Wednesday, June 15, 2016

June 15, 2016

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    I’m thinking that a more accurate Gatorade 
                    commercial would be some random dude in 
                    bed nursing a MASSIVE hangover and trying 
                    to drink it without having to sit up all the way.


Top of the heap:  Narrated 3D Tour Of The International Space Station

Interactive Music Map

3 free apps aim to help you past long TSA lines at airports (Thanks, Melody!)


The Real Reason You Get A "Runner's High"

"Background," "hypocrisy," "hokum," and 7 more. 10 Terms That Came From Theater

Bill Shakespeare's Fascination With The Supernatural

New Horizons' Extreme Close-Up of Pluto’s Surface (no audio)

What Would Happen If Humans Disappeared? (Thanks, Billy!)

Time to visit the Rooskies  (Thanks, George!)

Have a Heart - fun facts about that pump in your chest

The biggest myth about The Big Bang (the event, not the TV show)

Princess for a Day, Disney Bride for Life - getting married at the Happiest Place on Earth

     Related: Wedding Etiquette Rules Every Grown-Ass Adult Should Know

     Related: The Ultimate Wedding Playlist

I should get some blowback for this: 6 Ways You Didn't Realize Ronald Reagan Ruined The Country
Apple Is Fighting A Secret War To Keep You From Repairing Your Phone (They’d rather just sell you a new one)

Big Bottoms (they're talking about the oceans, perv)

Whatever happened to Bobbie Gentry? 
(Most people under the age of 50: "Who??!?")
Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
- Skip
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Wednesday, June 8, 2016

June 8, 2016

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  
 
                    I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. 
                    Unlike Groucho Marx, though, I know 
                    *exactly* what he was doing in my pajamas.
                    However, under the terms of the plea bargain,
                    the circus doesn’t want me talking about it.

Top of the heap:  8 Fun Facts About The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios Hollywood

You HAVE to learn this tick removal trick before you go camping

15 Freewheelin' Facts About Bob Dylan

How Pens Are Literally Built to Save Lives

Scientists Baffled By Alien Megastructure Star
Top 10 Alleged Battles Between Humans And Aliens
See? SEE??? Why The Most Creative People Have The Messiest Rooms

Will Virtual Reality Change Your Life?

19 Ironic Photos

June TV Preview: Don’t Miss These 10 Premieres  (meh)

Star Wars: The Evolution of the 25 Greatest Alien Species
10 Signs That "Scientific" Study Is Bogus

This Kid Collected All The Evidence Showing Vaccines Cause Autism
Vintage photos from the Coney Island of yesteryear

The 28 Absolute Best Yearbook Quotes From The Class Of 2016. Their grandchildren won’t understand them at all

16 Of The Most Magnificent Trees In The World



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
- Skip
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Wednesday, June 1, 2016

June 1, 2016

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  
 
                    I might be wrong, but I’m guessing             
                    that the guy who first said, “Two 
                    heads are better than one” never 
                    worked as a fetal ultrasound technician.
 

Top of the heap:  Some of the most interesting little-known things

17 Secret iPhone Tips and Hacks

At 90, Don Rickles is still going strong

10 Things That Will Be Cheaper During the Summer

Your Brain Has A "Delete" Button — Here's How To Use It

24 Secrets You Only Know If You Work At A Disney Park

These YouTubers Are Earning Millions: What’s Their Secret?

In-Ear Device That Translates Foreign Languages In Real Time
3D Printing Evolves to 4D: Here’s What We Know So Far

21 Clever New Uses for Your Tools

Through a Rapist's Eyes (Thanks, Jo!)

The Commute Map is an interactive graph that shows the flow of commuters in your area

15 Things You May Not Know About The Andy Griffith Show

The amazing glowworm caves of New Zealand

Finals Week in Graphs and Charts. Aren't you glad it's over?

Everything is a Remix: The Force Awakens
Full List of Everything Coming and Going to Netflix in June




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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

May 25, 2016

Website Wednesday
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  
  

                    The mere fact that sloths aren’t extinct 
                    is scientific proof that if you go at your 
                    own pace and mind your own damn
                    business, you too can succeed.


Top of the heap:  Can the Christian Left Be a Real Political Force? (Oh, please God - let it be so)

Can Quantum Physics Solve Time Travel's Most Famous Paradox?

A whole bunch of Internet Firsts in one handy infographic

Meet a few of the more obscure comic book heroes you may have forgotten

11 Fascinating Facts About Mad Max

George O’Donnell's glorious obituary (#wow #damn!)

How to rig elections, the legal way. A primer on gerrymandering

24 Pictures That Show How Different Dogs And Cats Really Are

12 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of Pharmacists

21 Depressingly Funny Tweets About The FAFSA

Game of Thrones creator George R.R. Martin Reveals Why He's Killing Your Favorite Characters

Modern 
Marriage Proposals

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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

May 18, 2016

Website Wednesday
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  
 
                I’ve never been quite comfortable with the fact
                that lionesses raise the young and do all the hunting,
                while the lions lie around in the shade all day. I mean,
                shouldn’t the lionesses also be *fanning* the lions?
 

Top of the heap:  23 Food Hacks That Will Change Your Entire Life

52 of the world's best tourist attractions that actually live up to the hype

The Ultimate 2016 TV Renewal/Cancellation Scorecard. Is your favorite show on the chopping block?

42 Creepy AF Things Kids Said To Their Parents That Absolutely Chilled Them To The Bone

Dating Site Aims to Unite Americans Fleeing Trump With Canadian Mates

Japan's Orange Balls of Justice

Click through the images of this incredible close up of a painting

The Five Most Luxurious Private Jet Tours in the World

Business Advice from 33 Pop Culture Characters

The World's Killer Diet

McDonald’s Sells Out Of Garlic Fries During Testing In California’s Bay Area

13 Items Labeled “American” in Other Countries

Where in Your Head? An overview of some brain-mapping research.

NASA Has Announced 1,284 New Planets. Nine of them could be habitable, if they weren’t so far away.

Sheldon Cooper would be so proud. Fun with flags

What is the most astounding fact about the Universe?


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Wednesday, May 11, 2016

May 11, 2016

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                Generally speaking, with plants:
                    If you eat it something good happens, it’s medicine.
                    If you eat it something bad happens, it’s poison.
                    If you eat it nothing happens, it’s salad.


Top of the heap:  Reboot to the Future: A guide to the 2016 summer movie season

The 12 Craziest Hubble Pictures of All Time

How Music Taste Evolved - An animated graph of the top 5 songs from 1958 - 2016

Scientists unveil the strange and wonderful creatures living in the Mariana Trench 

Planning a trip to the UK? Here are 5 Things In London Mistakenly Missed By Tourists

Here are Google, Amazon and Facebook’s Secrets to Hiring the Best People
America has never been so ripe for tyranny 

Scientists have identified only 0.001% of all species on Earth

10 Prisons That Rival The Accommodations of Most Hotels

7 Body Languages In Different Cultures You Need To Know

Can You Escape The Magical Tower?

11 perfect gifts for new college graduates


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
- Skip
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Wednesday, May 4, 2016

May the Fourth Be With You

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    How come they don’t sell advertising on the Hulk?
                           After all, he’s basically a giant Banner.


Top of the heap:  I knew it! I KNEW it! Legitimate arguments why Making Your Bed Is A Total Waste Of Time

27 Reasons Old People On Facebook Are The Funniest (Well, hell. *I* coulda told you that!)

Coachella In Reality Is Wildly Different Than On Instagram

Why Are Highly Educated Americans Getting More Liberal?

16 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of Plastic Surgeons

The transcendental revelations of astronauts - what happens when you see the Earth from a distance

14 Things You Might Not Know About Aliens

10 Unidentified Sounds That Scientists Are Looking Into

The 15 Best Podcasts for Diving into Nerd Culture

The incredible Jane Goodall. At 82, she’s still busy trying to save our planet and its animals

The Lazy, Inept Amateur's Guide To Lawn Care

10 Fascinating Little-Known Historic Firsts

NASA Releases 360-Degree View Of Mars Taken By Curiosity Rover

Around The World In 80 Books: A Global Reading List

10 Common Foods That Are Extremely Toxic to Dogs

Twofer: Incredible Visualization Of The World's Shipping Routes


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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