May 15, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Okay, wait… does Canada even HAVE a president, 

or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?

Top of the heap: Breathtaking Photos From the 2019 National Geographic Photo Contest Finalists

After hyping a $1-billion Star Wars Land, how does Disney get visitors to leave?

Every Marvel Movie After Avengers Endgame

13 Things You Should Delete From Your Facebook Immediately

The Legend of the Vomelet - the absolute worst MRE in armed forces history

15 Typical Life Problems and How to Solve Them

Meet the fish leather pioneers

Study Finds Drinking Tequila Can Help You Lose Weight

A "Caravan" of Americans is Crossing the Canadian Border to Get Affordable Health Care

Why Sniff Time Is so Important to Your Dog

21 Epigrams Every Man ONE Should Live By

Awesome Hack: Use Google Docs to sign documents

100 Random FactsThat Will Astonish You (Thanks, Melody!)

This art is just crap

Just GUESS what was always a myth

Watch Out For These 10 Phone Call Scams

Scientists Have Decoded the Universal Language of Honeybees

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

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May 8, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                                People who can’t distinguish between etymology and

                                entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words

Top of the heap:  Bill Gates Actually Made a Good Point About the Socialism Debate in America

3 Things Gym Class Got Wrong

The Companies Disney Owns (Spoiler alert: it's a butt-ton)

Why Are Most Planes White? 

Y'ever wonder why the US doesn't use the Metric system? (Spoiler alert: we do more than you think)

51 Genius Hacks Teachers Swear By

The Fossils That Inspired Alien

What the Hell Should I Watch on Netflix?

5 History Myths Everybody Believed For Far Too Long

Physics? Meet Bicycles

Hand dryers v. paper towels

Here we go again: What color is this shoe?

Fun With Flags

Sesame Street is now an actual street in NYC

There's a Secret Room Behind Mound Rushmore

Baby X-Rays Look Extremely Uncomfortable, So Of Course Twitter Made it Funny

Odd lunar effects on animals

The Race to Develop the Moon

What's the Difference Between the Yeti, the Abominable Snowman, and Bigfoot?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 1, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            “Nice picture! These are your kids?”

                            “Yep. That’s Stephen, Kayleigh, and Austyn.”

                            “How old are they?”

                            “Elephen, threigh, and sevyn.”

Top of the heap:  When to take a bathroom pee break during Avengers: Endgame (no plot spoilers)

The bias that makes us spend instead of saving

Geezer Gifts (Thanks, Melody!)

Related: Top Travel Destinations For Old Farts (over 50)

Y'know those chalk marks parking officers put on your tires? Turns out that's unconsitutional

The price change of insulin over the past few years

Obstruction of Justice in the Mueller Report: A Heat Map

This Conversation Between a Passenger and an Airline Should Absolutely Terrify You (Thanks, Monkeybone)

The Yodeler Who Sued Yahoo

The night it rained seat cushionsat Busch Stadium

Mistakes tourists make when visiting LA

Flying Motorcycles? Sign me up!

The Last Great Hippie Communeis Still Going Strong

What Does Poison Ivy Look Like?

Anybody wanna buy a baby T-rex?

The Surströmming Offensive (and man, do I mean offensive)

I think I've discovered my new lair (now, does anyone want to give me a spare $15 million?) 

Just another day at Walmart

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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April 24, 2019

Website Wednesday
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"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
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                                Okay, that’s it. I’m officially naming my TV remote “Waldo”
Top of the heap: Twitter users hysterically respond to a tweet by Donald Trump, Junior (Thanks, Tally!)

Related: What If Fox News Covered Trump The Way It Covered Obama?

A 204-million-pixel image of the Large Magellanic Cloud

Y'ever wonder why it's called Wi-Fi?

Debunking some myths about sleep (Thanks, Special K)

Mark Hamill Nails Impression of Harrison Ford

All of the Easter Eggs in the "Game of Thrones" Season 8 Premiere
The Best Hike in Every State

The 6 Best Facebook Hacks

Amazing Tattoos That Look Like Embroidered Patches

Your Guide to Legit CBD

An interactive graphic of US Household Spending Breakdown by Income Group
Repainting a 747

A Map to Planet Nine - Charting the Solar System's Most Distant Worlds

Oscar Best Picture Winners Ranked From Worst to Best (according to this writer, anyway)

When Your Parents Were Way Cooler Than You Will Ever Be

This Was Supposed to Be a Story About a Bizarre Anti-Vaccine Rally and a Sedated Bear. Then It Got Weird

What Great White Sharks Are Afraid Of

A Brief History of Cooties

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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April 17, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
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peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

                            Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Top of the heap:  Amid Notre-Dame's Destruction, There's Hope for Restoration


Top of the heap, the Next Generation: Winners of the Smithsonian Magazine's Photo Contest

And, just because this is AWESOME: Katie Bouman: The woman behind the first black hole image

The Nerd's Guide to Daily Hygiene

That Time the US Military Made Flying Saucers

Little-Know Words Guaranteed to Make You a Scrabble Champ (or Words With Friends...)

30 Great Vanity Plates

6 Reasons Why You Should Avoid the Dark Web

26 Heroes You've Never Heard Of

The Unbelievable Story of Nadia Comāneci

Whatever Trump is Playing,  It Isn't Golf

The Media Gaslighting of 2020's Most Likeable Candidate

It's Time to Panic About Privacy

Amazing Tattoos That Look Like Embroidered Patches

12 Secrets of Starbucks Employees

Turns Out People Really Like the Idea of Medicare For All and Free College Tuition (Who woulda thunk?)

Extreme Easter Eggs

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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April 10, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    Nothing takes you down a notch in confidence 

                    more than unexpectedly choking on your own 

                    saliva when you’re not even eating anything.

Top of the heap: Nuggets of wisdom that forever changed people's way of thinking

Why "Bless Your Heart" is the Most Savage Insult in the Country

Throw out these 4 cords today

The Top Benefits of Getting an Emotional Support Dog
Pssst... kid! Wanna see a four-legged whale?

I want this guy's job

Trump is Already Plotting His Post-White House Tell-All Memoir
The Stark Sisters: Growing Up Game of Thrones

12 Out-of-This-World Facts About 2001: A Space Odyssey

28 Times Kids Hilariously Renamed Things (and Made Then Sound Way Better)

An Early Run-In With Censors Led Rod Serling to The Twilight Zone

The Lost History of One of the World's Strangest Science Experiments

AMC will be launching a third Walking Dead series next year

5,000 years of advances in healthcare (Thanks, David)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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April 3, 2019

Website Wednesday
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
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peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Wait a sec… Tom Cruise has succeeded something like six times

in a row. Why do they still think these missions are impossible?

Top of the heap:  50 Totally Useless Facts That Are Too Entertaining for Words (Courtesy of Monkeybone)

Is Trump Keyser Söze - Or Inspector Clouseau? (Thanks, Tony)

Six Little-Known Secrets of the (original) Mickey Mouse Club

The Pink Trombone is an interactive graphic that shows how the human voice works

The Day the Dinosaurs Died

A conversation between Thor and Mr. Rogers

28 Extremely Specific Things Everyone's Rich Friend Definitely Had In Their Home

In the Shadows with NYC's Self-Styled Guardian Angels

16 Thrown-Together Solutions That'd Make MacGyver Proud

Randy Rainbow's new parody song - "Cruella DeVos"

Once again, The Onion comes uncomfortably close to reality

All 165 Game of Thrones Deaths, Ranked

Trump Has Now Shifted $1.3 Million of Campaign-Donor Money Into His Business

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Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

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