Wednesday, March 1, 2017

March 1, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


SKIPNOTEWe're two and a half weeks away from March 19 - the day of the Los Angeles Marathon. After last year, I swore I'd never do it again, but dive/movie buddy Erin talked me into in for this year to benefit the Kitten Rescue charity. SO - I'm still asking for donations (which you can do here). 

(And a HUGE thanks to Melody, Penny & Steve, Gay & Lucky, Carole, Christine, Marilyn, Reggie, Tony, and Anonymous for your donations!)



                        I really like Brazilian food. 
                        You almost never find hair in it.


Top of the heap:  Winners of the 2017 World Press Photo Contest

Speaking of winners: Here Are All The Winners At The 2017 Oscars

101 Fun Things To Do On The Internet When You’re Bored

9 Megalomaniacal Facts About Narcissism

10 YouTube URL Tricks You Should Know About

Cheyenne Mountain – One of the most secure bases in the US

Famous last words of 19 famous people

25 Things You Were Misinformed About In School

What time is it?

When you gotta go, go artfully

27 Jobs With Unbelievably Tough Interview Questions (Thanks, Melody!)

14 Smart Tips To Actually Keep Your Home In Order
19 Famous Things Invented in Canada

Inside Uber’s Aggressive, Unrestrained Workplace Culture

NASA’s longshot bet on a revolutionary rocket may be about to pay off

14 Facts You May Not Know About Johnny Carson

Trump’s Deportation Plans Will Cost The U.S. $5 Trillion Over The Next Decade (and that doesn't include the wall)

          ~ and, finally ~

NASA Telescope Reveals Largest Batch of Earth-Size, Habitable-Zone Planets Around Single Star

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

February 22, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


SKIPNOTE: Less than a month, troops.
The LA Marathon is on March 19, and
I'm doing it to raise money for the
Kitten Rescue charity. It's a worthy cause.

ABSOLUTELY NO PRESSURE, but if you feel 
some shred of humanity left within you 
calling out to your inner being to actually 
DONATE something, you can do so here. Thanks!

(and Triple-thanks-with-marshmallows to those of you who already have!)


                    It’s a little-known fact that Pythagoras 
                    had a brother named Viagoras. He, too, 
                    had a keen interest in right angles.


Top of the heap:  The Underwater Photographs Of The Year Are Here, And They're Breathtaking

For the star-gazers - an interactive Dark Sky Finder map

19 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Working In RadioActually, I know them all, and don't miss it a bit

The Most Quoted B.S. Myth Inside The Right's Media Bubble

Interactive map of two centuries of US immigration

The tunnel people of Las VegasHow 1,000 live in flooded labyrinth under Sin City's shimmering strip 

The different types of headaches

Okay, now they're saying butter is GOOD for you

Downer of the the week: Rio's Olympic Venues, 6 Months Later

How to Get Ketchup From a Bottle without the wait, watery goo and splatter

Can't remember the name of a song? Hum a few bars and Midori can (most likely) ID it for you

6 Horrifying Realities Of Living In A Sitcom Universe

Only Human: Meet the Hackers Trying to Solve the Problem of Death
Stuff in Space is an interactive visualization of all the objects orbiting the earth

Films That Led To Other Films Being Cancelled

22 Small Ways People Say "I Love You."

                  ~ and, finally ~

Chris Evans (Captain America) Has Been Fighting (former KKK Imperial Wizard) David Duke On Twitter

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, February 15, 2017

February 15, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


SKIPNOTE: My friend Erin and I are going 
to do the LA Marathon on March 19 to raise 
money for the Kitten Rescue charity, and
we're only a month (and change) away. If 
you feel the overwhelming desire to 
donate money, you can do so here. Thanks!

                        Watching an entire episode of a
                        TV show without looking at your
                        phone now counts as reading a book.


Top of the heap:  WeTransfer - Send Large Files Up To 2 GB For Free (I use this, and it's awesome)

This Is How You Fold A Record-Breaking Paper Airplane

The Funniest Slang Term From Every State (Thanks, Melody!)

Find out if your email was leaked in past hack attacks

The places on Earth where nature is most likely to kill you
The 5 Most Satisfying 'Told You So' Moments Of All Time

All The Big Winners From The 2017 Grammy Awards

      ... and, in case you're interested, what they wore

How scientists collected a piece of the Sun (Brought here by the spacecraft Genesis, now stored in Houston)

Inside the High-Flying World of Estonian Extreme Swinging
Rio's Olympic venues, six months later

24 Things You Don't Know About Tom Brady

Stellar Superstitions about the magical lights in the sky

The Rise and Fall of Anna Nicole Smith

The Mystery of Sedna: The Solar System's Icy Oddball World

5 Ways Powerful People Trick You Into Hating Protesters


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, February 8, 2017

February 8, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


SKIPNOTE: My friend Erin and I are going 
to do the LA Marathon on March 19 to raise 
money for the Kitten Rescue charity. If you 
feel the overwhelming desire to donate 
money, you can do so here. Thanks!

                    As some of you know, I’m in Florida for the week –         
                    playing for the first part and working for the second 
                    (sort of like a mullet, often referred to as, “party
                    in the front, business in the back) and I got to 
                    thinking. It’s actually a good thing the zombie 
                    apocalypse starts in Florida, because then the 
                    zombies only have one way to go, and that’s 
                    straight up into trigger-happy redneck territory. 

                    I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us all.



Top of the heap:  What's so bad about Donald Trump?

TrumpDonald. I'm still laughing.

4 Secrets To Achieving The Deepest Sleep Possible

20 Geek Valentine's Day Cards Your Nerdy Sweetie is Sure to Love

10 Mnemonic Tricks for Never Forgetting Anything Again

This 1967 classroom experiment proved how easy it was for Americans to become Nazis

A Guide To Who You Are Supposed To Tip And How Much

The Death Star and the Final Trench RunIt didn't happen the way you think it did

Good: Eating Ice Cream For Breakfast May Improve Mental Performance And Alertness  (Well, duh)
Bad: Bacon Reserves Are at a 50-Year Low   (yeah, I might be partially to blame for that...)

Every state’s grossest food that everyone eats

RELATED: Interesting, Little-Known Facts About Every US State

The One Word That Can Screw Up an Apology

NASA takes the best before-and-after photos. Here are 10 of them

A New Hammerhead Shark Species May Have Just Been Discovered



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, February 1, 2017

February 1, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


SKIPNOTE: A MONTH AND A HALF LEFT!!!
I'm doing the LA Marathon on March 19 to raise
money for the Kitten Rescue charity. I'm halfway
to the goal of $1,000, and I could use your help.
Please donate ANY amount - $1, $5, $10 -
WHATEVER YOU CAN AFFORD - to help this
very worthwhile cause by clicking here. Thanks!

And now, on to our regularly scheduled programming:




                        The thing all dystopian movies and books were
                        never able to predict was the sudden rebellion 
                        of the National Park Social Media Managers.


Top of the heap: I knew it! I KNEW it! Bald Men Are More Intelligent, Successful, and Masculine, Says Science

THIS could come in handy - an app that makes it easy to pester your congress member

How U.S. Senators have responded to the Muslim Ban

The funniest signs from the Trump protests

An Open Letter: Today, the Statue of Liberty Shrugs

Next: A march on Washington to support science. Get updates here

The Fastest Ship In The World

15 Interesting Facts About American Gothic You Might Not Know

House of Cards teaser makes an Inauguration Day statement

Y'ever wonder if you can use a dead person’s finger to unlock their phone? Me neither.

Watch out for the “Can you hear me” scam

A Guide To Who You Are Supposed To Tip And How Much

7 Strange Mysteries of World War One

13 Things You Didn't know about The Dick Van Dyke Show

15 Awfully Big Facts About The Mary Tyler Moore Show
What Trumpcare will look like

The Myth of the Damsel on the Railroad Tracks
    ~ and, finally ~

AMAZING VIDEO: Thousands Of Sharks Visit A Sea Mount



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, January 25, 2017

January 25, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


SKIPNOTE: My friend Erin and I are going 
to do the LA Marathon on March 19 to raise 
money for the Kitten Rescue charity. If you 
feel the overwhelming desire to donate 
money, you can do so here. Thanks!

                    See, if ~I~ had been Voldemort, 
                    one of MY horcruxes would’ve been 
                    the artificial heart in a sick kid.

                    Your move, Harry.



Top of the heap:  Pictures From Women’s Marches on Every Continent

How To Email More Efficiently

How To Defrost Your Windshield in Less Than 60 Seconds

Test your reaction time

A portable water bottle for your dog

The Best & Worst Reviewed Products of 2016

Okay this is cool. Real-Life Horror Movie Locations

The Hidden Room Behind Mount Rushmore

The 2017 Razzie Nominations

The Creepy Religion That Explains All Of Trump's Actions

A Definitive Ranking of Fast-Food French Fries (well, this guy's, anyway)

A Look Back at Some of the Worst, Wildest Inaugurations in Presidential History

The Promise of New Painkillers

10 Secrets Of The Louvre

25 Animals That Scientists Want To Bring Back From Extinction

The Periodic Table Of Beer

        ~ and, finally ~

Interesting question:
Who Owns The Internet?
Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

January 18, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

SKIPNOTE: My friend Erin and I are going
to do the LA Marathon on March 19 to raise
money for the Kitten Rescue charity. If you
feel the overwhelming desire to donate
money, you can do so here. Thanks!


                    I lost my watch at a party, then saw this guy stepping
                    on it while seriously hassling one of the women there.
                    I walked up to the dude and punched him in the face.
                      No one does that to a woman. Not on my watch.


Top of the heap:  20 bacon hacks that will change your life (This one's a lulu, Mel!)

A Simple Trick for Defrosting Your Windshield in Less Than 60 Seconds

Here we go again: What are your suggestions to replace the classic tokens in Monopoly

Here's this week's Star Wars Trilogy:
     - 
Nerdpost: A Handy Guide to the Archaeology of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
      - 10 Humongous Plot Holes in the Star Wars Franchise
      - The 10 Worst Crimes Against the Original Star Wars Trilogy

How You Get the Job With Just One Interview

What it's going to cost to repeal Obamacare

Just in case you ever have one of these - Here are six ways to spot a fake $100 bill

Y'ever wonder what owls look like without feathers? Yeah, me neither.

The First Super Bowl

Here's everything you can order at McDonald's that's not terrible for you

11 Useless Things To Stop Wasting Your Money On In 2017

Key Themes of CES 2017: what do they tell us about the year in tech?

22 Food Quirks Americans Don’t Realize Are Super Weird (but MMMM-mmmm!)

Y'ever wonder why Canadians say "Eh"?  Me, neither.

Scientists are building an animal fart database. (And you thought there were no news worlds to conquer!)

How to Clean an Oven Window

Okay, here's something that could be useful - Eating Right on the Road

Okay, just one more - How to prevent smelly farts



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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