January 9, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            How do you reset your body back to its factory settings?

                            I’m asking for a friend.

                            Is it kale?

                            It’s kale, isn’t it?

                            Please don’t say it’s kale.

Top of the heap:  17 Random Acts of Kindness From Strangers

33 Useful Kitchen Tricks That Will Save You Hours

Scientists Just Melted a Hole Through 3,500 Feet of Ice to Reach a Mysterious Antarctic Lake
Ranking Vegetables By How Healthy They Are (yuck, yes, yuck, yuck, yuck, yes, yuck, yuck, yes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes, yes.) 

What is glitter?

Mother-in-Law stories

We DARE You To Visit The Ruins of this Civil War Haunting Ground in Oklahoma

24 Photos From the Depths of the Internet That You'll Never Be Able to Unsee

5 Crimes That Got Hilariously Foiled By Instant Karma

Why eye contact is so powerful

On Being a Woman in America While Trying to Avoid Being Assaulted

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 2, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            

                            Twenty years from now, kids listening 

                            to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” are going 

                            to find it really, really weird. We’re going 

                            to have to explain that it has to be 

                            understood in the context of its time.

                            You see, it used to get cold outside.

Top of the heap:  Chicago's New 'Big Lebowski'-Themed Bar Really Ties the Room Together

6 New Year's Traditions from Around the World

(Another) 'Super Blood Moon' eclipse is coming in January (we had one last year, remember?)

47 Next-Level Movie Facts

5 Words That Are Spelled Weird Because Someone Got the Etymology Wrong (Thanks, Melody!)

How this government shutdown compares to every other since 1976

Never been to Shanghai? This might be the next-best thing

Inside the Coldest City in the World, Where It Snows 270 Days a Year

40 Items That You Didn't Know Shouldn't Be Refrigerated

7 Myths About Cooking Steak That Need to Go Away

Things You've Been Saying Wrong

13 Absurd Wellness Trends That Need to Go Away in 2019

The Most 2018 Photos Ever

Video Game Logic - the weirder parts of virtual life

A thing you can't do in each State

Photos That Sum Up Our Turbulent World in 2018

An Interview With a Marine Biologist About Aquaman (minor spoilers)

13 Things That Probably Sent Donald Trump Into a Rage Spiral in 2018

Welcome to the (sic) Dante's Inferno, an interactive tour of Hell

By the Numbers: a 2018 Money-In-Politics Index

42 Foods You Need to Eat Before You Die (some may, unfortunately, hasten that demise...)

Tracing the Real Betty Boop 

14 Rules You Should Follow in France so the Locals Don't Hate You

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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December 26, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            It has come to my attention that, 

                            at or around this time last year, 

                            I may have dared 2018 to 

                            “come at me, bro,” and it did.

                            Dear 2019: I don’t want any trouble. 

                            Just put down that broken bottle 

                            and why don't we just get along.

Top of the heap: Pssst...wanna waste a LOT of time?

Drinking Games You've Never Heard Of

Two Guys Figure Out How to Get the Maximum Air on a Water Slide

Best Collection of Funny WiFi Names

New stuff coming to Netflix in January

Ever wonder what happened to the Ex-Confederate leaders after the Civil War?

Dagwood and Blondie explain nuclear fission

Why We Can't Stop Loving Stormtroopers

Your Facebook data is creepy as hell

Disneyland Hacks You Need to Know Before You Go

The Lost Art of Bending Over: How Other Cultures Spare Their Spines

Traveling on your own? Here's the ultimate checklist for a party of one

Are Aliens Plentiful, But We're Just Missing Them?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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December 19, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
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peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Yesterday I wore something from 10 years ago 

                            and it actually fit!! So proud of myself!

     

                            It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here!

Top of the heap:  Winners of the 2018 National Geographic Photo Contest

Time Magazine Has Announced Their Person of the Year

Have fun with the Adult Swim Interactive Choir

10 Ways You Never Knew You Were Using the Toilet Wrong

An English Teacher Sets The Record Straight About "Baby, It's Cold Outside" (Thanks, Roger)

10 old cables you should keep (and 6 to toss)

Population Mountains - what the populations of cities look like stacked as a 3D graph

NASA releases first sounds ever captured on Mars

Big Bytes (Thanks, Melody!)

Americans Are Weirdly Obsessed With Paper Towels

The Most Popular Passwords of 2018. (Thanks, Spider Monkey!)

Ridiculous Holiday Traditions Your Weird Family Celebrates

Beat Any Escape Room - 10 proven tricks and tips

The Year Star Wars Fans Finally Ruined Star Wars
America's Favorite Fast Food Chains (We're Number One! -well, and #9)

10 Sci-Fi Gingerbread Creations

The Transatlantic Battery Bunny Battle

What Happened to All the People Who Left the Trump Administration?

Start counting

Science Ornaments For Your Christmas Tree

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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December 12, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            The good thing about having a runny 

                            nose during the holidays is that you 

                            don’t have to lick all those stamps and

                            envelopes when you send out cards

Top of the heap:  This is what Trump's caravan "invasion" really looks like

You've Been Eating Burgers Wrong Your Entire Life

Biggest Fast Food Failures Of All Time

There's an Alternate Universe of Pre-MTV Music Videos You've (Probably) Never Seen

Brilliant Hospital Christmas Decorations

Things you only notice about Harry Potter as an adult

The Evolution of Santa Claus

New InventionsThat Are On Another Level

Want some ideas on how to pet-proof your Christmas tree?

All The Criminal Charges To Emerge So Far From Robert Mueller's Investigation

12 Things Most Millennials Would Never Know How to Use

The Case for Treating Bigotry Like a Disease (harmful, contagious, and a public heath approach is warranted)

How to curse in 1785. You know, just in case.

Trump's Favorite Things Randy Rainbow's Song Parody

The Saddest-Sounding Places on Earth

Everyday Objects That Started Out As Something Else Entirely

Holiday Traditions to Try With Your Family This Year

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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December 5, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            I’m going to go out on a limb and make the assumption that anyone 

                              saying, “representative” into their phone isn’t having a good day.

Top of the heap:  Finding a Formula for the Funniest Word in English (the Results Will Make You Fart)

Big Knickers is a Lot of Bull

What You Do to Survive

For the Whovians: 11 Functional Homemade TARDISes

This is kind of cool: Story Plots Diagrammed as Subway Maps

Richard Branson's new mission to explore the bottom of Belize's Great Blue Hole (Thanks, Spider Monkey)

Listen to this little guy talk about the importance of reading (Thanks, Special K!)

The Best and Worst White House Christmas Displays

Why is Tucker Carlson Mad About Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?(A Guide to the Content Cycle)

11 Secrets of Hollywood Science Advisors

The Glamorous, Sexist History of the Women's Restroom Lounge

What is insomnia? (Me. Me is insomnia)

Wanna find some creepy, cringe-inducing stuff for Christmas? Creepbay has it!

Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the 28-year old who was elected to Congress last month, has an asteroid named after her

52 of the World's Most Out-There Myths About Food

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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November 28, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            And, be they not yours, neither the circus nor the

                              monkeys shalt thou accept the care of, amen.

Top of the heap: Schedule of Christmas Movies and TV Specials for 2018 (hint: my buddy Katrina is on tomorrow afternoon at 11am on the Hallmark Channel)
Related:Christmas Movies Streaming Guide

10 Everyday Things No U.S. President is Allowed to Do While in Office

95 Household Vinegar Uses You Never Knew About

6 Factors That Determine Whether or Not You Remember Your Dreams

Anheuser-Busch and Keurig team up to make a countertop bartender

6 Explosive Fart Controversies

10 Places That Forbid You From Taking Pictures
You may be cool, but you'll never be Cordell Jackson "the Rockin' Granny" Cool

Looking for a new bed?

It's a dance party! Push the buttons for more fun

The Bacteria Lurking in American Showerheads  (and why trying to killi it off does more harm than good)

Ten Neat Things to Do With Apples (Mmmm, apples)

The Problem With America's Only Royal Palace

People Getting Stabbed in Medieval Art Who Just Don't Give a Damn

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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