Wednesday, May 27, 2020

May 27, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

The Coronavirus pandemic has been especially 
stressful for members of the Flat Earth Society. 
They fear that the continued social distancing 
measures could push people over the edge.


Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff:  

Oh, the Places You Won't Go!  Dr. Suess meets Dr. Fauci

The Top 16 Dodgy DIY Coronavirus Masks

Almost Half Of The "Reopen America!" Tweets Are Coming From Bots

Why is there a meat shortage?

How the Pandemic Will Change Healthcare

Quarantine TV choices, by state



Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind OFF The Pandemic Stuff:


Top of the heap:  Dad, how do I? - Practical "Dadvice" for every day tasks

The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography contest is now accepting submissions - the best ones so far

I. Want. One.

Every US streaming service, ranked

Monster-building instructions, IKEA-style

Elvis Worms!  (Thanks, Laura!)

How to Instantly Create Intimacy With Any Person You Meet

Why Humans Totally Freak Out When They Get Lost

The Most Inappropriate Animated Disney Films (according to adults)

Weird Animals

Seriously, Smithsonian?

The Fastest Growing and Declining Retail Brands

The Tunguska Explosion Could've Been Caused by an Asteroid That Still Orbits the Sun (oh, lovely)

Tesla said to be readying new long-lasting, low-cost batteries for EV's

An infographic history of Apple (Thanks, David!)

Australia - the Land of Nope

Mississippi Governor Pranked by Grads

8 Strange Sea Creatures (9, if you count divers)



Be safe out there!

 Skip    ಠ_ಠ



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