November 27, 2019

Website Wednesday
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"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Happy Thanksgiving, dudes and dudettes. 

Enjoy your Turkey Day tomorrow, and just 

remember, nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’

from the oven. Unless it’s a red spandex 

bodysuit with ostrich feathers, a can of 10W40

motor oil, and some fur-lined handcuffs.

Top of the heap:  The Things We Realized After We Rescued a Shelter Dog

Thanksgiving Flowcharts

13 Twists on Traditional Thanksgiving Dishes

The Thanksgiving Pie Recipes You've Been Waiting For All Tear

5 Ways to Pull Great Stories Out of Your Family

20 Twitter Thanksgiving Horror Stories

Inside Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - more than the trailers reveal

Movies That Were Better Than the Book. And Why.

Badass Karate

I Study Liars - I've Never Seen One Like Donald Trump

The Difficult Legacy of Disney's Most Shocking Movie

What the world will be like in 50 years

Humans Placed in Suspended Animation For the First Time

The 10 Most Important Tech Trends of the Decade

The Flathead Beacon Police Blotter - comedy gold

Fact-Checking Toto's Africa

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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November 20, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride 

in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless 

husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping 

and will forever be a hero to all men.

Top of the heap:  TV from way back when! Check out My 70's TV, My 80's TV, or My 90's TV

The Best Movies of 2019 (so far)

I Don't Know Who to Believe in This Impeachment Hearing

The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

How to Pick the Streaming TV Services You Actually Want

How Iran Shut Off the Internet

Universal Laws of the World

The First Dakota

Advice on How to Live to 100  (first, live to 99, then be very, very careful for one year...)

50 Things You Never Knew About Pizza  (Thanks, Mel!)

The 4-Minute History of Disney

How to Give Mars an Atmosphere, Maybe

Someone in Colorado is Putting Out the Funniest Signs Ever (Thanks, Susan!)

The Nerdiest Place on Earth

Weird and Wonderful Roofs

The Top 50 Best-Selling Musical Artists of All Time

15 Secrets of Sesame Street Puppeteers

Like cats but are allergic? Here are 14 hypoallergenic cats

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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November 13, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

My sons always used to roll their eyes when I 

went into my “When I was a kid, I had to walk 

to school in the snow, uphill, both ways!” speech. 

At least they did until the day I showed them 

my yearbook from good ol’ M.C. Escher Junior High.

Top of the heap:  This visualization of the size of outer space will blow your mind

Do you use Verizon? Then you probably have a free 12-month subscription to Disney+ streaming  (Thanks, Melody!) 

The 2019 National Toy Hall of Fame Inductees (wait... the what???)

The Old Farmer's Almanac Says This Winter is Going to Be a Sh*tshow

The Constitution Says "Bribery" in Impeachable. What Does That Mean?

What are the Internet's Rules about Free Speech?

Completely Ordinary Batman Adventures

Hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who tells police

A Beginner's Guide to Reddit

How to tie a variety of knots

The Top 10 Hottest Stocks Since 2000

How Bad Is It to Eat Gum From a 30-Year-Old Pack of Baseball Cards?

British Writer Pens Best Description of Trump I've Read

Wanna have your childhood ruined?

The Other Side of Sesame Street

Speaking of which - Sesame Street Turns 50

A myriad of mazes

What 5pm in November looks like

30 Jokes About Every College Major That Are So, So Dead On

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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November 6, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I'm not saying I drink a LOT of coffee,
but I'm relatively sure my body will probably
continue moving for about 24 hours after I die.

Top of the heap: The 50 Most Important Websites of All Time

Incredible Perceptual Illusions

New apple (no, a real one) to debut at grocery stores in December

Greatest Movie Quotes (Thanks, Melody!)

An Oral History of Those Creepy-Ass Chuck E. Cheese Robots

The World's Most Expensive Parking Space

Some cool International Flag Redesigns

The 65 worst Trump tweets of the 2010's

Y'ever wondered What It Was Like to Be a Court Jester in Medieval Times? (yeah, no)

The United States of Stereotypes

The 20 Best Burger Spots in the US

20 Things You Should Never Do When Cooking Bacon

A sick way to pick up some quick cash

How to Wash Your Hands (according to Science)

Why You Should Never, EVER Wash a Hot Pan in Water

17 Camping Hacks

MORE Camping Hacks

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 30, 2019

Website WednesdayThe Halloween Edition
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
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peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

NOTE TO SELF:
One of the worst things you can dress up as
for an Overeaters Anonymous Halloween party
is a giant Snickers bar.

Couple Creepiest of the heap: Here are the 10 Most Frightening Stories You Will Ever Hear. I lied. Here's 10 more.

The 30 Most Haunted Places in America

Super Creepy Facts

The 100 Best Horror Movies of All Time

The Cultural History of The Addams Family

Amazing Facts About Famous Monsters

Who was Dr. Frankenstein?

6 Stories From History That Sound Like Secret Zombie Movies

The 30 Best Horror TV Shows of All Time

2,175-pound pumpkin sets California record

50 Halloween Costumes You Probably Wish You Thought Of Yourself

The Science Behind Hollywood's Movie Monsters

The Not-So Mysterious Missing Grave of Blues Legend Robert Johnson

Warren Zevon's"Werewolves of London" by James Joyce

6 "Buried Alive" Newspaper Stories to Send Shivers Down Your Spine

A Brief History of Witchcraft in Art

Who you gonna call? - Making a Life-Sized Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

Headed to NYC? Check out the Museum of Slime

The Haunted Hospital

12 Halloween-Like Traditions From Around the World

          and, finally...

Horror Movies for Dogs

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Boo. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 23, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Minutus cantorum,

Minutus balorum,

Minutus carborate

Descendum pantorum

Top of the heap: Stunning wildlife photos that will make you see animals in a whole new light

Related: The winners of the 2019 Nikon Small World Microphotography competition

Japan's chocolate toilets are disturbingly delicious

The world's fastest ants found racing across the Sahara

Funny things to ask Alexa

J.R.R. Tolkien's high-class burn of Nazisin 1938

30 Acronyms You'd Never Figure Out

The bizarre rise of fast food fused with snack foods

The Top 10 Conservative Rock Songs of All Time

How do sodas in outdoor vending machines not freeze in winter?

The most mysterious places on Earth

26 Famous Villains Whose Actions Don't Add Up, Like At All

Every Single Person Who Has Resigned or Been Fired From the Trump Administration

Navigation: Google Maps or Waze?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 16, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Bologna is just hot dogs for people who like pancakes

Top of the heap:  The 8 Best Fact-Checking Sites for Finding Unbiased Truth

What a Trump vs. Warren race would look like

YouTube Cheats to Break Restrictions and Make YouTube Fun Again

Here's a little sump'n sump'n for the lactose intolerant folk

Food Facts

10 of the Top Construction Projects in the World

The Very Best & Very Worst Performances By Famous Actors

Facts That Are So Strange You Can't Help But Question Them (Thanks, Melody!)

The Guns and Sand Club (what, the actual f....)

10 Hotel Tips No One Taught You

The Best Free Alexa Skills for Amazon Echo Owners

Electric Cars: Fact, Fiction, and Reality

The 30 Worst Advertising Slogans and Taglines

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet

Everything We Know About the Mass Shooting Video Screened at Trump's Miami Resort

The Dumbest Laws in Every State

Donald Trump: xenophobe in public, international mobster in private

Famous Writer's Homes Every Nerd Must Visit

A Twofer: How many US cities can you name?  How about European cities?

Why the Women's Restroom Line is Always Longer

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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