Wednesday, July 24, 2019

July 24, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

While most puns make me feel numb,
mathematics puns make me feel number.

Top of the heap:  It's the Racism, But It's Not Just the Racism
 

Here's What You'll Face When You Try to Invade Area 51

Karma

Te 40 Best Disney Songs, Ranked

30 Fascinating Facts About Seinfeld

What is the Apollo 11 Landing Site Like Now?

Related: Why the Apollo 11 Astronauts Almost Ran Out of Fuel


Related: Why Didn't the Soviets Ever Make It to the Moon?

The 2019 Audubon Photography Awards

10 Tiny Homes You Can Buy on Amazon

16,000 Readers Shared Their Experience of Being Told to "Go back to where you came from."

The Not-So-Distant History of Radio Jingles

This little-known inventor has probably saved your life

Great Idioms From Around the World (my personal favorite is 脱了裤子放屁)


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella. 

 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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