Wednesday, June 13, 2018

June 13, 2018


Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                            I just now realized that I never said “unquote” after reciting a famous poem 
                            in Mrs. Sebesta’s 10th grade English class, so I want to apologize if you’ve 
                            been thinking that everything I’ve said since then is from Shakespeare. 


Top of the heap:  Debacle in Quebec

Wildly Inappropriate Official Movie Tie-In  Products

TV Episodes You'll Never Get Tired of Watching ("Never"? Really?)

Genius Restaurant Menus

Clever Uses For Dryer Sheets

How to Pick the Perfect Watermelon

How to use Alexa in the bathroom (Ew.)

13 Things to Know About DNA Testing Kits

Power Tips for Chrome

Why Can't We Remember Our Dreams?

20 Tips That Can Make Anyone An Excel Expert

Terrifying Images Emerge From Within Once-Peaceful-Now-A-Security-Threat Canada

20 Brilliant Home Cleaning Hacks

Every State Ranked By How Miserable Its Summers Are

We're Number One! We're Number One!


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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