January 1, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

I’m trying my best to get into the spirit of the New Year, 

but the damn bottle just… won’t… open…

Top of the heap:  Turning Back Time: Humans Can Reverse Their Biological Age


Things We'll Probably Cancel in 2020

Spiky bodysuit protects small dogs from big enemies

Things to Do to Your Friends' and Family's Tech to Get Them to Stop Bothering You (calm down - they're talking about tech maintenance)

2020 Movie Releases

Scientists Share Their Wildest Experiences in the Field

Why Cult Classic 'Galaxy Quest' Wasn't a Bigger Hit

Mental health professionals read Trump's letter

6 Brilliant "Solutions" That Only Made Things Worse

What if Rachel Maddow is right?

Why background music is important

A List of Banned Baby Names

What Happens If You Commit a Crime in Space? (I'm asking for a friend)

Empathy vs. Sympathy

My Semester With the Snowflakes, from a 52-year-old veteran enrolled at Yale

Did That Really Happen? How Our Memories Betray Us

10 Places That Are Always on Fire

The Joy of Cosmic Mediocrity

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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