b><b style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/perseid-meteor-shower-other-skywatching-events-august/2407160/" moz-do-not-send="true">The Perseid Meteor Shower and Other Skywatching Events This Month</a></b></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/most-scenic-drives-in-america-truckers">The Most Beautiful Drives in America</a>, According to Long-Haul Truckers<br /><br />18 Times <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/18-times-barack-obama-was-unequivocally-you/ss-BB17z14m?li=BBnb2gh" moz-do-not-send="true">Barack Obama Was Unequivocally You</a><i><span style="font-size: x-small;"> (Thanks, Spidermonkey)</span></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br />Who Are '<a href="https://gizmodo.com/who-are-americas-frontline-doctors-the-pro-trump-pro-1844528900" moz-do-not-send="true">America's Frontline Doctors</a>', the Pro-Trump, Pro-Hydroxychorioquine Weirdos Banned From Social Media?<br /><br />The Most <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/the-most-fascinating-shark-discoveries-of-the-past-decade/ar-BB17iazB?li=BBnbcA1" moz-do-not-send="true">Fascinating Shark Discoveries</a> Over the Last Decade<i> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, Laura!)</span></i><br /><br />12 <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/626826/words-different-meanings-american-and-british-english" moz-do-not-send="true">Words With Very Different Meanings</a> in the U.S. and the UK<br /><br /><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/science/exploring-the-solar-system.html?unlocked_article_code=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEIPuonUyYiZ_tU1Gw5CRWySB4B99lqdjvnCxrcxwXLuNCySUzdEwKEJA4XF4EDJbLAmfMoowzmeAt9dNbtlDNpD8thiBW0_AQ-5vsnD35UDPygvoImvX307mJ7HVrpoqWHjKzazcuo6meaytFePbzK7RKTc1HdwLAgxqZc2IUq4miBdntezGeZ309B53_8kBIkrBmtTIXnX4IS7Tkl2K96EbRjD6wcpWOA_WTzbmdKU6rxoYxwFQBudDys5uTBgnYsabNAHP6__Lgoicd79gdgSD29vKISrAf4hVoGcD14unNtcARDo8KMuYbQ" moz-do-not-send="true">Exploring the Solar System</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Jackpack!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://www.ozy.com/the-new-and-the-next/will-robot-umpires-kill-the-baseball-art-of-framing-a-pitch/293068/?utm_term=OZY&utm_campaign=daily-dose&UTM_content=Wednesday_07.22.20&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Final" moz-do-not-send="true">Robot Umpires</a> in Baseball<br /><br />A Non-Comprehensive List of <a href="https://biggest-gaudiest-patronuses.tumblr.com/post/619389164916523009/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses-why-are-birds-so" moz-do-not-send="true">Birds That Piss Me Off</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/fbrxbh/finger_tricks/" moz-do-not-send="true">Finger Tricks</a> to Pull on Little Kids <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(not counting "pull this")</span></i><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.historynet.com/coffee-kings-old-west-folger-first-arbuckle.htm" moz-do-not-send="true">Coffee Kings</a> of the Old West<br /><br />Next-Level <a href="https://i.imgur.com/25cKfIz.gifv" moz-do-not-send="true">Beach Volleyball</a><br /><br />10 (Mostly) <a href="https://io9.gizmodo.com/10-mostly-bloodless-horror-movies-for-when-you-wanna-1844405880" moz-do-not-send="true">Bloodless Horror Movies</a>, for When You Wanna Be Scared, Not Unconscious<br /><br />If she hadn't been wearing a bra, it would've been <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/fqvyrb/if_she_wasnt_wearing_a_bra_it_would_be_game_over/" moz-do-not-send="true">game over</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hzy9zt/had_to_be_brazil/" moz-do-not-send="true">Seven seconds that illustrate 2020</a> perfectly<br /><br />So many <a href="https://9gag.com/gag/a7Wqp1w?ref=fb.s&fbclid=IwAR3FgxCnDXa48B9fMh8RA-DsP5EhoihjrW7Lgph_TYzUOFoUay1KS5NJcNo" moz-do-not-send="true">bad decisions</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-custom-face-mask-fail/" moz-do-not-send="true">Face mask fails</a><br /><br /><a href="https://mashable.com/article/best-self-help-book-advice/?europe=true" moz-do-not-send="true">Every self-help book ever, boiled down</a> to 11 simple rules</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-51432851672098310782020-07-29T12:00:00.000-07:002020-07-29T12:00:05.987-07:00July 29, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #blue;"><b></b></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">People who randomly drop Old English words into their </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">sentences don’t know what they’re doing, more or lest.</span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br /></span></i></div>
<span style="color: #blue;"><b><br /></b></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">Top of the heap:</span> Apparently, <u>most</u> men don't know what <a href="https://didyouknowfacts.com/viral-post-proves-that-pretty-much-every-man-on-earth-has-no-idea-what-a-speculum-is/?fbclid=IwAR1HfXO2Kmi1tNGj7rIOFmEEtLuHAIJ5XDJfaV7ETE9OKI5wenkxqACmrY8">this</a> is <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(BWAH-hahahahahaha!)</i></span></b></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/foolproof-safety-tips-for-teachers-returning-to-the-classroom?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter_axioslogin&stream=top&utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">Foolproof Safety Tips For Teachers</a> Returning to the Classroom<br /><br />The <a href="https://www.concerthotels.com/worlds-greatest-vocal-ranges" moz-do-not-send="true">Vocal Ranges</a> of the World's Greatest Singers<br /><br />A definitive <a href="https://www.vox.com/21142223/electoral-college-2020-election-jesse-wegman" moz-do-not-send="true">case against the Electoral College</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.neatorama.com/2020/07/26/iThe-Walking-Deadi-Will-Return-in-a-Big-Way/" moz-do-not-send="true"><i>The Walking Dead</i></a> Will Return in a Big Way<br /><br />MyHeritage.com is offering a <a href="https://www.myheritage.com/photo-enhancer/" moz-do-not-send="true">free photo enhancer</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(I've tried it - it works great!)</i></span><br /><br />Dave Grohl writes <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2020/07/dave-grohl-pandemic-reopening-schools-health-teachers/614422/" moz-do-not-send="true">In Defense of Our Teachers</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">IMDB's <a href="https://www.imdb.com/chart/top?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email" moz-do-not-send="true">250 Top-Rated Movies</a><br /><br />Thread: Hypothetical <a href="https://twitter.com/Neal_Freyman/status/1284104994140991488?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">plot for a <i>Seinfeld</i> episode in the age of Covid</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/07/republican-response-coronavirus.html" moz-do-not-send="true">The American Death Cult</a> - the mind-boggingly disastrous response to the pandemic<br /><br /><a href="https://www.cnet.com/videos/5g-made-simple/?ftag=CAD-04-10aac3a&bhid=28093824540061066323204390728544&mid=12941740&cid=1531576712" moz-do-not-send="true">5G</a> Made Simple<br /><br />States With the Most <a href="https://www.satelliteinternet.com/resources/states-with-the-most-ufo-sightings/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email" moz-do-not-send="true">UFO Sightings</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">MMMmmm! KFC will be <a href="https://global.kfc.com/press-release/meat-of-the-future-kfc-and-3d-bioprinting-solutions-to-use-a-bioprinter-to-produce-kfc-nuggets" moz-do-not-send="true">3D Printing Lab-Grown Chicken Nuggets</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">It's 2022. <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/10/opinion/sunday/coronavirus-economy-two-years.html?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email" moz-do-not-send="true">What Does Life Look Like?</a><br /><br />10 Facts About George Orwell's <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/626689/animal-farm-book-facts" moz-do-not-send="true"><i>Animal Farm</i></a><br /><br />International <a href="http://nowiknow.com/international-wallyball/" moz-do-not-send="true">Wallyball</a><br /><br />Using <a href="https://i.imgur.com/NWTj6pw.mp4" moz-do-not-send="true">curse words in front of your mom</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(sound on for this one, Troops)</i></span><br /><br />13 <a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1910-13-celebrity-facts-that-will-surprise-you/" moz-do-not-send="true">Celebrity Facts</a> That Will Surprise You<br /><br /><a href="https://www.onegreenplanet.org/natural-health/ripe-vs-unripe-bananas-which-are-better-for-you/" moz-do-not-send="true">Ripe vs. Unripe Bananas</a>: Which are better for you?</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-23843701457993895652020-07-22T12:00:00.001-07:002020-07-22T12:00:07.159-07:00July 22, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: signpainter;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: signpainter;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: signpainter;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: signpainter;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: signpainter;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: signpainter;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #blue;"><b></b></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">The only thing</span></i><i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"> Flat Earthers fear is sphere itself</span></i></div>
<div align="center">
<span style="color: #blue;"><b> </b></span><b><br /></b><b></b></div>
<b></b><b><span style="color: #blue;"></span></b><b></b><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">Top of the heap:</span></b><b> </b><b><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hqd6uz/do_not_come_to_disney_its_not_safe_help_use/" moz-do-not-send="true">Do NOT Come to Disney</a></b><b>! It's Not Safe!</b></span></div>
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></span></div>
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="">
<b style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;">Top of the heap 2:</span></b><b style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> </b><a href="https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/4ay4wn/how-to-change-a-voters-mind-is-deep-canvassing" moz-do-not-send="true" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>The Only Way to Change a Voter's Mind</b></a><br />
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/09/opinion/sunday/ban-cars-manhattan-cities.html" moz-do-not-send="true">A Future Without Cars</a><br /><br />Japanese company creates <a href="https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-japan-mask-technol/japanese-startup-creates-connected-face-mask-for-coronavirus-new-normal-idUKKBN23X190" moz-do-not-send="true">a facemask that translates</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.thrillist.com/culture/oldest-bar-america-all-50-states" moz-do-not-send="true">oldest bar</a> in each state<br /><br />Thomas Jefferson's <a href="https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/thomas-jefferson-ice-cream-recipe-180975200/" moz-do-not-send="true">Recipe for Ice Cream</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">Scary <a href="https://travelfuntu.com/culture/terrifying-images-captured-drone-fb/" moz-do-not-send="true">drone images</a><br /><br />People Share What's Normal in the Movies, <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/normal-in-movies-never-happens-in-life/" moz-do-not-send="true">But Isn't</a><br /><br />How to <a href="https://www.dailyinfographic.com/how-to-become-a-google-power-user" moz-do-not-send="true">Become a Google Power User</a><br /><br />WindowSwap lets you <a href="https://window-swap.com/" moz-do-not-send="true">look out someone else's window</a><br /><br />2,586 <a href="http://www.formville.com/" moz-do-not-send="true">Free Printable Forms</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/employers-share-worst-job-applications" moz-do-not-send="true">Worst Things Seen on Job Applications</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/noradominick/hamilton-behind-the-scenes-facts?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email" moz-do-not-send="true">"Hamilton" - Behind-the-Scenes Facts</a><br /><br />Surreal Illustrations of <a href="https://laughingsquid.com/absurd-exaggerated-face-masks/" moz-do-not-send="true">Absurd Exaggerated Face Masks</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">The 10 <a href="https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-10-best-pirates-who-sailed-the-cinematic-seas-1844328148" moz-do-not-send="true">Best Pirates Who Sailed the Cinematic Seas</a><br /><br />Recapping <a href="https://www.morningbrew.com/daily/stories/2020/06/30/recapping-historic-first-half-2020?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">the Historic First Half of 2020</a></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: iamthecrayonmaster;">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: iamthecrayonmaster; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u><b>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</b></u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-39005545334563667022020-07-15T12:00:00.000-07:002020-07-15T12:00:00.958-07:00July 15, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">People who randomly drop Old English words into their </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">sentences don’t know what they’re doing, more or lest.</span></i></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #blue;"><b><br /></b></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <b>The Mississippi Town Where <a href="https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/elvis-tribute-artists-tupelo" moz-do-not-send="true">Elvis Tribute Artists</a> Are Made</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The Winners of the <a href="https://www.audubon.org/magazine/summer-2020/the-2020-audubon-photography-awards-winners" moz-do-not-send="true">2020 Audubon Photography Awards</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Some refuse to wear a mask in public <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(you know who you are)</span></i>. <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/07/12/coronavirus-should-i-wear-mask-pressure-fines-rules/5378625002/" moz-do-not-send="true">Here's what might change that</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> <i>RELATED</i>: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/richard.jmvii/videos/3145168262244898/" moz-do-not-send="true">Shut the F*** Up and Put On Your Mask</a> (NSFW) <i> (<span style="font-size: x-small;">Thanks, Debb!)</span></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> <i>ALSO RELATED</i>: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/terra.burton.12/posts/537183060503074" moz-do-not-send="true">If you can read this...</a> <i> (<span style="font-size: x-small;">Thanks, Billy!)</span></i><span style="font-size: x-small;"><br /></span><br />7 Unbelievable <a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1842-shark-facts-that-prove-theyre-functionally-aliens/" moz-do-not-send="true">Shark Facts</a><br /><br />For the Birders: <a href="https://gizmodo.com/a-viral-new-bird-song-in-canada-is-causing-sparrows-t-1844245103" moz-do-not-send="true">A 'Viral' New Bird Song in Canada</a> Is Causing Sparrows to Change Their Tune<br /><br />The <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/05/nuns-and-astronomy/483941/" moz-do-not-send="true">Nuns Who Charted the Stars</a><br /><br /><a href="https://kottke.org/20/07/apart-together" moz-do-not-send="true">October 31, 2000</a> was the last day all humans were together on Earth<br /><br />When fighter jets were sent to <a href="https://www.kgw.com/article/news/special-reports/archive-video/ufo-fighter-jets-redmond-oregon/283-187710228" moz-do-not-send="true">intercept a UFO</a><br /><br />Ranking the <a href="https://www.polygon.com/2020/7/7/21285626/night-of-the-living-dead-hunter-comet-iguana-movies-ranked" moz-do-not-send="true">"Night of the..." Movies</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(There are 82 of 'em)</i></span><br /><br />Australians - you've got <a href="https://nypost.com/2020/07/09/astronomers-spot-unidentifiable-circular-phenomena-over-australia/" moz-do-not-send="true">something unidentifiable circling over you</a>. Enjoy the rest of your week.<br /><br />A therapeutic dose of <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ho29ic/people_say_laughter_is_contagious_i_hope_my_baby/" moz-do-not-send="true">baby laughter</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">A look at <a href="https://folklorethursday.com/folklife/whats-your-lucky-number/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=whats-your-lucky-number" moz-do-not-send="true">lucky numbers</a><br /><br />I'm not a cat person... <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/becoming-a-cat-person" moz-do-not-send="true">but...</a><br /><br />Take a <a href="https://my.matterport.com/show/?m=NeiMEZa9d93&mls=1" moz-do-not-send="true">virtual tour of a pharaoh's tomb</a><br /><br />Y'ever heard of the <a href="https://youtu.be/dNVtMmLlnoE" moz-do-not-send="true">rolling shutter effect</a>? Me neither <i>(But it's cool)</i><br /><br /><a href="https://www.sciencealert.com/weird-new-species-discovered-in-deep-abyss-at-the-bottom-of-the-pacific-ocean" moz-do-not-send="true">The bottom of the ocean</a> is weirder than you can even imagine<br /><br /><a href="https://youtu.be/rCw5JXD18y4" moz-do-not-send="true">How a Slinky Falls</a> in Slow Motion<br /><br />The birth of <a href="https://blog.newspapers.com/july-18-1955-disneyland-opens-to-the-public/" moz-do-not-send="true">Disneyland</a><br /><br />This Stone Age man's jawless skill was found on a spike. <a href="https://www.livescience.com/stone-age-man-facial-reconstruction.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Here's what he looked like</a></span><br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p><br />
<pre wrap=""><b><small><small>
</small></small></b></pre>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-43061280988530265742020-07-08T12:00:00.000-07:002020-07-08T12:00:03.158-07:00July 8, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Vampires aren’t real.</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Unless you Count Dracula.</span></i></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<span style="color: #blue;"><b><br /></b></span><b></b><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">Top of the heap:</span></b><b> <i>We Are the World</i>: Inside Pop Music's </b><a href="https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/a32868751/we-are-the-world-history-interview/" moz-do-not-send="true"><b>Most Famous All-Nighter</b></a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Here's something you don't see every day, Chauncey - <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/non-americans-share-things-they-like-about-america-reddit" moz-do-not-send="true">Non-Americans Share the Things They Like About America</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-origin-story-of-will-smith-king-of-fourth-of-july" moz-do-not-send="true">Will Smith's career</a> and how <i>Independence Day</i> changed it<br /><br />S'more <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/recipes/52-life-changing-kitchen-hacks-thatll-make-you-enjoy-cooking-again/ss-BB161196?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout" moz-do-not-send="true">kitchen and cooking hacks</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Gracias, hermana Melody!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1757-myths-about-crime-we-believe-thanks-to-pop-culture/" moz-do-not-send="true">Myths About Crime</a> We Believe Thanks to Pop Culture<br /><br /><a href="https://www.visualcapitalist.com/a-world-of-languages/" moz-do-not-send="true">All the World's Languages</a> in One Visualization <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Jack!)</i></span><br /><br />Ambient-Mixer has a section dedicated to the <a href="https://www.ambient-mixer.com/most-rated-audio" moz-do-not-send="true">background sounds of fictional worlds</a><br /><br />Wait, <a href="https://www.messynessychic.com/2020/06/25/wait-why-did-men-stop-wearing-hats/" moz-do-not-send="true">Why Did Men Stop Wearing Hats?</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/07/06/why-the-mueller-investigation-failed" moz-do-not-send="true">Why the Mueller Investigation Failed</a><br /><br />A <a href="https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1276914081627279361.html" moz-do-not-send="true">thread for anyone who thinks Donald Trump cares about the US Military</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.neatorama.com/2020/07/01/The-Long-Prank/" moz-do-not-send="true">Long Prank</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/06/dudes-who-wont-wear-masks/613375/?utm_source=digg" moz-do-not-send="true">Dudes Who Won't Wear Masks</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Whale Sharks Have Eyeballs Covered in <a href="https://gizmodo.com/whale-sharks-have-eyeballs-covered-in-tiny-teeth-1844217708" moz-do-not-send="true">Tiny Teeth</a><br /><br />Inside <a href="https://www.ebaumsworld.com/articles/inside-the-secret-tsa-facebook-page-where-employee-vent-about-idiot-travelers/86104282/?utm_campaign=page-posts&utm_medium=EBW&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0V2lM3Zs86vUGGJEo9n61k2QT4ccu7PqTadAKgKHyZjXXKRrqtT9cIK3E" moz-do-not-send="true">the Secret TSA Facebook Group</a> Where Employees Vent About 'Idiot Travelers'<br /><br />The Accidental Invention of the <a href="https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/accidental-invention-slip-n-slide-180975236/" moz-do-not-send="true">Slip 'N Slide</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/7/2/21301703/joe-biden-vice-president-pick-polls-elizabeth-warren-kamala-harris-stacey-abrams" moz-do-not-send="true">Who voters want to be Biden's Vice President</a>, according to the polls<br /><br />Now you can visit <a href="https://www.oregonlive.com/travel/2020/06/now-you-can-visit-exploding-whale-memorial-park-on-the-oregon-coast.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Exploding Whale Memorial Park</a> on the Oregon coast</span><br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><i>Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.</i></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-87983774912596425462020-07-01T12:00:00.000-07:002020-07-01T12:00:09.435-07:00July 1, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Shout out to murder hornets for having the decency to be like, </span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">“Yeah, listen, we’ll come back when it’s more convenient for you”</span></i></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="color: #blue;"><b><br /></b></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <b></b><b><a href="https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/firework-fear-why-your-dog-does-or-doesnt-react-and-how-you-should-180975182/" moz-do-not-send="true">Why Fireworks Scare Some Dogs, but Not Others</a></b><b> </b><b><span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(+ a technique to help your dog become less fearful)</i></span></b><br /><br />2020's <a href="https://agoraimages.prowly.com/99539-the-worlds-best-photos-of-aerial2020?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera">Best Aerial Photos</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(so far, anyway)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://youtu.be/DSCKfXpAGHc" moz-do-not-send="true">Teaser for Hamilton</a>, Streaming this Friday on Disney+ <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Tally!)</i></span><br /><br />Just Because They've Turned Against Humanity <a href="https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/just-because-theyve-turned-against-humanity-doesnt-mean-we-should-defund-the-terminator-program" moz-do-not-send="true">Doesn't Mean We Should Defund the Terminator Program</a><br /><br />50 <a href="https://www.familyhandyman.com/list/the-ultimate-guide-for-secret-hiding-places-in-your-home/?_cmp=DiyTipsHintsNL&_ebid=DiyTipsHintsNL8%2F19%2F2017&_mid=163043&ehid=57AE5426442395E41FF099916DDC0A11823AE172&pmcode=IVBJJU103&__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=efe8d969854e0fe43892b9a3eefc6dcf0eced1da-1593099012-0-AQJiQXDVLDSjpCbQ2cIbFbAccsR7TyvjAnv-Sqweq2tS17tPH4OewJKglxvykQT_ZYXlvXVDcOvH7hffZeYKS20dg-mRxIa4Aga_XXVghgXjWQPNxWLzzbxP5kWsaiIGSDfgHkpPZnLLSkPvud7gZU5XgwtFsEPnWvNOVxTbmH54bXMpBbeY9UTouzTipGw3Wu4HaMPulFYg_Mu_CWMF_AaSOR2fNUqnx4lLBrPAAN2rJoJQBN9U-PVadOM6IIz36UTQsGttjmK255m3g1j7bYAGloJO0kLLhY7p-imdciQKDxQ2h1AogeXlLt9nKBhTjy4Y-fbk8Dtx3pnE27N3vO6qC1wNQy4_qqol3OfWsr9br7fYXRxhd_3XmJXReyZk4HXG57YuOXOnHcsYPnoUMlTyBm6iMnHzO4z07t5RwY3ZTYZQkDkFsweT6NVprb5xEsyAonXzMqw2CAG8c9dRTSZv9qqoqIyTubNbx4tKhLi8__1OBs2vkH1YzBNYQkF8tFrr_3UQKK7Z5IYNCJXjyZk" moz-do-not-send="true">Secret Hiding Places</a> Thieves Will Never Look<br /><br />A Catalog of <a href="https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-so-far-atrocities-1-759" moz-do-not-send="true">Trump's Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">100 <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/did-you-know/100-brand-new-facts-youve-never-heard-before/ss-AACIQLx?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout" moz-do-not-send="true">Brand New Facts</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i> </i><i>(Thanks, Melody!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://www.npr.org/2020/06/16/878963732/why-now-white-people?utm_source=npr_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20200621&utm_term=4629821&utm_campaign=best-of-npr&utm_id=47865880&orgid=447" moz-do-not-send="true">Why Now, White People?</a><br /><br />To my peeps (and anyone traveling) Across the Pond: The <a href="https://www.cottages-to-rent.co.uk/blog/quick-guides/top-5-uk-theme-parks/" moz-do-not-send="true">Top 5 UK Theme Parks</a><i> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, David)</span></i><br /><br /><a href="http://nowiknow.com/bacon-of-the-sea/" moz-do-not-send="true">Bacon of the Sea</a><br /><br />10 <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/85164/10-amazing-dog-parks" moz-do-not-send="true">Amazing Dog Parks</a><br /><br />You Know <a href="https://pudding.cool/2020/06/karen/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Karen</a><br /><br />The World is Putting <a href="https://theweek.com/articles/921833/world-putting-america-quarantine" moz-do-not-send="true">America in Quarantine</a><br /><br />30 <a href="https://admin-preview.thrillist.com/drink/nation/beers-that-changed-america-influential-beers-and-breweries" moz-do-not-send="true">Beers That Changed America</a><br /><br />The United States of Money in <a href="https://howmuch.net/articles/gdp-by-metro-2017" moz-do-not-send="true">a 3D Map</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.thrillist.com/lifestyle/nation/creative-virtual-party-ideas-for-having-fun-indoors" moz-do-not-send="true">Must-Visit Small Town in Every State</a><br /><br />Cheers! A little ditty about <a href="https://tv.avclub.com/a-little-ditty-about-sam-and-diane-cheers-gave-tv-its-1844117668" moz-do-not-send="true">Sam and Diane</a><br /><br />The Bizarre Case of <a href="https://www.sciencealert.com/this-man-can-t-see-most-numbers-but-can-understand-letters-and-symbols" moz-do-not-send="true">the Man Who Can't 'See' Numbers</a><br /><br /><a href="https://people.howstuffworks.com/culture-traditions/world-history/continents.htm" moz-do-not-send="true">How Many Continents Are There?</a> It Depends Who You Ask<br /><br /><a href="https://iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/giant-squid-found-washed-up-beach-south-africa/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Giant Squid</a> Found Washed Up on Beach in South Africa<br /><br /><a href="https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/how-clean-do-your-dishes-really-need-to-be-anyway" moz-do-not-send="true">How Clean Do Your Dishes Really Need to Be, Anyway?</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2020/06/will-sex-scenes-survive-the-pandemic/613156/?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email" moz-do-not-send="true">Will Sex Scenes Survive the Pandemic?</a></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-50832337008503849532020-06-24T12:00:00.000-07:002020-06-24T12:00:00.270-07:00June 24, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><span style="color: #blue;"><b></b></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Show of hands: who’s ready for some precedented times?</span></i></div>
<span style="color: #blue;"><b><br /></b></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">Top of the heap:</span> Let's Be Honest About <a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27986_letE28099s-be-honest-about-movie-release-dates.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Movie Release Dates</a></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/the-best-bacon-in-every-state/ss-BB15IskN?li=BBnb7Kz" moz-do-not-send="true">Best Bacon in Every State</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Melody!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://www.airspacemag.com/daily-planet/nasa-photographer-year-180975091/" moz-do-not-send="true">NASA Photographer of the Year</a> - the best shots from the agency's own photographers<br /><br />This is What the Entire Sky Looks Like <a href="https://www.sciencealert.com/this-is-what-the-entire-sky-looks-like-through-x-ray-eyes" moz-do-not-send="true">Through X-Ray Eyes</a> <i> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, Monkeybutt)</span></i><br /><br />The <a href="http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/06/the-lesser-known-perks-of-the-medal-of-honor-are-better-than-being-knighted-by-the-queen/" moz-do-not-send="true">Lesser-Known Perks of the Medal of Honor</a> are Better Than Being Knighted By the Queen<br /><br /><a href="https://boingboing.net/2020/06/18/return-of-the-ewok-an-unrelea.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Return of the Ewok - an unreleased mockumentary</a> starring Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher<br /><br />The <a href="https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/safed-cemetery" moz-do-not-send="true">Bright Blue Graves</a> of Safed Cemetery<br /><br />American idle: 12 Weird & Wonderful <a href="https://weburbanist.com/2016/05/15/american-idle-12-weird-wacky-drive-thru-businesses/" moz-do-not-send="true">Drive--Thru Businesses</a><br /><br /><a href="https://neal.fun/macaroni-draw/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Macaroni Drawing</a> App<br /><br />Incredible: <a href="https://www.outdoorrevival.com/news/incredible-emile-leray-built-a-working-motorbike-from-a-broken-down-car-to-escape-the-african-desert.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Guy builds a working motorbike from a broken-down car</a> to escape the African desert<br /><br /><a href="https://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2020/06/candle-exhibiting-tunneling.html" moz-do-not-send="true">How to Keep Your Candles From Tunneling</a> <i>(and it's </i><i><u><b>not</b></u></i><i> "take away their shovels")</i><br /><br />Okay, who had <a href="https://www.shtfdad.com/emp-attack-and-survival/" moz-do-not-send="true">EMP Attack</a> for July?<br /><br />Bizarre <a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1751-bizarre-brand-name-blunders/" moz-do-not-send="true">Brand Name Blunders</a><br /><br /><a href="http://nowiknow.com/how-to-lose-the-lottery-without-even-playing/" moz-do-not-send="true">How to Lose the Lottery Without Even Playing</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/06/inside-the-cult-of-trump-his-rallies-are-church-and-he-is-the-gospel" moz-do-not-send="true">Inside the Cult of Trump</a> - His Rallies are Church and He is the Gospel<br /><br /><a href="https://qz.com/1866087/hollywood-can-resume-production-with-new-health-protocols/?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">Hollywood is Getting Back to Work</a> - With Changes<br /><br /><a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/military-food-ration/?cexp_id=29837&cexp_var=29&_f=featured" moz-do-not-send="true">MRE's</a> - What's Inside (from different countries<br /><br />Verkhoyansk, Russia, is the <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/arctic-hottest-temperature-ever/" moz-do-not-send="true">first city above the Arctic Circle to ever get to 100°</a></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p><br />
<pre wrap=""><b><small><small>
</small></small></b></pre>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-31295073145814402922020-06-17T12:00:00.000-07:002020-06-17T12:00:03.523-07:00June 17, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Has anyone tried putting 2020 in rice?</span></i></div>
<span style="color: #blue;"><b><br /></b></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <b>Swiss authorities search for <a href="https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/swiss-gold-bars-intl-scli/index.html" moz-do-not-send="true">the person who left $191K of gold bars on a train</a></b><br /><br /><a href="https://www.theverge.com/21276897/fake-news-facebook-twitter-misinformation-lies-fact-check-how-to-internet-guide" moz-do-not-send="true">How to fight lies, tricks, and chaos online</a><a href="https://www.liker.com/" moz-do-not-send="true"> </a><br /><br /><a href="https://public.flourish.studio/visualisation/2637725/?utm_source=showcase&utm_campaign=visualisation%2F2637725&fbclid=IwAR32bK60B3P7v57cSJxfUwaCXU3g0pl3k_DNM_8q7ULVPJVvCuGVCtVcEIE" moz-do-not-send="true">Global Deaths Due to Various Causes and Covid-19</a> in 2020<br /><br /><a href="https://www.liker.com/" moz-do-not-send="true">Liker</a>: A smarter, kinder social network <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Tally) </i></span><br /><br />The Rolling, Lurching, Vomit-Inducing Road to a <a href="https://www.hakaimagazine.com/features/the-rolling-lurching-vomit-inducing-road-to-a-seasickness-cure/" moz-do-not-send="true">Seasickness Cure</a><br /><br />Ways <a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1743-ways-film-industry-will-likely-change/" moz-do-not-send="true">the Film Industry</a> Will Likely Change<br /><br />Revealed: <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/mary-trump-donald-trumps-niece-is-writing-a-tell-all-book-that-details-how-she-leaked-tax-papers-to-nyt" moz-do-not-send="true">The Family Member Who Turned on Trump</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Unbelievably true <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/did-you-know/coffee-is-a-fruit-and-other-unbelievably-true-food-facts/ss-BB152Q5q?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout" moz-do-not-send="true">food facts</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i> (Thanks, Melody!)</i></span><br /><br />Drunk History: <a href="https://youtu.be/pSXKKzmhgGI" moz-do-not-send="true">When Elvis Presley Met Richard Nixon</a><br /><br />Vicodin, ketamine, and caffeine: The ingredients of a good <a href="https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/06/vicodin-ketamine-and-caffeine-the-ingredients-of-a-good-space-pharmacy/" moz-do-not-send="true">space pharmacy</a><br /><br /><a href="https://moderncastle.com/blog/karen-era/" moz-do-not-send="true">The Karen Era</a>: Manager's Menace <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Tip O'the Hat, David)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/06/abraham-lincoln-wrestling-president/" moz-do-not-send="true">Abraham Lincoln: The "Wrasslin" President</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">What Makes <a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27938_what-makes-good-superman.html" moz-do-not-send="true">a Good Superman</a><i> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(Spoiler: the opposite of Christopher Walken)</span></i><br /><br />The <a href="https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-gnarliest-injuries-actors-have-sustained-performing-their-own-stunts" moz-do-not-send="true">Gnarliest Injuries</a> Actors Have Sustained Performing Their Own Stunts<br /><br /><a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/joannmuller/2015/10/15/the-road-to-self-driving-cars-a-timeline/#2dab6d3e7795" moz-do-not-send="true">The Road to Self-Driving Cars</a>: A Timeline<br /><br /><a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/self-taught-makeup-artist-optical-illusions-hoa-trang/?cexp_id=29539&cexp_var=36&_f=featured" moz-do-not-send="true">Mind-Bending Optical Illusions</a> By Self-Taught Makeup Artist<br /><br /><a href="https://www.npr.org/2020/06/04/864899178/why-is-voting-by-mail-suddenly-controversial-heres-what-you-need-to-know?utm_source=npr_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20200604&utm_term=4610113&utm_campaign=news&utm_id=47865880&orgid=447" moz-do-not-send="true">Why is Voting By Mail (Suddenly) Controversial?</a><br /><br />Whose Heritage? <a href="https://www.splcenter.org/data-projects/whose-heritage" moz-do-not-send="true">A Map of Confederate Monuments</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/06/06/864093213/on-dying-alone-behind-every-covid-19-case-there-is-a-story?utm_source=npr_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20200608&utm_term=4614227&utm_campaign=news&utm_id=47865880&orgid=447" moz-do-not-send="true">Behind Every Covid-19 Case, There Is A Story</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Stay in a <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/harry-potter-themed-house-decor-florida/" moz-do-not-send="true">Massive Harry Potter-Themed House</a></span><br />
<br />
<small><small><small></small></small></small><small><small><small></small></small></small><small><small><small><big><big><span style="font-family: "handwriting dakota";"><big><br /></big></span></big></big></small></small></small>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-84966129760530606882020-06-10T12:00:00.000-07:002020-06-10T12:00:04.996-07:00June 10, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div align="center">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Hey! Guess who has 7 thumbs and just got fired from the morgue?</span></i><br />
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br /></span></i></div>
<span style="color: #blue;"><b><br /></b></span>
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <b><a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/trump-twitter-account-copy-tweets-glorifying-violence-suspended-a9545831.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Twitter account that just copies Trump tweets suspended</a></b><b> for glorifying violence in under three days</b><b><br /></b><br />The <a href="http://www.photoawards.com/winner/" moz-do-not-send="true">International Photography Award Winners</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/07/us/forrest-fenn-rocky-mountains-treasure-chest-found-trnd/index.html" moz-do-not-send="true">A treasure chest hidden in the Rocky Mountains</a> for a decade has finally been found <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, Spidermonkey)</span></i><br /><br />The most amazing <a href="https://www.space.com/spacex-nasa-astronaut-launch-most-amazing-photos.html" moz-do-not-send="true">photos of SpaceX's historic 1s astronaut launch</a> for NASA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I, for one, welcome <a href="https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/g5pqew/scientists-uncovered-a-hidden-pattern-in-a-mysterious-signal-from-space" moz-do-not-send="true">our new alien overlords</a><br /><br />Don't you step on my rhinestone-studded jockstrap - <a href="https://www.reuters.com/article/us-auction-elvis-jockstrap/dont-you-step-on-my-rhinestone-studded-jockstrap-elvis-memorabilia-for-sale-idUSKBN2332TV" moz-do-not-send="true">Elvis memorabilia for sale</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(thankyouverymuch)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/shutdowns-prevented-60-million-coronavirus-infections-in-the-us-study-finds/ar-BB15bMtN?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout">60,000,000 people can't be wrong</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Melody!)</i></span><br /><br />Deaf Mom Creates <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/deaf-mother-makes-face-masks-with-mouth-window-for-lip-reading/">Clear Masks For Lip Reading</a><br /><br />The Coolest, Weirdest <a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1722-virtual-experiences-folks-can-enjoy-without-leaving-house/" moz-do-not-send="true">Virtual Experiences Online</a><br /><br />How We Made: <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/may/25/how-we-made-airplane-the-movie" moz-do-not-send="true"><i>Airplane!</i></a><br /><br />100 <a href="https://bestlifeonline.com/astonishing-facts/?utm_source=msn&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=msn-feed">Fun Bits of Trivia</a> Guaranteed to Make Your Day<br /><br /><a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/dad-sends-funny-property-photos-tim-rousu/" moz-do-not-send="true">Home inspection photos</a> with a twist<br /><br /><a href="https://is2020over.com/" moz-do-not-send="true">Is 2020 Over Yet?</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.morningbrew.com/daily/stories/2020/03/17/brew-style-blog-put-upside-comma?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">Apostrophes</a><br /><br />A Tribute to the <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/28657/tribute-grilled-cheese-sandwich" moz-do-not-send="true">Grilled Cheese Sandwich</a><br /><br />40 <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/smart-living/40-words-that-will-instantly-reveal-your-true-age/ss-BBZLWLi?li=BBnb7Kz" moz-do-not-send="true">Words That Will Instantly Reveal Your True Age</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks again, Mel!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://www.familyhandyman.com/diy-advice/ingenious-uses-for-5-gallon-buckets/?_cmp=diytipshintsnl&_ebid=diytipshintsnl632020&_mid=349400&ehid=23ea3b9916deb4b47ff0c3e1e9726b573a45e278" moz-do-not-send="true">5-Gallon Bucket Hacks</a><br /><br /><a href="https://bestlifeonline.com/slang-words-1940s-2000s/?utm_source=msn&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=msn-feed" moz-do-not-send="true">Most Tubular Slang Terms</a> from 1940-2019<br /><br />The Deadly Irish Epidemic That Helped <a href="https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/irish-epidemic-inspired-dracula" moz-do-not-send="true">Bring Dracula to Life</a><br /><br />For the First Time in Centuries, </span><a href="https://www.themarysue.com/what-is-the-third-amendment/" moz-do-not-send="true"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">the Third Amendment Matters</span></a><br />
<small><small><small></small></small></small><small><small><small></small></small></small><small><small><small><big><big><span style="font-family: "handwriting dakota";"><big><br /></big></span></big></big></small></small></small><small><small><small><big><big><span style="font-family: "handwriting dakota";"><big><br /></big></span></big></big></small></small></small><br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-74922804017244418592020-06-03T12:00:00.000-07:002020-06-03T12:00:00.847-07:00June 3, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br /></span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">How stupid is Elton John that he doesn’t know the word “astronaut”?</span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br /></span></i></div>
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #blue;"><b>Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff: </b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Some Countries Have Brought New Cases Down to Nearly Zero. <a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/05/23/861577367/messaging-from-leaders-who-have-tamed-their-countrys-coronavirus-outbreaks" moz-do-not-send="true">How Did They Do It?</a><br /><br />24 <a href="https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/post/man-makes-a-coronavirus-parody-song-every-day-results-are-phenomenal" moz-do-not-send="true">Lockdown Parody Songs</a> in 24 Days<br /><br />Small Towns Won't Know They're Infected <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/05/towns-rural-coronavirus-local-news/612109/" moz-do-not-send="true">Until It's Too Late</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/10/health/coronavirus-plague-pandemic-history.html?utm_source=npr_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20200522&utm_term=4593702&utm_campaign=the-new-normal&utm_id=47865880&orgid=447" moz-do-not-send="true">How Pandemics End</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.buymetalonline.co.uk/the-growth-of-diy-during-the-pandemic/" moz-do-not-send="true">Growth of DIY During the Pandemic</a> <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, David)</span></i><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: #990000; font-size: large;"><b>Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind <i>OFF</i> The Pandemic Stuff:</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b><br /></b></span></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <b><a href="https://www.theroot.com/a-timeline-of-events-that-led-to-the-2020-fed-up-rising-1843780800" moz-do-not-send="true">A Timeline of Events That Led to the 2020 'Fed-Up'-rising</a></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Google Earth Tour Guide: <a href="https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/google-earth-virtual-tours/" moz-do-not-send="true">14 Virtual Tours You'll Want to Check Out</a><br /><br />100 <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/did-you-know/100-random-facts-youll-want-to-share-with-everyone-you-know/ss-AAFKSIe?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout" moz-do-not-send="true">Random Facts</a><br /><br /><a href="https://skiptucker.blogspot.com/2020/05/bob-and-doug-talk-about-space-eh.html?fbclid=IwAR0ZBKUwEXxdY8lIId3fHx-GjjY1Q9JWmC_XZ4bHHgGFrgzWuwTkirXst5Q" moz-do-not-send="true">Bob and Doug Talk About Space</a><br /><br /><a href="https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/backyard-roller-coasters" moz-do-not-send="true">Guys With Backyard Roller Coasters</a> Are Having a Better Quarantine Than You<br /><br />Thinking about <a href="https://www.acronis.com/en-us/blog/posts/leaving-facebook-heres-how-save-your-memories?fbclid=IwAR0WS2Prb5wgH_isXHKzXHy5iPdvowGduyTAzEtaD7juNTCifO_Sx9BLSyw" moz-do-not-send="true">Leaving Facebook? Here's How to Save Your Memories</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The Remaking of <a href="https://www.gq.com/story/the-remaking-of-steve-buscemi-profile?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=longreads" moz-do-not-send="true">Steve Buscemi</a><br /><br />20 <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/did-you-know/20-facts-about-the-class-of-2020-that-will-blow-your-mind/ss-BB14Dpfv?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout" moz-do-not-send="true">Facts about the Class of 2020</a> that will blow your mind <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, Melody!)</span></i><br /><br /><a href="https://www.theringer.com/movies/2020/5/29/21273288/a-marine-biologist-talks-about-what-hollywood-gets-wrong-about-the-ocean" moz-do-not-send="true">What Hollywood Gets Wrong About the Ocean</a><br /><br />10 <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/624374/chance-meetings-changed-world?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email" moz-do-not-send="true">Chance Meetings</a> That Changed the World<br /><br />He asked Twitter to remove Trump's false tweets about his dead wife. <a href="https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/backyard-roller-coasters" moz-do-not-send="true">Twitter refused</a><br /><br />Updates on I<a href="https://collider.com/indiana-jones-5-update-script-james-mangold-frank-marshall/" moz-do-not-send="true">ndiana Jones 5</a><br /><br />Insane <a href="https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/insane-trampoline-jumps-leave-mind-214529633.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Trampoline Jumps</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"> <i>(Thanks again, Mel!)</i></span><br /><br />What you should (and shouldn't) buy at <a href="https://finance.yahoo.com/news/shouldnt-buy-dollar-stores-during-214900460.html">dollar stores</a> <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, Jack!)</span></i><br /><br />Enrichment Experience: <a href="https://youtu.be/C6buz-qJsNQ" moz-do-not-send="true">Humboldt Penguins Visit the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(<i>Thanks, Ognote!)</i></span></span><br />
<br />
<small><small><small></small></small></small><small><small><small></small></small></small><small><small><small><big><big><span style="font-family: "handwriting dakota";"><big><br /></big></span></big></big></small></small></small>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-51365125726056286332020-05-27T12:00:00.000-07:002020-05-27T12:00:07.505-07:00May 27, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div align="center">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">The Coronavirus pandemic has been especially </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">stressful for members of the Flat Earth Society. </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">They fear that the continued social distancing </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">measures could push people over the edge.</span></i></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000; font-size: large;"><b>Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff: </b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: #b00e00; font-size: medium;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(176, 14, 0);"><b><br /></b></span></span><i><a href="https://www.printmag.com/illustration/oh-the-places-you-wont-go-jim-malloy-remixes-dr-seuss-and-dr-fauci/" moz-do-not-send="true">Oh, the Places You Won't Go!</a></i> Dr. Suess meets Dr. Fauci<br /><br />The Top 16 <a href="https://dailydits.com/2020/02/the-top-sixteen-dodgy-diy-coronavirus-masks/?fbclid=IwAR1EWIBgzt5lGEJmDur2jD-0zqgXjwwylQ38CqHv7HUlKje84SBj9ybAITY" moz-do-not-send="true">Dodgy DIY Coronavirus Masks</a><br /><br />Almost Half Of The <a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27796_almost-half-reopen-america21-tweets-are-coming-from-bots.html" moz-do-not-send="true">"Reopen America!" Tweets</a> Are Coming From Bots<br /><br />Why is there a <a href="https://www.cnet.com/health/is-there-actually-a-meat-shortage-heres-whats-going-on-with-chicken-beef-and-pork/?ftag=CAD7dba523&bhid=28093824540061066323204390728544&mid=12844040&cid=1531576712" moz-do-not-send="true">meat shortage</a>?<br /><br /><a href="https://www.statnews.com/2020/05/19/9-ways-covid-19-forever-upend-health-care/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=longreads" moz-do-not-send="true">How the Pandemic Will Change Healthcare</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.cabletv.com/blog/what-the-us-is-watching-during-covid-19" moz-do-not-send="true">Quarantine TV choices</a>, by state</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /><br /><span style="color: #blue;"><span style="color: #990000; font-size: large;"><b>Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind <i>OFF</i> The Pandemic Stuff:</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: #blue;"><b><br /></b></span></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <b> </b><b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNepEAWZH0TBu7dkxIbluDw" moz-do-not-send="true">Dad, how do I?</a></b><b> - Practical "Dadvice" for every day tasks</b><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.insider.com/funny-animal-photos-comedy-wildlife-photography-awards-2020-5?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography contest</a> is now accepting submissions - the <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/comedy-wildlife-photography-awards-2020-tom-sullam/" moz-do-not-send="true">best ones</a> so far<br /><br />I. Want. <a href="https://spectrum.ieee.org/energywise/transportation/alternative-transportation/inflatable-ebike-fits-in-a-backpack" moz-do-not-send="true">One</a>.<br /><br />Every <a href="https://www.cnet.com/news/every-us-streaming-service-ranked/?ftag=CAD1acfa04&bhid=28093824540061066323204390728544&mid=12832596&cid=1531576712" moz-do-not-send="true">US streaming service, ranked</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/horror-ikea-instructions-ed-harrington/" moz-do-not-send="true">Monster-building instructions</a>, IKEA-style<br /><br /><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/science/new-elvis-worms-with-glitzy-iridescent-scales-discovered-in-pacific-ocean/vi-BB145tXK">Elvis Worms!</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Laura!)</i></span><br /><br />How to <a href="https://medium.com/better-humans/how-to-instantly-create-intimacy-with-any-person-you-meet-7edfcc435c10" moz-do-not-send="true">Instantly Create Intimacy</a> With Any Person You Meet<br /><br /><a href="https://www.wired.com/story/why-humans-totally-freak-out-when-they-get-lost/" moz-do-not-send="true">Why Humans Totally Freak Out</a> When They Get Lost<br /><br />The Most <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/624449/most-inappropriate-animated-disney-movies" moz-do-not-send="true">Inappropriate Animated Disney Films</a> (according to adults)<br /><br /><a href="https://acidcow.com/pics/120228-unusual-animals-19-pics.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Weird Animals</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/astronauts-could-use-their-own-pee-build-moon-base-180974892/" moz-do-not-send="true">Seriously</a>, Smithsonian?<br /><br />The Fastest Growing and Declining <a href="https://www.visualcapitalist.com/fastest-growing-and-declining-retail-brands-2020/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Retail Brands</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.universetoday.com/146111/the-tunguska-explosion-could-have-been-caused-by-an-asteroid-that-still-orbits-the-sun/" moz-do-not-send="true">The Tunguska Explosion</a> Could've Been Caused by an Asteroid That Still Orbits the Sun <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(oh, lovely)</i></span><br /><br />Tesla said to be readying <a href="https://techcrunch.com/2020/05/14/tesla-said-to-be-readying-new-long-lasting-low-cost-batteries-to-put-evs-at-price-parity-with-gas-cars/" moz-do-not-send="true">new long-lasting, low-cost batteries for EV</a>'s<br /><br />An infographic <a href="https://www.viziononline.co.uk/apple-timeline/" moz-do-not-send="true">history of Apple</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, David!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://trendings.net/31-pictures-that-prove-australia-is-the-land-of-nope/f8w3e2g?333=5&fbclid=IwAR2P3fvNX-c4L8ejF9gRLbCeqT96Qw_qNFwY3itzMyDb41HErd6Qpp9FjuQ" moz-do-not-send="true">Australia</a> - the Land of Nope<br /><br />Mississippi Governor <a href="https://twitter.com/yokoboji/status/1262551563526115334?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1262863455289253889%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.localmemphis.com%2Farticle%2Fnews%2Fweird%2Fmississippi-gov-tate-reeves-high-school-grads-prank%2F522-06d80262-bd04-4e8e-bf82-632cc0a2489e" moz-do-not-send="true">Pranked by Grads</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/28807/8-strange-sea-creatures" moz-do-not-send="true">8 Strange Sea Creatures</a><span style="font-size: x-small;"> <i>(9, if you count divers)</i></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Be safe out there!</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";"></span><span style="font-family: , serif;"></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p><br />
<pre wrap=""><b><small><small>
</small></small></b></pre>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-46611763906588802862020-05-20T12:00:00.000-07:002020-05-20T12:00:05.169-07:00May 20, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br /></span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">So, these murder hornets.</span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Do you send them a list of names, or what? </span></i></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">How does this work?</span></i></div>
</div>
</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #blue;"><b>Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff: </b></span></span><br /><a href="https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/covid-19-test-trump-admin-failed-disaster-995930/" moz-do-not-send="true">The Four Men Responsible</a> For America's COVID-19 Test Disaster<br /><br />Make your own <a href="https://covid-ukgov.slogangenerator.net/" moz-do-not-send="true">Unofficial UKGov COVID-19 Slogan</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-13/what-happens-if-the-president-tests-positive-for-coronavirus" moz-do-not-send="true">If the President Tests Positive For the Virus</a><br /><br />Coronavirus has exposed all of <a href="https://theweek.com/articles/914017/coronavirus-exposed-all-americas-ancient-evils" moz-do-not-send="true">America's ancient evils</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.insider.com/a-family-started-their-own-quarantine-olympics-on-tiktok-2020-4?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">Quarantine Olympics</a> - <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@alexpresley_?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">Games</a><br /><br />Oh, yay. You'll Probably Have to Arrive at the Airport <a href="https://uproxx.com/life/airport-wait-times-coronavirus/" moz-do-not-send="true">Four Hours Early</a> For Your Next Flight.<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: #blue;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-size: large;"><b>Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind <i>OFF</i> The Pandemic Stuff:</b></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><br /></b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/spock-is-back-as-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-gets-cbs-all-access-series-order-rebecca-romijn-and-anson-mount-co-star/ar-BB148e4a" moz-do-not-send="true"><i>Star Trek: Strange New Worlds</i></a> Gets CBS All Access Series Order <span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, Laura!)</span><br /><br />Now <a href="https://joshspector.com/now-this-is-a-great-commercial/?fbclid=IwAR1ztGthFfMkPGq-TxwGpkC08uhbwmLr42qIzPFVz9HY_97Zd6_4O7_zPZo" moz-do-not-send="true">THIS is a great commercial</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Chris!)</i></span><br /><br />Which is correct, <a href="https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/jerry-built-vs-jury-rigged-vs-jerry-rigged-usage-history" moz-do-not-send="true">"jury-rigged" or "jerry-rigged"?</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(HINT: it's the first)</i></span><br /><br />GOP Group Exposes 'King' Trump's Legal Shell Game in <a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/king-trump-legal-shell-game_n_5ebba20ac5b6bf83abbb2f9d" moz-do-not-send="true">Blistering New Fox News Ad</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Melody!)</i></span><br /><br />Weird Ways <a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27329_weird-ways-science-screwed.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Science is Screwed</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The Real <a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27674_the-real-reason-supermans-parents-sent-him-to-earth.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Reason Superman was Sent to Earth</a><br /><br />Huge <a href="https://rumble.com/v9cp1a-huge-whale-smashes-into-divers-camera-with-its-fin.html" moz-do-not-send="true">whale smashes into diver's camera</a> with its fin <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Spidermonkey)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/is-tom-cruise-too-old-to-be-a-fighter-pilot-in-top-gun-2" moz-do-not-send="true">Is Tom Cruise Too Old to Be a Fighter Pilot?</a> A Top Gun 2 Investigation<br /><br />If <a href="https://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2596_heres-why-superheroes-shouldnt-be-more-realistic/" moz-do-not-send="true">Superheroes</a> Had to Live in the Real World<br /><br />Why does "<a href="https://matadornetwork.com/read/yellow-filter-american-movies/" moz-do-not-send="true">yellow filter</a>" keep popping up in American movies?<br /><br />I Scream, You Scream: <a href="https://www.sixthtone.com/news/1005656/I%20Scream,%20You%20Scream:%20Shanghai%E2%80%99s%20Weirdest%20Ice%20Cream" moz-do-not-send="true">Shanghai's Weirdest Ice Cream</a><br /><br />Things That <a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/9dA3QPZ" moz-do-not-send="true">Didn't Age Well</a><br /><br />IKEA Shares How to Make 6 Types of <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/ikea-quarantine-campaign-furniture-to-forts-tents/" moz-do-not-send="true">Furniture Förts</a><br /><br />The 10 Absolute <a href="https://laramielive.com/woman-illegally-enters-yellowstone-falls-into-thermal-feature/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Worst Tourist Incidents in Yellowstone</a> National Park<br /><br /><a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1682-dark-secrets-disney-wants-you-to-forget/" moz-do-not-send="true">Dark Moments</a> From Disney's Past<br /><br />This could come in handy: <a href="https://lifehacker.com/how-to-wash-dry-clean-only-clothes-at-home-1843390361" moz-do-not-send="true">How to Wash 'Dry-Clean Only' Clothes at Home</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1686-weird-things-that-washed-up-from-ocean/" moz-do-not-send="true">Weird Things That Washed Up</a> From the Ocean</span><br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: , serif;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-40323711821913343072020-05-13T12:00:00.000-07:002020-05-13T12:00:00.840-07:00May 13, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">In biblical times, if you loved your wife, </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">you’d let her ride your ass all day.</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br /></span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">I guess some things never change.</span></i></div>
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff: </span> </b></span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/03/opinion/dave-eggers-coronavirus-questions.html?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email" moz-do-not-send="true">Flattening the Truth on Coronavirus</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/world-51235105" moz-do-not-send="true">Speed of Confirmed Coronavirus Cases</a> by Country<br /><br />Workers are Being 'Turned In' by Employers For <a href="https://gizmodo.com/workers-are-being-turned-in-by-employers-for-not-coming-1843339025" moz-do-not-send="true">Not Coming to Work During the Pandemic</a><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: #blue;"><span style="color: #990000; font-size: large;"><b>Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind <i>OFF</i> The Pandemic Stuff:</b></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><br /></b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b><br /></b></span></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <a href="https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/96509456_1339005336297355_858041866245898240_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_oc=AQkuX9AqEk9r2Pxh11BmSJ73VUUHxv9llCk0dNCNzlvRmcKTuuQGR0tkL_1P2DxVBZOEyKaXVNsMUv2nV9p0bsfU&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=8f7dd896525e4513f966401c94e17c70&oe=5EE08EC5" moz-do-not-send="true">Murder Hornets in the U.S.</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.quantamagazine.org/what-is-time-a-history-of-physics-biology-clocks-and-culture-20200504/" moz-do-not-send="true">Arrows of Time</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(a timekeeping timeline)</span><br /><br />6 <a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27193_6-everyday-groups-with-sinister-original-purpose.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Everyday Groups (With a Sinister Original Purpose)</a><br /><br />Speaking of time, here's the <a href="https://robbreport.com/style/watch-collector/h-moser-cies-venturer-vantablack-black-watches-have-noir-style-2910376/" moz-do-not-send="true">Blackest of the Black Watches</a><br /><br />Cosmos 954: <a href="https://www.amusingplanet.com/2020/05/cosmos-954-nuke-that-fell-from-space.html" moz-do-not-send="true">The Nuke That Fell From Space</a><br /><br />Nostalgic for some <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/62217/15-computer-sounds-will-take-you-back-90s" moz-do-not-send="true">old computer sounds</a>? <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Me, neither)</i></span><br /><br />The real <i>Lord of the Flies</i>: what happened when <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/may/09/the-real-lord-of-the-flies-what-happened-when-six-boys-were-shipwrecked-for-15-months" moz-do-not-send="true">six boys were shipwrecked</a> for 15 months<br /><br />Incredible Geometric Optical Illusion <a href="https://laughingsquid.com/geometric-optical-illusion-tattoos/" moz-do-not-send="true">Tattoos</a><br /><br />Weird Anatomies - <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null" moz-do-not-send="true">Fantastic Creatures and Fancies Chart</a><br /><br />Parking Lot <a href="https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/health/dublin-priest-comes-up-genius-18205571?fbclid=IwAR0cdGk_ffIK23wP74Ib5zFyerAdNba8-LnkKyLFmjVqJZZ8T_PxTUr_aXQ" moz-do-not-send="true">Confessions</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.ravereviews.org/general/the-most-divisive-movies-by-decade/" moz-do-not-send="true">Most Divisive Movies</a><br /><br />You Love to See It: <a href="https://film.avclub.com/you-love-to-see-it-9-movie-cliches-we-don-t-hate-1843161825" moz-do-not-send="true">Movie Clichés We Don't Hate</a><br /><br />Have You Seen <a href="https://haveyouseenthis.dog/" moz-do-not-send="true">This Dog</a>?<br /><br /><a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1675-studio-interference-that-actually-made-movie-or-show-better/" moz-do-not-send="true">Studio Interference</a> That Actually Made a Movie or Show Better<br /><br />11 Solid Gold Facts About <a href="https://www.metv.com/lists/11-solid-gold-facts-about-bonanza" moz-do-not-send="true"><i>Bonanza</i></a></span><br />
<br />
<small><small><small></small></small></small><small><small><small></small></small></small><small><small><small><big><big><span style="font-family: "handwriting dakota";"><big><br /></big></span></big></big></small></small></small>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-9738613925555971502020-05-06T12:00:00.000-07:002020-07-24T08:17:57.128-07:00May 6, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">You’re never too old to say “horses” when you drive past some horses.</span></i></div>
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #990000;"><b>Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff: </b></span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.morningbrew.com/daily/stories/2020/04/24/future-cities#utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">The Future of Cities</a><br /><br /><i>Mystery Science Theater 3000</i> Returns for Social-distancing <a href="https://news.avclub.com/exclusive-mystery-science-theater-3000-returns-for-soc-1843156549" moz-do-not-send="true">Riff-Along Special</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1693-celebrities-who-are-coming-through-bigtime-in-crisis/" moz-do-not-send="true">Celebrities Who Are Coming Through</a>, Bigtime, In the Crisis<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: #blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000; font-size: large;">Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind <i>OFF</i> The Pandemic Stuff:</span></b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b><br /></b></span></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">Top of the heap:</span></b><b> </b><b><a href="https://www.etonline.com/tom-cruise-is-working-with-nasa-to-film-a-movie-in-space-146027" moz-do-not-send="true">Tom Cruise is Working With NASA</a></b><b> to Film a Movie in Space</b><br /><br /><a href="https://29a.ch/sandbox/2011/neonflames/" moz-do-not-send="true">Draw your own Cosmos</a><span style="font-family: -webkit-standard;"> </span><i>(dunno what it is, but it's mesmerizing)</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><i><br /></i></span>MMMmmmm! <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/94669/11-outrageous-ballpark-foods" moz-do-not-send="true">Outrageous Ballpark Foods</a><br /><br />The Life and Fiery Death of the <a href="https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/ministers-treehouse" moz-do-not-send="true">World's Largest Treehouse</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">A <a href="https://pudding.cool/2020/04/music-challenge/" moz-do-not-send="true">music quiz</a> based on your birth year<br /><br />In Case of Emergency, Press <a href="http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/" moz-do-not-send="true">This Button</a><br /><br />Not sure what to make for dinner? Try <a href="https://29a.ch/sandbox/2011/neonflames/" moz-do-not-send="true">MyFridgeFood</a><br /><br />Language <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/grammar-jokes-and-puns/">Jokes and Puns</a><br /><br />Facebook Launches Zoom Rival, "<a href="https://www.axios.com/facebook-launches-zoom-rival-messenger-rooms-4a5afe12-233f-49f2-b9d3-b0dcffb07dfa.html?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">Messenger Rooms</a>"<br /><br />Trippy, <a href="https://zoomquilt.org/" moz-do-not-send="true">infinite zooming</a><br /><br />Oh, great. Need to Fly Somewhere? Get Ready For <a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27613_planning-flying-somewhere-after-all-this-get-ready-layovers-galore.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Layovers Galore</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.lancashireroofers.co.uk/pimped-out-drainpipes/" moz-do-not-send="true">Pimped Out Drainpipes</a> <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, David)</span></i><a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/grammar-jokes-and-puns/" moz-do-not-send="true"><br /></a><br />5 <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/623697/original-star-wars-empire-strikes-back-script-changes" moz-do-not-send="true">Axed Ideas</a> From <i>The Empire Strikes Back</i> script<br /><br />Mitch McConnell: <a href="https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/mitch-mcconnell-man-who-sold-america-880799/" moz-do-not-send="true">The Man Who Sold America</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27608_7-crazy-hidden-details-in-recent-movie-posters.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Crazy Hidden Details</a> in Recent Movie Posters<br /><br /><a href="https://www.mapcrunch.com/" moz-do-not-send="true">MapCrunch</a> plops you down in a random place on the globe. Go explore!<br /><br />Coming soon: a <a href="https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/04/want-your-flowers-to-glow-if-youre-ok-with-gmos-its-now-an-option/" moz-do-not-send="true">glow-in-the-dark garden</a></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p><br />
<pre wrap=""><b><small><small>
</small></small></b></pre>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-38292064931797036472020-04-29T18:59:00.000-07:002020-04-29T18:59:00.219-07:00April 29, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div align="center">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">An Open Letter to both Amazon Prime and Netflix:</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">I don’t really need the “Previously on…” feature, guys..</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">I’ve been watching this show for 18 hours straight.</span></i></div>
</div>
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #blue;"><b>Okay, first, the Pandemic, Icky Stuff: </b></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">A scuba diving group is making </span><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/22/us/face-masks-ocean-plastic-coronavirus-trnd/index.html" moz-do-not-send="true" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">face masks out of recycled ocean plastic</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.travelandleisure.com/travel-tips/travel-trends/traveling-after-coronavirus?utm_source=npr_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20200422&utm_term=4535974&utm_campaign=the-new-normal&utm_id=47865880&orgid=447" moz-do-not-send="true" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">Will Travel Change After Coronavirus?</a><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i>(short answer: ubetcha)</i></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">McDonald's </span><a href="https://www.neatorama.com/story/McDonalds-Thank-You-Meals-for-Health-Care-Workers-and-First-Responders/" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">Thank You Meals</a><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> for Health Care Workers and First Responders</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">17 </span><a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/shylawatson/social-distancing-pickup-lines-roundup" moz-do-not-send="true" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">Social Distancing Pickup Lines</a><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> That Prove the Internet is Extremely Creative</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">After coronavirus: </span><a href="https://www.latimes.com/travel/story/2020-04-28/travel-hotel-stay-post-pandemic-guest-changes-cleaning" moz-do-not-send="true" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">Your next hotel stay may look like this</a><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: #blue;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind <i>OFF</i> The Pandemic, Icky Stuff:</b></span></span><span style="color: red; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b><br /></b></span></span>
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> The <a href="https://www.farandwide.com/s/best-small-town-by-state-81e39983579047d3?utm_campaign=bestsmalltownbystate-us0desk000000001&utm_source=pin&utm_medium=cpc&pp=0&epik=dj0yJnU9a3N4ampZUWd6QlRWS3o0TzlfRDI3YnRFQUhuWUZ3NnEmbj1EUmZNUmRaRXd6dm8wRDFfb0ZXQ01BJnQ9QUFBQUFGNmNYak0" moz-do-not-send="true">Coolest Small Towns in America</a> By State<br /><br /><a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27574_thank-god-muppets.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Kermit </a>is With Us, You Guys<br /><br />Please, YES! Traditional <a href="https://www.theartofdoingstuff.com/maple-cream/" moz-do-not-send="true">Hand-Stirred Maple Butter</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(and yes, you can make it at home)</i></span><br /><br />The Bizarre Experience of <a href="https://uproxx.com/life/quietest-place-on-earth-anechoic-chamber-minneapolis/" moz-do-not-send="true">Sitting Inside the 'Quietest Room on Earth</a>" - <i><b>PLUS</b></i>: <a href="https://youtu.be/rGS6zw5tWJ4" moz-do-not-send="true">a Guided Tour</a><br /><br /><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/9pRZxLg" moz-do-not-send="true">Shipwrecks are now visible in Lake Michigan </a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/04/ben-johnston-typography-murals/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Off the Wall Art</a><br /><br />Here's something you might enjoy - <a href="https://youtu.be/sleSip19GCw" moz-do-not-send="true">Joe Pesci without the profanities</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(I know! Unbelievable, right?)</i></span><br /><br />Kodak unveils t<a href="https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/kodak-worlds-largest-puzzle/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">he World's Largest Puzzle</a><br /><br /><a href="https://bestow.com/blog/how-to-say-no/" moz-do-not-send="true">How to Say No</a> And Be Fulfilled in Work and in Life <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Emily!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://darebee.com/?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">Massive Workout Collection</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(yeah, no)</i></span><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.slashfilm.com/drive-in-box-office-entire-us-weekend/" moz-do-not-send="true">Entire U.S. Box Office</a> Last Weekend Came From a Single Florida Drive-In Theater<br /><br />The <a href="https://eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2020-04/uop-pr042420.php" moz-do-not-send="true">Most Dangerous Place</a> in the History of Planet Earth</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-27118335255114412292020-04-22T12:00:00.000-07:002020-04-22T12:00:05.360-07:00April 22, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Rent’s due. Car payment’s due. </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Cable bill’s due. Insurance due. </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Cellular bill's due. Mountain Dew. </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Baby shark do do do do do. </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Everything’s due.</span></i></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: #blue;"><b><span style="color: #cc0000;">Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff</span><span style="color: #660000;">:</span> </b></span><b><a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/4/17/21220786/coronavirus-pandemic-overreact-social-distancing" moz-do-not-send="true">We're not overreacting to the coronavirus</a></b></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.rd.com/culture/when-coronavirus-will-peak-in-every-state/?_cmp=readuprdus&_ebid=readuprdus4172020&_mid=340124&ehid=FCA442B2231DFC396D4FF59B417F54810519BBEB" moz-do-not-send="true">When Coronavirus is Expected to Peak</a> in Every State<br /><br /><a href="https://www.al.com/news/2020/04/coronavirus-car-insurance-refunds-which-companies-are-refunding-money-due-to-covid-19.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Coronavirus car insurance refunds</a>: Which companies are refunding money? <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Melody!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://www.uk-exhibitionstands.co.uk/blog/post/creative-coronavirus-stuff/">Creative Coronavirus Stuff</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, David!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://www.npr.org/2020/04/11/832075028/bandanas-balaclavas-bra-straps-how-people-are-answering-call-to-cover-their-face?utm_source=npr_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20200413&utm_term=4518981&utm_campaign=the-new-normal&utm_id=47865880&orgid=447" moz-do-not-send="true">Creative Face Masks</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.demilked.com/creative-diy-face-masks/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Weird Face Masks</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/26/covid-19-tracker/" moz-do-not-send="true">COVID-19 Tracker</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://experts.join1440.com/" moz-do-not-send="true">Coronavirus Research Page</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/14/science/coronavirus-transmission-cough-6-feet-ar-ul.html?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">3-D Simulation on Social Distancing</a><br /><br />When We're Done With Coronavirus, <a href="https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/hand-sanitizer-vs-soap-good-germs" moz-do-not-send="true">Toss Out Your Hand Sanitizer</a><br /><br />Due to COVID-19 - Documenting <a href="https://duetocovid19.com/" moz-do-not-send="true">the signs of the pandemic</a><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: #blue;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><b>Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind <i>OFF</i> The Pandemic Stuff:</b></span></span><br /><br /><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span></i> The <a href="https://www.theopennotebook.com/2020/04/13/now-peep-this-announcing-the-winners-of-peepyourscience-2020/" moz-do-not-send="true">Winners of #PeepYourScience 2020</a><br /><br /><a href="http://click1.email.join1440.com/zwdqclgbpdwkffmgkbjqrkdpclkbtjddfzbqcpfrmfllr_ksprhmvhpjlvfdlldhhd.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Your entire life</a> in statistics<br /><br />Teaching little girls <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/g0seco/teaching_little_girls_how_to_cartwheel/" moz-do-not-send="true">how to cartwheel</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Wildlife is reclaiming <a href="https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Wildlife-is-reclaiming-Yosemite-National-Park-15196690.php?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera#photo-1876017" moz-do-not-send="true">Yosemite National Park</a><br /><br />SPEAKING of which -18 National Parks Where You Can <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/tips/18-national-park-webcams-where-you-can-see-the-wilderness-from-home/ss-BB12qZhZ?li=BBnb7Kz#image=3">See the Wilderness From Your Home</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks again, Mel!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Warner+Bros+Breakdowns" moz-do-not-send="true">Classic Movie Bloopers</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/18/us/disney-bedtime-hotline-trnd/index.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Disney Bedtime Hotline</a> is back to help parents get their kids to sleep <i>(877-7-MICKEY)</i><br /><br />Kings and Queens are Royals <a href="http://nowiknow.com/kings-and-queens-are-royals-but-whats-a-jack/" moz-do-not-send="true">But What's a Jack?</a><br /><br />A reminder that things can always get worse - <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/773164860/nuclear-explosion-bomb-diorama-model" moz-do-not-send="true">a nuclear explosion lamp</a> (now with <a href="https://youtu.be/FLCtVzGTycw" moz-do-not-send="true">video</a>!)<br /><br />A way to ruin your whole day: <a href="https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/france-fighter-jet-ejection-scli-intl/index.html?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">accidentally ejecting yourself from a fighter jet</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The Inside Story of <a href="https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/inside-story-beatles-messy-breakup-180974645/">the Beatles' Messy Breakup</a><br /><br /><a href="http://nowiknow.com/the-dot-in-your-kitchen-youve-probably-never-noticed/" moz-do-not-send="true">The Dot In Your Kitchen</a> You've Probably Never Noticed<br /><br />The Secret of the <a href="https://www.amusingplanet.com/2020/04/the-secret-of-coade-stone.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Coade Stone</a><br /><br />When Did <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/606627/handshake-origins?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email" moz-do-not-send="true">Shaking Hands</a> Become a Standard Way of Greeting?</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<br /><o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-44956307140120352102020-04-15T12:00:00.000-07:002020-04-15T12:00:04.937-07:00April 15, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Just because I’m bored, here’s a list of words containing the word, “meow”:</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br /></span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">- meow</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"> - meows</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"> - meowed</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"> - meowing</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"> - homeowner</span></i> </div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;"><br /></span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">You’re welcome</span></i></div>
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <b></b><b><a href="https://medium.com/@juliovincent/prepare-for-the-ultimate-gaslighting-6a8ce3f0a0e0" moz-do-not-send="true">Prepare For the Ultimate Gaslighting</a></b><br /><br /><a href="http://cdn.flipboard.com/content/thephotodesk/thephotodeskgalleries/items/1584384311000.html?utm_campaign=campaign&utm_medium=40digest.7days3.20200316.home&utm_source=email" moz-do-not-send="true">Planet Lockdown: Pictures</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Billy!)</i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">US Health Care Workers Are Reporting Having <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/doctors-reporting-salaries-cut-down-due-to-coronavirus/" moz-do-not-send="true">Their Salaries Being Cut</a> Due to Coronavirus<br /><br />Cool <a href="https://mommypoppins.com/kids/50-easy-science-experiments-for-kids-fun-educational-activities-using-household-stuff?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">Science Experiments For Kids</a><br /><br />Meet the <a href="https://thehustle.co/meet-the-covid-19-college-graduates/" moz-do-not-send="true">COVID-19 College Graduates</a><br /><br />Wipe Out: a brief <a href="https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/wipe-out/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">history of toilet paper</a><br /><br /><a href="https://youtu.be/XmGfsR1fRy0" moz-do-not-send="true">How to Make a Face Mask</a> Out of a T-Shirt <span style="font-size: x-small;"> <i>(Thanks, Melody!)</i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Your <a href="https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-04-06/how-to-guide-to-coronavirus-face-masks-how-to" moz-do-not-send="true">guide to coronavirus face masks and coverings</a> - how to do it right<br /><br />Stuck at home? Here are some <a href="https://www.afar.com/magazine/virtual-zoo-aquarium-and-park-tours-to-watch-during-quarantine?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Wildlife Webcams</a> to watch while you're grounded<br /><br /><a href="https://gizmodo.com/could-trump-cancel-the-election-because-of-coronavirus-1842592547" moz-do-not-send="true">Could Trump Cancel the Election</a> Because of Coronavirus?<br /><br />The Most Ridiculous <a href="https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/ridiculous-coronavirus-conspiracy-theories-from-5g-towers-to-extraterrestrial-origins/" moz-do-not-send="true">Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories</a> (So Far)<br /><br />The Weirdly Enduring Appeal of <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/09/magazine/weird-al-yankovic.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Weird Al Yankovik</a><br /><br />7 <a href="https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/unusual-dishes-to-make-with-pantry-staples" moz-do-not-send="true">Historic Dishes Born From Tough Times</a> That You Can Make at Home<br /><br />For our Brethren Across the Pond: <a href="https://lithub.com/how-did-england-get-its-bizarro-street-names/" moz-do-not-send="true">England's Bizarro Street Names</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Inside </span><a href="https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/peru-indiana-circus-capital" moz-do-not-send="true" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">the 'Circus Capitol of the World'</a><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br />32 <a href="https://www.morningbrew.com/daily/stories/2020/04/02/32-ways-people-using-zoom-besides-work?utm_source=welcome" moz-do-not-send="true">Ways People Are Using Zoom</a> <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(33, if you count work)</span></i><br /><br />This <a href="https://www.popularmechanics.com/home/a32071853/open-the-lock-puzzle-riddle-answer/" moz-do-not-send="true">'Open the Lock' Logic Puzzle</a> is Stumping the Internet. Can You Solve It? <i>(<span style="font-size: x-small;">Short answer? No.)</span></i><br /><br />NASA Releases Stunning Hi-Res <a href="https://mymodernmet.com/junocam-jupiter-photo-northern-regions/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Photos of Jupiter's Swirling Atmosphere</a><br /><br /><a href="https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/coronavirus-toilet-paper-alternatives-shortage" moz-do-not-send="true">Toilet paper alternatives</a>, according to a survivalist<br /><br />53 Funny Things to <a href="https://www.cnet.com/how-to/need-a-good-laugh-53-funny-things-to-ask-alexa-to-raise-your-spirits/?PostType=link&ServiceType=twitter&TheTime=2020-04-06T12%3A33%3A41&UniqueID=D8F0D964-7802-11EA-B76B-F71F933C408C&ftag=COS-05-10aaa0b&amp=1" moz-do-not-send="true">Ask Alexa</a><br /><br />Coronavirus <a href="https://informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/coronavirus-myths-mythconceptions/" moz-do-not-send="true">Myths and Misconceptions</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.npr.org/2019/11/26/782946619/not-a-regular-reader-4-strategies-to-make-reading-a-habit?utm_source=npr_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20200408&utm_term=4508695&utm_campaign=news&utm_id=47865880&orgid=447" moz-do-not-send="true">How to Focus While Reading</a></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-75698891552741318142020-04-08T12:00:00.000-07:002020-04-08T12:00:00.625-07:00April 8, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">I don't want to brag, but my car is currently getting about three weeks to the gallon</span></i></div>
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span><b style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> </b><b style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.cardsagainsthumanityfamilyedition.com/">Cards Against Humanity</a></b><b style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> Free Print & Play Family Edition</b><br /><br /><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Today is the beginning of Passover - here are some tips <a href="https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/4685263/jewish/Coronavirus-Passover-Resources.htm" moz-do-not-send="true">how to celebrate while social distancing</a><br /><br />RELATED: Links on <a href="https://www.metafilter.com/186445/On-all-other-nights" moz-do-not-send="true">how to host (or join) a virtual Seder</a></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://uproxx.com/life/what-coronavirus-feels-like-symptoms-to-expect/" moz-do-not-send="true">What I Learned From Spending Two Weeks Battling the Coronavirus</a><br /><br />10 <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/audreyworboys/insanely-amazing-quizzes-week" moz-do-not-send="true">Totally Amazing Quizzes to Take</a> if You're Bored Out of Your <i>&^%$! </i>Mind<br /><br />Scenes from <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/wisconsin-primary-lines" moz-do-not-send="true">the Wisconsin Primary</a>, which went on despite the pandemic</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Free streaming </span><a href="https://vole.wtf/voleflix/" moz-do-not-send="true" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">public domain movies</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">This <a href="https://www.king5.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/empty-seattle-streets-drone-downtown-seattle-association/281-01a3b2df-baca-46da-9464-50cca80152e6">drone video of downtown Seattle</a> looks like something out of <i>The Walking Dead</i> <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, Melody!)</span></i><br /><br /><a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1619-mind-melting-facts-about-famous-characters/" moz-do-not-send="true">Surprising Facts Unearthed</a> About Famous Characters<br /><br />Guess what <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2020/03/31/this-is-why-earth-surprisingly-is-the-densest-object-in-our-solar-system/#52e15dfb7be6" moz-do-not-send="true">the densest object in our solar system</a> is? <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(other than Trump)</span></i><br /><br /><a href="https://timhoch.wordpress.com/2020/03/30/quarantine-journal/">Quarantine Journal</a> (a lot funnier than anything I'm doing...)<br /><br /><a href="https://thetakeout.com/how-to-make-hoosh-the-stew-shackleton-and-amundsen-ate-1842319016" moz-do-not-send="true">How to make Hoosh</a> - the survival stew of famed Antarctic explorers<br /><br />Why Does <a href="https://askleo.com/why-does-malware-exist/?awt_a=7qbL&awt_l=NOWHf&awt_m=JRJ5nZbgSpdfbL&utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=20200331&utm_medium=email&utm_content=featured" moz-do-not-send="true">Malware</a> Exist?<br /><a href="https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/04/04/flattening-curve-coronavirus-california-washington/23969789/?guccounter=1"><br />Flattening the curve on coronavirus</a>: What California and Washington can teach the world <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks again, Mel!)</i></span><br /><br />The 50 Most Important <a href="https://film.avclub.com/the-50-most-important-american-independent-movies-1842597128" moz-do-not-send="true">American Independent Movies</a><br /><br />Scientists Have Unearthed <a href="https://www.sciencealert.com/discovery-of-ancient-rainforest-in-antarctica-is-a-grim-warning-of-earth-s-future" moz-do-not-send="true">Traces of an Ancient Rainforest in... Antarctica</a><br /><br />The Woman Who Lives <a href="https://www.outsideonline.com/2411125/lynx-vilden-stone-age-life" moz-do-not-send="true">200,000 Years in the Past</a><br /><br />Movie Posters That Got, Um, <a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1618-hilariously-misleading-foreign-posters-famous-movies/" moz-do-not-send="true">Lost in Translation</a><br /><br />What I wish I'd known <a href="https://www.curbed.com/2020/4/2/21131533/buying-a-hud-foreclosed-home-what-to-expect" moz-do-not-send="true">before buying a foreclosed home</a></span><br />
<div>
<br /></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-68625473377044099872020-04-01T12:00:00.000-07:002020-04-01T12:00:00.180-07:00April 1, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">The Romans column as they ‘seum</span></i></div>
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="color: #blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff:</span> </b></span></span></span><a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/03/how-will-coronavirus-end/608719/" moz-do-not-send="true" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>How the Pandemic Will End</b></a><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /><a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27297_weird-things-that-are-gonna-be-mainstream-under-covid-19.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Weird Things That Are Gonna Be Mainstream</a> Under COVID-19<br /><br />5 <a href="https://boingboing.net/2020/03/26/the-5-types-of-pandemic-villia.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Types of Pandemic Villains</a>. Don't be any of them.<br /><br /><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/28/trump-coronavirus-politics-us-health-disaster" moz-do-not-send="true">The missing six weeks</a>: how Trump failed the biggest test of his life<br /><br />Where all the Money in the <a href="https://digg.com/2020/2-trillion-stimulus-where-money-goes" moz-do-not-send="true">$2Trillion Coronavirus Stimulus Bill</a> is Going, Visualized<br /><br />Apparently, <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device" moz-do-not-send="true">it's NOT astrophysics</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Solomon!)</i></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="color: #blue;"><b>Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind <u><i>OFF</i></u> The Pandemic Stuff:</b></span></span><br /><i><span style="color: red;"><b><br /></b></span></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>T</b></span><span style="color: red;"><b>op of the heap:</b></span> <b><a href="https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/solar-system/a31958857/uranus-is-leaking-gas/" moz-do-not-send="true">Uranus is (no joke) leaking gas</a></b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://bgrk.itch.io/the-board-game-remix-kit">Board Game Remix Kit</a> - new games you can play from ones you already own</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Rotterdam Philharmonic Orchestra's <a href="https://youtu.be/3eXT60rbBVk">Isolation Concert</a> <i> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks again, Solomon!)</span></i><br /><br />Okay, this is cool - a <a href="https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/spaceshipNoiseGenerator.php" moz-do-not-send="true">Sci-Fi Noise Generator</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1602-movietv-moments-that-were-made-up-fly/" moz-do-not-send="true">Cool Movie and TV Moments</a> (That Were Extemporaneous)<br /><br />Oh, HERE'S a fun one - What Happens <a href="http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/03/what-happens-to-the-bodies-if-a-cryogenic-company-goes-bankrupt/" moz-do-not-send="true">When a Cryonics Company Goes Bankrupt</a><br /><br />26 Pictures That Will <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictures-of-people-beating-quarantine-that-will-warm" moz-do-not-send="true">Warm Your Cold Dead Quarantined Heart</a> For at Least Two Minutes<br /><br /><a href="https://www.npr.org/2020/03/25/820857783/historic-games-documentaries-and-marble-races-espn-without-live-sports?utm_source=npr_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20200326&utm_term=4482846&utm_campaign=news&utm_id=47865880&orgid=447" moz-do-not-send="true">ESPN Without Live Sports</a><br /><br />In the "Just-In-Case" file - <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/baby-zebra-keeper-coat-sheldrick-wildlife-trust/" moz-do-not-send="true">What to wear when you're raising a zebra</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.candystore.com/blog/holidays/worst-easter-candy-ranked/" moz-do-not-send="true">Easter Candy</a> Ranked Worst to Best<br /><br />A Brief History of <a href="https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2020/03/23/a-brief-history-of-word-games/" moz-do-not-send="true">Word Games</a><br /><br />World War II's <a href="https://www.airspacemag.com/military-aviation/world-war-iis-strangest-bombing-mission-180974470/" moz-do-not-send="true">Strangest Bombing Mission</a><br /><br /><a href="https://crafty.diply.com/30427/13-viral-pics-we-thought-were-real-but-were-actually-total-fakes" moz-do-not-send="true">Viral Pics We Thought Were Real</a> But Were Actually Total Fakes</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-51146365104571997872020-03-25T12:00:00.000-07:002020-03-25T12:00:10.192-07:00March 25, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">Yeah, way to ruin the surprise, Spanish exclamation points.</span></i></div>
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff:</span></b><br /><br /><a href="https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/03/19/coronavirus-effect-economy-life-society-analysis-covid-135579?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera">Coronavirus Will Change the World Permanently.</a> Here's How<br /><br /><a href="https://www.seriouseats.com/2020/03/food-safety-and-coronavirus-a-comprehensive-guide.html">Food Safety and Coronavirus</a>: A Comprehensive Guide<br /><br />Okay, you just KNEW this was coming - <a href="https://nagonthelake.blogspot.com/2020/03/my-corona.html">"My Corona" </a> <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(NSFW lyrics)</span></i><br /><br />A History of <a href="https://www.visualcapitalist.com/history-of-pandemics-deadliest/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera">Pandemics</a><br /><br />TV Has Mostly Stopped Production <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(Mostly)</span>.</i> <a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/tv-has-stopped-production-what-happens-next-1285099" moz-do-not-send="true">What Happens Next?</a><br /><br />A calculator to determine <a href="https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/">how much toilet paper you'll need to survive the pandemic</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Mel!)</i></span><br /><br />What went wrong with <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/what-went-wrong-with-coronavirus-testing-in-the-us">Coronavirus testing</a> in the U.S.?<br /><br /><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/?utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera&utm_source=join1440">Why outbreaks like coronavirus spread so quickly,</a> and how to flatten the curve<br /><br />Red and Blue America <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/03/how-republicans-and-democrats-think-about-coronavirus/608395/">Aren't Experiencing the Same Pandemic</a><br /><br />Photos: <a href="https://globalnews.ca/news/6701779/empty-city-photos-coronavirus/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera">Empty Cities in Coronavirus Lockdown</a><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="color: red;">Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind OFF The Pandemic Stuff:</span></b><br /><br /><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span></i><i> </i><i><b>Award-Winning </b></i><i><b><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/pets-animals/26-award-winning-underwater-photos-reveal-the-magical-worlds-beneath-the-oceans-surface/ss-BB10nItd?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout#image=1">Underwater Photos</a></b></i><i><b><span style="font-size: x-small;"> (Thanks, Melody!)</span></b></i><br /><br />The small-government case for <a href="https://theweek.com/articles/903644/smallgovernment-case-giving-everyone-big-check" moz-do-not-send="true">giving everyone a big paycheck</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.cheaprollerbanners.com/blogs/news/the-history-of-the-batman-logo" moz-do-not-send="true">The Mark of Batman</a> - The Evolution of an Icon <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, David)</i></span><br /><br />This is cool - a <a href="https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:-89.8/centery:24.3/zoom:5" moz-do-not-send="true">Marine Traffic Map</a><br /><br />Yeah,<a href="https://pudding.cool/2020/02/rain/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera"> it rains a lot in Seattle</a> - but not as much as a LOT of other places <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(it STILL rains a butt-ton, though)</i></span><br /><br />Did the Warrior Women Known as <a href="http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/03/did-the-warrior-women-known-as-the-amazons-ever-actually-exist/" moz-do-not-send="true">the Amazons</a> Ever Really Exist?<br /><br />450 <a href="https://www.freecodecamp.org/news/here-are-380-ivy-league-courses-you-can-take-online-right-now-for-free-9b3ffcbd7b8c/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera">Free Ivy League Courses</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.vulture.com/2020/03/pro-wrestling-no-audience-coronavirus.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Pro-Wrestling in Empty Arenas</a> is the Weirdest Show on Earth<br /><br />Check your basement for <a href="https://www.neatorama.com/story/Check-Your-Basement-for-Hidden-Treasure/" moz-do-not-send="true">hidden treasure</a><br /><br />20 <a href="https://io9.gizmodo.com/20-sci-fi-directorial-debuts-that-became-genre-classics-1842380988" moz-do-not-send="true">Sci-Fi Directorial Debuts</a> That Became Genre Classics<br /><br /><a href="https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/time-has-no-meaning-at-the-north-pole/" moz-do-not-send="true">Time Has No Meaning at the North Pole</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://io9.gizmodo.com/all-the-new-things-we-learned-from-star-wars-the-rise-1842365555" moz-do-not-send="true">All the New Things We Learned</a> From <i>Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker</i>'s Home Release<br /><br />The Real History Behind <a href="https://www.seriouseats.com/2020/03/food-safety-and-coronavirus-a-comprehensive-guide.html" moz-do-not-send="true"><i>The Sound of Music</i></a><br /><br />The World's <a href="https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/worlds-most-expensive-cities-2020/index.html?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Most Expensive Cities</a> to Live In</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">~ and, finally ~</span></div>
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br />Farts, cats, naked bodies: <a href="https://www.fastcompany.com/90478967/farts-cats-naked-bodies-people-are-failing-hilariously-at-working-from-home?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">People are failing hilariously at working from home</a></span><br />
<br />
<small><small><small></small></small></small><small><small><small></small></small></small><small><small><small><big><big><span style="font-family: "handwriting dakota";"><big><br /></big></span></big></big></small></small></small>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<br /><o:p></o:p></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-66471893164755585472020-03-18T12:00:00.000-07:002020-03-18T12:00:01.027-07:00March 18, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">If I’m ever murdered, it’ll probably be because I said </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">something absolutely perfect to someone with no sense of humor.</span></i></div>
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <b>5 ways life would be better </b><b><a href="https://www.stltoday.com/news/national/ways-life-would-be-better-if-it-were-always-daylight/article_13b5ea96-17ff-55e7-8d92-733752f95f8f.html" moz-do-not-send="true">if it were always Daylight Savings Time</a></b><br /><br />The Dos and Don'ts of <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2020/03/coronavirus-what-does-social-distancing-mean/607927/?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">Social Distancing</a><br /><br />Some <a href="https://crafty.diply.com/65499/12-simple-life-hacks-that-will-probably-change-your-life-forever?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=mnv&utm_content=mnv002992&fbclid=IwAR2QA-faKgjeIUN9PHotm2SaVAdVY0cPtb9Sd3RY6TFB5zQ8R2FH-aWywXQ" moz-do-not-send="true">Simple Life Hacks</a><br /><br />12 <a href="https://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/best-life-hacks-super-uses-for-ordinary-household-objects/collection_37592b7d-6079-5a96-8f9c-fa349d9bdadb.html#1" moz-do-not-send="true">super uses for ordinary household objects</a><br /><br />10 <a href="https://www.npr.org/2020/03/05/809217188/10-census-facts-that-bust-common-myths-about-the-2020-u-s-head-count?utm_source=npr_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20200305&utm_term=4441032&utm_campaign=news&utm_id=47865880&orgid=447" moz-do-not-send="true">Mythbusting 2020 Census Facts</a><br /><br />(Somewhat) <a href="http://nowiknow.com/the-somewhat-silent-explosions/" moz-do-not-send="true">Silent Fireworks for Dogs</a><br /><br />Y'ever wonder <a href="https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/how-trampoline-came-be-180974343/" moz-do-not-send="true">how the trampoline came to be</a>? Me neither.<br /><br />Also, y'ever wonder <a href="http://nowiknow.com/why-stop-signs-have-eight-sides/" moz-do-not-send="true">Why Stop Signs Have Eight Sides</a>? Ditto.<br /><br />Desperate times call for <a href="https://i.imgur.com/isfSyqV.mp4" moz-do-not-send="true">desperate measures</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.cashnetusa.com/blog/if-youd-invested-1000/" moz-do-not-send="true">If you'd invested $1000</a><br /><br /><a href="https://theweek.com/articles/902415/coronavirus-exposing-americas-shameful-selfish-streak" moz-do-not-send="true">America's shameful selfish streak</a>, exposed<br /><br /><a href="https://www.housebeautiful.com/lifestyle/cleaning-tips/a30913553/how-to-load-dishwasher/?utm_medium=10today.ad3li.20200311.smartflab.421.2&utm_source=email&utm_content=article&utm_campaign=10-for-today---4.0-styling" moz-do-not-send="true">How to Load a Dishwasher</a>, Once and for All<br /><br />The History of <a href="https://www.historytoday.com/archive/historians-cookbook/history-pizza" moz-do-not-send="true">Pizza</a><br /><br />How to <a href="https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-to-make-the-other-universal-monsters-scary-again-1841917615" moz-do-not-send="true">Make the Other Universal Monsters Scary</a> Again<br /><br />Make your own <a href="https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-to-make-the-other-universal-monsters-scary-again-1841917615" moz-do-not-send="true">personal hand-washing poster</a><br /><br />The Importance of <a href="https://www.neatorama.com/story/Hand-Washing-Lesson/" moz-do-not-send="true">Hand-Washing</a><br /><br />The Snack </span><a href="http://nowiknow.com/the-snack-you-had-to-commit-a-crime-to-try/" moz-do-not-send="true"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">You Have to Commit a Crime to Try</span></a><br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p><br />
<pre wrap=""><b><small><small>
</small></small></b></pre>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-35058797131427291372020-03-11T12:00:00.000-07:002020-03-11T12:00:14.863-07:00March 11, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">I, for one, am severely disappointed that they </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">named it “insomnia” instead of “resisting a rest.”</span></i></div>
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> <b><a href="https://skillet.lifehacker.com/you-should-set-a-cadbury-egg-on-fire-1842064191" moz-do-not-send="true">You should set a Cadbury Egg on Fire</a></b><br /><br /><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap, Part II:</b></span> <b>NASA is accepting </b><b><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/02/us/nasa-accepting-applications-astronauts-trnd/index.html?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">applications for new astronauts</a></b><br /><br />Now <a href="https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/tiktok-wendys-quitting-drive-thru/" moz-do-not-send="true">this</a> is how to quit a job<br /><br /><a href="https://www.cnet.com/news/spocks-vulcan-salute-should-replace-handshakes-in-coronavirus-era/" moz-do-not-send="true">Use this as a replacement for the handshake</a>: Live Longer and Prosper<br /><br />The <a href="https://jalopnik.com/here-are-the-most-common-illegal-things-car-dealerships-1842053497" moz-do-not-send="true">Most Common Illegal Things</a> Car Dealerships Will Try to Do<br /><br />Fascinating <a href="https://mymodernmet.com/oregon-zoo-animal-x-rays/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=etcetera" moz-do-not-send="true">Animal X-Rays</a><br /><br />25 <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/recipes/25-bacon-mistakes-you-need-to-stop-making/ss-BB10Ez3l?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout" moz-do-not-send="true">Bacon Mistakes</a> You Need to Stop Making <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Melody!)</i></span><br /><br /><a href="https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/big-breasts-prove-model-innocence-article-1.285435" moz-do-not-send="true">Interesting Defense Strategy</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27149_historical-figures-who-looked-waaaay-different-than-you-think.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Historical Figures</a> (Who Looked Waaay Different Than You Think)<br /><br /><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/offshore-oil-rigs-could-be-remade-as-reefs-windmills-sea-farms-research-hubs/ar-BB10N9W1?ocid=hplocalnews" moz-do-not-send="true">Offshore oil rigs could be remade</a> as reefs, windmills, sea farms, research hubs <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Thanks, Monkeybutt)</i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The botched <a href="https://thehustle.co/coca-cola-stolen-recipe" moz-do-not-send="true">Coca-Cola heist</a> of 2006<br /><br />The Reasons <a href="https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-presidential-debates-are-pointless/" moz-do-not-send="true">Presidential Debates Are Irrelevant</a><br /><br />22 <a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1598-origins-your-fav-celebs-stage-names/" moz-do-not-send="true">Stage Name Origins</a><br /><br />NASA's Deep Space <a href="https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=7611" moz-do-not-send="true">Antenna Upgrades to Affect <i>Voyager</i> Communications</a> <i>(for about a year)</i><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="font-size: large;">And, from the "Oh-My-God-We're-All-Gonna-<i>DIE</i>" file:</span></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b><br /></b> - Why the US <a href="https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/89565053_1578677342281502_7881289310559797248_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQn7Q8sW5ZmBxN2n9uK3xKLlphkvMCHeoA6RFQ_qiM0r5ZXgr6GZePeMrMqDZxy-UpNvwa9UKG0JwaOQ6htBiRET&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=df0ea72423e1967b7b145f6053b88199&oe=5E8E868E" moz-do-not-send="true">is so vulnerable</a> to the Coronavirus<br /><b><br /></b> - How to <a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/02/26/809650625/a-guide-how-to-prepare-your-home-for-coronavirus?utm_medium=10today.ad3li.20200227.421.1&utm_source=email&utm_content=article&utm_campaign=10-for-today---4.0-styling">Prepare Your Home For Coronavirus</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /> <i>-</i> What Are <a href="https://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/what-are-epidemics-pandemics-outbreaks?utm_source=morning_brew">Epidemics, Pandemics, and Outbreaks</a>?<br /><br /><i> - </i>An Experiment on <a href="https://brightside.me/inspiration-health/a-teacher-did-an-experiment-to-show-the-power-of-handwashing-and-you-cant-stay-unimpressed-795485/?fbclid=IwAR2GNVGzOfH4zpaMmwr6KJ4OEU7vKgev1t7OH4t95xPD1sFPI3PbcSV23d4">the Power of Hand-Washing</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Mahalo, Gay! MKAP)</i></span><br /><br /> - Can't find Purell or other hand sanitizers? <a href="https://www.statesman.com/zz/news/20200305/cant-find-purell-or-other-hand-sanitizers-heres-how-to-make-it-at-home-with-vodka-or-rubbing-alcohol?rssfeed=true">Here's how to make it at home</a><br /><br /> - <a href="https://www.geeksaresexy.net/2020/03/05/how-coronaviruses-spread-comic/" moz-do-not-send="true">How Coronaviruses Spread</a> <i>(comic)</i></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p><br />
<pre wrap=""><b><small><small> <a href="http://websitewednesdayarchives.blogspot.com/">Website Wednesday archives</a>
</small></small></b></pre>
<pre wrap=""><b><small>
</small></b></pre>
<pre wrap=""><b><small>
</small></b></pre>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-10807360861356694092020-03-04T12:00:00.000-08:002020-03-04T12:00:10.353-08:00March 4, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">How do you know if someone is hitchhiking </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">or just complimenting your driving skills?</span></i></div>
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">Top of the heap:</span> What to do <a href="https://vitals.lifehacker.com/what-to-do-if-you-think-you-have-covid-19-1841958386" moz-do-not-send="true">if you think you have the Coronavirus</a></b></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27117_badass-women-history-class-totally-failed-to-mention.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Badass Women</a> History Class Totally Failed to Mention<br /><br /><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/26/business/dunkin-donuts-snackin-bacon-trnd/index.html?utm_source=CNN%20Five%20Things&utm_campaign=c542305ce6-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2020_02_27_03_46&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6da287d761-c542305ce6-94522269&fbclid=IwAR2Crs0V50ViYjaRmscAbkvThRAEg1hFKYLU5yxNaGgHb94Jg9vSvWatMlU" moz-do-not-send="true">Dunkin' Donuts latest release</a> is a WINNER! <i><span style="font-size: xx-small;">(Thanks, Debb!)</span></i><br /><br />America's 25 <a href="https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-national-parks-in-america-grand-canyon-yosemite-and-yellowstone" moz-do-not-send="true">Most Popular National Parks</a>, Ranked<br /><br /><a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2020/02/25/808791622/why-america-is-losing-the-toilet-race?utm_medium=10today.ad3li.20200225.smartflab.421.2&utm_source=email&utm_content=article&utm_campaign=10-for-today---4.0-styling" moz-do-not-send="true">America is Losing the Toilet Race</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://designyoutrust.com/2020/02/the-worst-book-covers-on-amazon/" moz-do-not-send="true">Worst Book Covers</a> on Amazon <span style="font-size: xx-small;"><i>(they obviously haven't found </i><i><a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">mine</a></i><i> yet)</i></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1590-wild-author-revelations-that-throw-fictional-universes-off-course/" moz-do-not-send="true">Wild Author Revelations</a> That Throw Fictional Universes Off-Course<br /><br />A Highly Scientific Analysis of <a href="https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/pineapple-pizza-debate-answer" moz-do-not-send="true">Pineapple as a Pizza Topping</a><br /><br />If We Ever Start a Cult, <a href="https://www.messynessychic.com/2020/02/26/if-we-ever-start-a-cult-this-is-where-well-be-sourcing-the-outfits/" moz-do-not-send="true">This is Where We'll Be Sourcing the Outfits </a><br /><br />Trump's Plan for <a href="https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/02/trump-administration-coronavirus-budget-response.html" moz-do-not-send="true">Paying for Coronavirus Prep</a><br /><br /><a href="https://variety.com/2020/film/news/steven-spielberg-indiana-jones-5-james-mangold-harrison-ford-1203515698/" moz-do-not-send="true"><i>Indiana Jones 5</i></a> will be the first movie of the series NOT directed by Steven Spielberg<br /><br /><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-51332811" moz-do-not-send="true">The boss who put everyone on 70K</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.neatorama.com/story/Apple-Doesn-t-Allow-Movie-Villains-to-Use-iPhones/" moz-do-not-send="true">Apple doesn't allow movie villains to use iPhones</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Family <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/fa6yaw/family_dancing_in_a_hospital_room_for_their/" moz-do-not-send="true">dancing in a hospital room</a> for their grandpa <i><span style="font-size: xx-small;">(sound on)</span></i><br /><br />As Skynet approaches, <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2020/2/27/21155254/automation-robots-unemployment-jobs-vs-human-google-amazon" moz-do-not-send="true">how hard will the robots make us work?</a><br /><br />An interactive map of <a href="https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/1/edit?mid=1_gsxJNfmcGZI4ZL_7LnEHj72YpvgNq-w&hl=en&ll=40.70476551690571%2C-73.97829884999999&z=10" moz-do-not-send="true">the Neighborhoods of NYC</a></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p><br />
<pre wrap=""><b><small><small>
</small></small></b></pre>
<pre wrap=""><b><small>
</small></b></pre>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i><i><br /><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn" moz-do-not-send="true">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-75532398176708625642020-02-26T20:54:00.000-08:002020-02-26T20:54:05.684-08:00February 26, 2020<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">There is no physical evidence that today is actually Wednesday.</span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">We just have to hope that someone kept count since the first one.</span></i></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">Top of the heap:</span></b><b> <a href="https://petapixel.com/2020/02/24/photo-of-seals-living-in-an-iceberg-wins-underwater-photographer-of-the-year-2020/" moz-do-not-send="true">The 2020 Underwater Photographer of the Year Winners</a></b><br /><br /><b></b><b><span style="color: red;">Top of the heap II:</span></b><b> </b><b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNfE79HMZCv29h_-Cfa_zrPUTLVMfCh7x" moz-do-not-send="true">Songs That Sound the Same</a></b><b> </b><b><i><span style="font-size: xx-small;">(Just let this playlist run while you do something else. You can thank me later)</span></i></b></span><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></i></b><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The best argument for each of the <a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/2/12/21132260/who-vote-for-biden-sanders-warren-buttigieg-bloomberg" moz-do-not-send="true">2020 Democratic frontrunners</a><br /><br />Track the <a href="https://www.zdnet.com/article/how-to-track-the-coronavirus-dashboard-delivers-real-time-view-of-the-deadly-virus/?promo=404&tag=nl.e404.em&ttag=e404&s_cid=e404&ftag=CAD-04-10aag0g&cval=cnet-nl-zd&regId=MjAzMjgzMTAxMzA0NzEzMjQ5ODE1MjE1MDAxNTIzODk%3D&bhid=20328310130471324981521500152389" moz-do-not-send="true">Coronavirus on a Real-Time Map</a><br /><br />Diver Spots <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/diver-spots-a-pink-manta-ray-so-rare-he-thinks-his-camera-is-broken/ar-BB10cIKX?li=BBnb7Kz" moz-do-not-send="true">a Pink Manta Ray</a> So Rare He Thinks His Camera is Broken <span style="font-size: xx-small;"><i>(Thanks, Monkeybutt)</i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Welcome to the Future with Low-Cost <a href="https://news.mit.edu/2020/smart-diaper-rfid-notify-caregiver-0214?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=itkst" moz-do-not-send="true">Smart Diapers</a><br /><br />The <a href="https://jezebel.com/the-end-of-miss-america-1841181514" moz-do-not-send="true">End of Miss America</a><br /><br /><a href="https://i.imgur.com/T80xXuA.gifv" moz-do-not-send="true">ADHD In a Nutshell</a><br /><br />The Most Wanted <a href="https://www.a1showplates.com/blog/2020/02/the-most-wanted-getaway-cars" moz-do-not-send="true">Getaway Cars</a><br /><br />Just GUESS who's <a href="https://www.theroot.com/we-calculated-how-much-we-pay-trump-to-play-golf-it-tu-1841793634" moz-do-not-send="true">America's 10th Highest-Paid Athlete</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/02/13/804860215/how-not-to-get-sick-on-a-plane-a-guide-to-avoiding-pathogens" moz-do-not-send="true">How Not to Get Sick on a Plane</a>: A Guide to Avoiding Pathogens<br /><br />The Terrible Truth About <a href="https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/star-treks-transporter-terrible-truth-science-behind-the-fiction" moz-do-not-send="true">Star Trek's Transporters</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Case Closed: <a href="https://www.rd.com/advice/travel/airplanes-middle-seat-armrest/" moz-do-not-send="true">Here's Who Gets the Middle-Seat Armrests on Planes</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The Origin of <a href="http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/02/how-much-has-baby-shark-made-its-creator-and-who-really-created-it/" moz-do-not-send="true">Baby Shark</a> <i>(do do do do do)</i><br /><br />DOT 2019 <a href="https://www.transportation.gov/briefing-room/air-travel-consumer-report-december-2019-full-year-2019-numbers?utm_source=morning_brew" moz-do-not-send="true">Air Travel Consumer Report</a></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<o:p></o:p><b><small><small><a href="http://websitewednesdayarchives.blogspot.com/">Website Wednesday archives</a></small></small></b><br />
<pre wrap=""><b><small><small>
</small></small></b></pre>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<i style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b><br /></b></span></i></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<i style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><br />Order a copy of my book,</i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">paperback <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb</a></b></span></i></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><i>or e-book <b>- <a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn">http://bit.ly/skiptuckerkn</a></b></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; text-align: start;"></span><span style="font-family: -webkit-standard; text-align: start;"></span><small style="text-align: start;"><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small></div>
Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879910814467707822.post-9225966957570662352020-02-19T12:00:00.000-08:002020-02-19T12:00:07.309-08:00February 19, 2020<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-unicode">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div class="moz-text-html" lang="x-western">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<div align="center">
<big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;">Website Wednesday</span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><big><big><big><span style="color: red;"><small><small><small><small><span style="color: black;">a subsidiary of</span> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Skip's House of Chaos</a><br /><small><small><small> </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></span></big></big></big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><small><small><small>(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)<br /> </small></small></small><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><br /><big>"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,</big></big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><big><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, </big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><small><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>peeing like a baby on a changing table</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b></small></span></span></big><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><span style="font-family: "signpainter";"><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big><b><span style="color: #6600cc;"><span style="color: #660000;"><big>into the brisk digital wind..."</big></span></span></b></big></span></span></b></span></big></span></span></b> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"> </span></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">I want to lose 50 pounds and have a six-pack, </span></i></div>
<div align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="color: #2e74b5; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt;">but at what cost? Eating right? Exercising? Absurd.</span></i></div>
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Top of the heap:</b></span> Russians Think <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-acquitted-is-more-russias-trump-than-ever" moz-do-not-send="true">Triumphant Trump</a> Is More Their Man Than Ever<br /><br />Movies Based on a True Story? An i<a href="https://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/based-on-a-true-true-story/" moz-do-not-send="true">nteractive graph which fact-checks them</a><br /><br />Absolute proof that <a href="https://kitchenfunwithmy3sons.com/french-now-makes-mustard-ice-cream/?fbclid=IwAR3zCkoiG8F42EME2rNI-ESKXOzZCdLUuS2cMVqXVqYWmd459gvGwhJsxsA" moz-do-not-send="true">the world has gone to hell in a handbasket</a> <i> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, Susan. I think.)</span></i><br /><br /><a href="https://www.cbpp.org/research/policy-basics-introduction-to-the-federal-budget-process" moz-do-not-send="true">The Federal Budget</a> - A Primer<br /><br /><a href="https://kyforky.com/products/politics-scented-candle" moz-do-not-send="true">A Politics-Scented Candle</a> which smells exactly like what you'd expect<br /><br /><a href="https://www.iflscience.com/space/a-fast-radio-burst-from-another-galaxy-seems-to-be-repeating-in-a-16day-cycle/?fbclid=IwAR0lU1jfHOoihpxmHDXDjUXK6R4v93Eu9q3COgp2RK07bQCr7hosuYZIt0k" moz-do-not-send="true">Something new from a galaxy far, far away</a><br /><br />Looking for <a href="https://hairfreezingcontest.com/" moz-do-not-send="true">a real cool way to win $2000</a>?<br /><br /><a href="https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/youtube-origin-nipplegate-janet-jackson-justin-timberlake-949019/" moz-do-not-send="true">How Nipplegate Created YouTube</a></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://elemental.medium.com/what-color-is-your-name-a-new-synesthesia-project-will-show-you-51bb3f0dc638" moz-do-not-send="true">What Color is Your Name?</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.uk-featherflags.co.uk/blog/flags-in-the-style/" moz-do-not-send="true">Fun With Flags</a> - (in the style of other countries' flags) <i> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(Thanks, David!)</span></i><br /><br />A Brief History Of Why <a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_27068_a-brief-history-why-americas-healthcare-system-sucks.html" moz-do-not-send="true">America's Health Care System Sucks</a><br /><br />Only for TWD fans: Pssst... <a href="https://uproxx.com/tv/negan-whisperer-the-walking-dead-skin-mask/" moz-do-not-send="true">Negan is Going Full Whisperer</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/funny-words-sound-fake/?" moz-do-not-send="true">Funny words</a> that sound fake<br /><br /><a href="https://www.urbo.com/content/the-people-who-inspired-some-of-historys-most-famous-love-songs/" moz-do-not-send="true">People Who Inspired</a> Some of History's Most Famous Love Songs<br /><br />Dumb Things People Misunderstand About <a href="https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1570-dumb-things-people-misunderstand-about-famous-works-art/" moz-do-not-send="true">Famous Works of Art</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The <a href="https://www.indiewire.com/gallery/best-romantic-comedies-funny-movies-love-rom-com/philadelphia-story-the/" moz-do-not-send="true">50 Greatest Romantic Comedies of All Time</a> <i>(<span style="font-size: xx-small;">they </span></i><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><i><u><b>completely</b></u></i><i> missed "Somewhere in </i></span></span><i style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Time," so this list is, for all intents and purposes, useless)</span></i><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br />Yesterday was Mardi Gras - so it was <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/15883/parade-time-new-orleans" moz-do-not-send="true">Parade Time in New Orleans</a></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "handwriting - dakota";">Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.</span><span style="font-family: , serif;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><span style="font-family: "jayne print hand";"> </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster";">- </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: "iamthecrayonmaster"; font-size: 16pt;">Skip</span></i></b> ಠ_ಠ</div>
<o:p></o:p><br />
<div align="center">
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><i><span style="color: red;"><b>Unabashed plug:</b></span></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><i>Order a copy of my book, </i><i><u>How to Negotiate When You Hate Negotiating</u></i><i> - paperback <b><a href="http://bit.ly/skiptuckerpb">here</a></b>, or e-book <b><a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">here</a></b></i></span></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<br />
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br class="Apple-interchange-newline" />(If you'd like to subscribe to the <i>Website Wednesday</i> mailing list,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">shoot me an <a href="https://mail.google.com/mail?view=cm&tf=0&to=skip@skiptucker.com">email</a> and let me know)</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Times; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></div>
<small><small><small>This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates. This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities. Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally. Void where prohibited by law or common sense. Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request. A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge. Cash value = 1/20 of once cent. All rights reserved. © 2020.</small></small></small>Skip1005http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537751878886160037noreply@blogger.com0