October 29, 2014

Website Wednesday
the Halloween Edition
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail..."

I have to admit, I felt kind of ripped
off when I couldn't see any scrub brush-
bottomed bubble dudes spraying out of
the bathroom cleaner can. Guess I need
to huff it a little deeper next time.

Top of the Heap:  The 14 Absolute Creepiest Places to Visit in the United States

Related: America's Most Haunted: Six Seriously Spooky Sites

8 Things You Didn't Know About Zombie Movies

20 Fun and Creative Halloween Costume Ideas for Families

Here's a twofer:  Mental Floss has some gruesome and creepy Halloween party food ideas

73 Awkward Halloween Costumes

Find the perfect Halloween Costume

18 Easy, Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

12 Haunted Tours Worth Traveling For (or to?)

Invisible Cowboy Costume  wins $25K

Trick or Treat - Unfortunate Vintage Candy Wrappers

40 Unique and Funny Pop Culture Halloween Costumes

40 MORE Unique And Funny Pop Culture Halloween Costumes

30 Facts About Frankenstein

How Much Would a Pumpkin the Size of Your House Weigh?

Batman in classic movie scenes: Halloween edition

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

October 22, 2014

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail..."

            All RIGHT!!! It looks like yours truly

            has become the first person to get

            out of a speeding ticket faking Ebola!

            On a totally unrelated note, can

            anyone recommend a good dry cleaners?

Top of the Heap:  101 Google tips, tricks, and hacks - the definitive Google search tips guide

31 Useful Gadgets That Might Even Change Your Life

and, on the other hand... 20 WTF Products That Really Shouldn't Exist

12 Things You Might Not Know About Dean Martin

NOW we're cooking! Bourbon Cough Syrup for Grownups

10 Painfully Obvious Truths That Everyone Forgets Too Soon

Check out this College Application Essay

23 Creative Solutions to Your Most Pressing First World Problems

How to Overcome Your Fear of Public Speaking (and give a great presentation)

The Most Influential Teens of 2014

The Reluctant Astronaut(s) - the relationship between Star Trek and NASA

The origins of 5 of the most famous Superheros (and Supervillains)

How To Be Effortlessly Witty (in 4 Effortful Steps)

9 Mac and Cheese Tricks You Need to Try

Bizarre Chinese Tourist Behavior PSA

How to Make a Go Bag

Coolness factor: 9.6 - Air Umbrella Creates Force Field That Keeps You Dry

Background Noise Generators

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October 15, 2014

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail..."

            Nice try, Bon Jovi, but a REAL cowboy
            wouldn't ride a "steel horse" because
            the engine would scare the cattle away.

            F&%^ing poser.

Top of the Heap:  How to make perfect, crispy bacon every time (Thanks, Melody!)

The Top 25 Must-See Movies of 2015 

The Most Scandalous Song of 1969

Computer Hardware Connections Chart

Apparently, Christopher Columbus was a Grade-A asshole

Air biscuits, pooters, butt sneezes, and barking spiders. Some things you might not know about farts

50 Fictional Destinations You Can Actually Visit

Mmmmm... deep-fried tequila shots

14 Facts You Might Not Know About The Brady Bunch

These 75 Iconic Photos Will Define The 21st Century So Far

The origin of all 30 NHL team names

Apropos, since I'm in Paris right now: The Eiffel Tower gets $38M vertigo-inducing face lift  (Thanks again, Mel!)

15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Obamacare's First Year: How'd it go?

Signs You're the Weirdo in Your Friend Group (ummm... check, check, check...)

25 Everyday Facts You Never Knew Were Completely False

7 Amazing, Obscure and Wonderful Bits of Oscars Trivia

15 Facts Only Lord of the Rings Super Fans Know

10 of the Most Ludicrous Fox News Guests

Amazing, close-up footage of a flash flood

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October 8, 2014

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail..."

            My ex and I differed on what "adding more spice"

            to our bedroom activities meant. While she showed
            up with a cinnamon-scented candle and sensual

            massage lotion, I came armed with a blond wig,

            thigh-high boots and re-written lyrics for
            "These Bones Were Made For Jumpin'."

Top of the Heap:  At the CIA Starbucks, even the baristas are covert

Ridiculous Job Titles

At which age will you die? (Apparently, I've been dead for 6 years)

Who were you in your past life? (Hmmm, says I was a Viking...)

Creative DIY Hacks to Improve Your Home

10 Things You May Not Know About Sigmund Freud

Doing Pregnancy Announcements the Right Way

Modern Family Editor Live-Tweets Plane Passenger's Drunken Meltdown

Friends and Enemies in the Middle East. Who is connected to whom? (interactive)

We all use Google Maps, but these facts will still blow your mind

20 Things You Might Not Know About Pulp Fiction

27 Surreal Places to Visit Before You Die

Geek Quiz: Who's the only person on Star Trek to wear any jewelry, and why?

10 Things You Didn't Know About Wine

Behold, Every Horror Movie on TV This October

And, finally...

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