Wednesday, July 18, 2018

July 18, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

                    What were Chick Fil-A’s other mascot ideas before 
                    landing on an illiterate cow begging for his life?

Top of the heap:  25 Everyday Heroes We Could All Learn From

Building the world's highest-resolution telescope (and seeing exoplanets from Arizona!)

Speaking of the stars, wanna become an astronaut? There's an app for that

10 Tiny Towns With Big Tourism Dreams
Photos that you'll have to look at twice

12 Renter-Friendly Decor Hacks

10 Slap-Happy Facts About The Three Stooges

40 Craziest Small Town Laws in America (Thanks, Mel!)

From the "Maybe-It's-NOT-The-Mad-Cow" files: why walking through doorways makes us forget stuff

The Top 100 Albums 
of All Time 

47 wild facts about the animal kingdom

NASA-Designed Heat Shields Could Save Firefighter's Lives

19 Brilliant Hacks Every Parent Should Master

Trial runs for fascism are in full flow

The highest resolution photo (6228 X 6198 px) ever taken of the Pillars of Creation (thanks, NASA)

Here be spoilers: The 32 most gut-wrenching Game of Thrones deaths, ranked

Full-color X-Rays are here


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ
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Wednesday, July 11, 2018

July 11, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Gas is upwards of $50/full tank
                            Carrots are like $1/pound
                            Ya boi is getting a horse.


Top of the heap:  The Winners of the 2018 Underwater Photographer of the Year Contest

I knew it! Coffee is really, really good for you, more evidence shows(Thanks, Melody!)

The bright side of Global Warming (hic)

Apparently, not all life hacks are good ideas

fiber-optic star ceilingin the nursery

A Closer Look at The Last Jedi's Fight ScenesCould Reveal an Intriguing Link

The Best Hole-In-The-Wall Dinerin Every State (Thanks, Melody!)

How to become an expert stargazer this summer

Amazing Ways to Use Your Dishwasher

The Warning Signs Of Heat Exhaustion and Heat StrokeEveryone Should Know

Yet ANOTHER use for drones!

Why Are TherePalm Trees in Los Angeles?

How often to clean your bathroom

Obstacles To Escaping An Abusive Relationship

4 reasons you should grill burgers in a cast-iron skillet

Tips for a Purrfect Road Trip with Your Pet(Thanks, Tess!)

25 fun games you can play with Alexa



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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Wednesday, July 4, 2018

July 4, 2018

Website Wednesday
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 


                I just asked Siri, “Surely it’s not going to rain today.”
                She replied with, “That’s correct, it’s not, and don’t call me Shirley.”
                I apparently forgot to turn my phone off Airplane mode.


Top of the heap: Penis Size Study Cut Short

Late Night Collusion

Switch Up Your Fourth of July With These *Actual* American Foods

Five Awesome American Flag Scenesin Movies

When Americans Redesigned the American Flag


Enjoy 13 Uniquely Different Versions of Stars and Stripes Forever

grilling mythsto stop believing

Related: How to make your grill nonstickin 2 minutes (when you're out of nonstick spray)

Also related: 8 Unexpected Ways to Cook With Your Grill

I never really thought my hometown of Seattle as a particularly spooky place

The Weirdest Statuesof the American Presidents

Life expectancy by state

Inside the White House's Quiet Campaign to Create a Supreme Court Opening

Average Monthly Rent Comparisonof 540 Cities

The best prepaid wireless plansfor 2018

Cool Tools

10 Myers-Briggs Type Chartsfor Pop Culture Characters

First they came for your shoes, then your water. Now TSA is coming for your snacks (Thanks, Melody)



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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Wednesday, June 27, 2018

June 27, 2018

Website Wednesday
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

            I have a buddy who is in a wheelchair. He told me that his date stood him up.
            It’s still unclear to me whether his night was really amazing or just crappy.


Top of the heap: Parents hoped to raise $1,500 for separated migrant families. Pledges now total $15 million

The Best Steakhousesin Every State

13 Movie & TV JokesThat Perfected the Art of the Slow Burn

Sneaky Ways Restaurants are Hacking Your Brain

Here's What $1500 in Rent Looks LikeAcross the U.S.

The ransom offer has been made: detained migrants told they could get kids back on way out of US.

This is what the U.S. 'Space Force' could look like

Famous acting mistakesthat were kept in the movie

Books Where the Dog Dies, Rewritten So the Dog Doesn't Die

Playgrounds have changed a lotsince the early 1900's

Terminator 6ProvidesFirst Look at the Return of Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor

10 FascinatingFacts About the La Brea Tar Pits(#10-literally: "The the tar tar pits")

The 10 Best Free Search Toolsfor Windows 10

In America, Naturalized Citizens No Longer Have an Assumption of Permanence
Check your internet speed(and raise money for charity)

The Hiker's Guide to Trail Etiquette



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ




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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

June 20, 2018

Website Wednesday
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    As I was walking out to my car last night I heard
                    some rustling in the bushes. I immediately turned
                    on my cellphone flashlight and walked toward the
                    noise to see what it was. The only thing I discovered
                    was the unpleasant realization that I’m the dumbass 
                    who dies in the first ten minutes of every horror movie.


Top of the heap:  The 100 Greatest YouTube Videos of All Time, Ranked

Comparing TV Streaming Services

Grilling Mistakes Everybody Makes

How To Get Your Kids To Do Chores (Without Resenting It)

Two drivers get into an argument, then things got messy

Santa's Elves Live in ... Schenectady?

A "Comprehensive" List of Pet Peeves  (Yeah, there's a total of 9 of them.)

Pictures Guaranteed to Make You Smile

A Complete Intro to the Wines of France

Thinking about buying an electric scooter?

Finally. Southern Baptists Call Off the Culture War  (and move to cut ties with the Republican Party)

32 Phrases That Are Instant, Gigantic Red Flags

    ~ and, finally ~

Game of Thrones Spinoff: What to Expect From the Age of Heroes


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Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ


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Wednesday, June 13, 2018

June 13, 2018


Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                            I just now realized that I never said “unquote” after reciting a famous poem 
                            in Mrs. Sebesta’s 10th grade English class, so I want to apologize if you’ve 
                            been thinking that everything I’ve said since then is from Shakespeare. 


Top of the heap:  Debacle in Quebec

Wildly Inappropriate Official Movie Tie-In  Products

TV Episodes You'll Never Get Tired of Watching ("Never"? Really?)

Genius Restaurant Menus

Clever Uses For Dryer Sheets

How to Pick the Perfect Watermelon

How to use Alexa in the bathroom (Ew.)

13 Things to Know About DNA Testing Kits

Power Tips for Chrome

Why Can't We Remember Our Dreams?

20 Tips That Can Make Anyone An Excel Expert

Terrifying Images Emerge From Within Once-Peaceful-Now-A-Security-Threat Canada

20 Brilliant Home Cleaning Hacks

Every State Ranked By How Miserable Its Summers Are

We're Number One! We're Number One!


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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