August 5, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

My gym just went bankrupt.

Who’s the quitter now?

Top of the Heap:  The Perseid Meteor Shower and Other Skywatching Events This Month

The Most Beautiful Drives in America, According to Long-Haul Truckers

18 Times Barack Obama Was Unequivocally You  (Thanks, Spidermonkey)

Who Are 'America's Frontline Doctors', the Pro-Trump, Pro-Hydroxychorioquine Weirdos Banned From Social Media?

The Most Fascinating Shark Discoveries Over the Last Decade (Thanks, Laura!)

12 Words With Very Different Meanings  in the U.S. and the UK

Exploring the Solar System (Thanks, Jackpack!)

Robot Umpires in Baseball

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

Finger Tricks to Pull on Little Kids (not counting "pull this")

The Coffee Kings of the Old West

Next-Level Beach Volleyball

10 (Mostly) Bloodless Horror Movies, for When You Wanna Be Scared, Not Unconscious

If she hadn't been wearing a bra, it would've been game over

Seven seconds that illustrate 2020 perfectly

So many bad decisions

Face mask fails

Every self-help book ever, boiled down to 11 simple rules

Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 29, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

People who randomly drop Old English words into their 

sentences don’t know what they’re doing, more or lest.

Top of the heap:  Apparently, most men don't know what this is (BWAH-hahahahahaha!)

Foolproof Safety Tips For Teachers Returning to the Classroom

The Vocal Ranges of the World's Greatest Singers

A definitive case against the Electoral College

The Walking Dead Will Return in a Big Way

MyHeritage.com is offering a free photo enhancer (I've tried it - it works great!)

Dave Grohl writes In Defense of Our Teachers

IMDB's 250 Top-Rated Movies

Thread: Hypothetical plot for a Seinfeld episode in the age of Covid

The American Death Cult - the mind-boggingly disastrous response to the pandemic

5G Made Simple

States With the Most UFO Sightings

MMMmmm! KFC will be 3D Printing Lab-Grown Chicken Nuggets

It's 2022. What Does Life Look Like?

10 Facts About George Orwell's Animal Farm

International Wallyball

Using curse words in front of your mom (sound on for this one, Troops)

13 Celebrity Facts That Will Surprise You

Ripe vs. Unripe Bananas: Which are better for you?

Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 22, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

The only thing Flat Earthers fear is sphere itself

 

Top of the heap:  Do NOT Come to Disney! It's Not Safe!

Top of the heap 2: The Only Way to Change a Voter's Mind

A Future Without Cars

Japanese company creates a facemask that translates

The oldest bar in each state

Thomas Jefferson's Recipe for Ice Cream

Scary drone images

People Share What's Normal in the Movies, But Isn't

How to Become a Google Power User

WindowSwap lets you look out someone else's window

2,586 Free Printable Forms

The Worst Things Seen on Job Applications

"Hamilton" - Behind-the-Scenes Facts

Surreal Illustrations of Absurd Exaggerated Face Masks

The 10 Best Pirates Who Sailed the Cinematic Seas

Recapping the Historic First Half of 2020

Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 15, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

People who randomly drop Old English words into their 

sentences don’t know what they’re doing, more or lest.

Top of the heap:  The Mississippi Town Where Elvis Tribute Artists Are Made

The Winners of the 2020 Audubon Photography Awards

Some refuse to wear a mask in public (you know who you are). Here's what might change that

     RELATED: Shut the F*** Up and Put On Your Mask (NSFW)  (Thanks, Debb!)

          ALSO RELATED: If you can read this...   (Thanks, Billy!)

7 Unbelievable Shark Facts

For the Birders: A 'Viral' New Bird Song in Canada Is Causing Sparrows to Change Their Tune

The Nuns Who Charted the Stars

October 31, 2000 was the last day all humans were together on Earth

When fighter jets were sent to intercept a UFO

Ranking the "Night of the..." Movies (There are 82 of 'em)

Australians - you've got something unidentifiable circling over you. Enjoy the rest of your week.

A therapeutic dose of baby laughter

A look at lucky numbers

I'm not a cat person... but...

Take a virtual tour of a pharaoh's tomb

Y'ever heard of the rolling shutter effect? Me neither (But it's cool)

The bottom of the ocean is weirder than you can even imagine

How a Slinky Falls in Slow Motion

The birth of Disneyland

This Stone Age man's jawless skill was found on a spike. Here's what he looked like

Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 8, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Vampires aren’t real.

Unless you Count Dracula.

Top of the heap:  We Are the World: Inside Pop Music's Most Famous All-Nighter

Here's something you don't see every day, Chauncey - Non-Americans Share the Things They Like About America

Will Smith's career and how Independence Day changed it

S'more kitchen and cooking hacks (Gracias, hermana Melody!)

Myths About Crime We Believe Thanks to Pop Culture

All the World's Languages in One Visualization (Thanks, Jack!)

Ambient-Mixer has a section dedicated to the background sounds of fictional worlds

Wait, Why Did Men Stop Wearing Hats?

Why the Mueller Investigation Failed

A thread for anyone who thinks Donald Trump cares about the US Military

The Long Prank

The Dudes Who Won't Wear Masks

Whale Sharks Have Eyeballs Covered in Tiny Teeth

Inside the Secret TSA Facebook Group Where Employees Vent About 'Idiot Travelers'

The Accidental Invention of the Slip 'N Slide

Who voters want to be Biden's Vice President, according to the polls

Now you can visit Exploding Whale Memorial Park on the Oregon coast

Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 1, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Shout out to murder hornets for having the decency to be like, 

“Yeah, listen, we’ll come back when it’s more convenient for you”

Top of the heap:  Why Fireworks Scare Some Dogs, but Not Others (+ a technique to help your dog become less fearful)

2020's Best Aerial Photos (so far, anyway)

Teaser for Hamilton, Streaming this Friday on Disney+  (Thanks, Tally!)

Just Because They've Turned Against Humanity Doesn't Mean We Should Defund the Terminator Program

50 Secret Hiding Places Thieves Will Never Look

A Catalog of Trump's Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

100 Brand New Facts  (Thanks, Melody!)

Why Now, White People?

To my peeps (and anyone traveling) Across the Pond: The Top 5 UK Theme Parks (Thanks, David)

Bacon of the Sea

10 Amazing Dog Parks

You Know Karen

The World is Putting America in Quarantine

30 Beers That Changed America

The United States of Money in a 3D Map

The Must-Visit Small Town in Every State

Cheers! A little ditty about Sam and Diane

The Bizarre Case of the Man Who Can't 'See' Numbers

How Many Continents Are There? It Depends Who You Ask

Giant Squid Found Washed Up on Beach in South Africa

How Clean Do Your Dishes Really Need to Be, Anyway?

Will Sex Scenes Survive the Pandemic?

Be safe out there! Try not to end up on YouTube.

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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