Wednesday, February 20, 2019

February 20, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

                            It’s important to remember that we, as a species, made
                            our debut onto the galactic stage by sending unsolicited
                            nudes, a mixtape, and directions back to our place.


Top of the heap:  The Coolest Secret Location in Each State

New 'tent' makes it possible to camp underwater (Thanks, Daniel!) 

R.I.P Opportunity, 2014-2019

Does Laughter Hold the Key to Human Consciousness?

The official fast food French fry power rankings

Every Oscar Best Picture Winner, Ranked

A Weak and Rambling President Declares a Fake National Emergency

Bizarre and Beautiful Love Letters From the Early American Presidents

Severus Snape and the Possible Photoshoot

Why the $1 Doesn't Change

Wanna know how much a ticket to Mars is gonna cost?

Some stuff Alexa can remember for you

Donald Trump Has Effectively Killed the 69/Nice Joke

Y'ever wonder what's at the end of the Universe?

Great White Sharks May Have Been To Blame For Megalodon's Extinction



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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Wednesday, February 13, 2019

February 13, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Everything I need to know I learned in Kindergarten.
                            Except what to do with pliers, a blowtorch, and fire ants once
                            Peter Stewart, the school bully, was hog-tied in the boiler room.


Top of the heap:  111 Most Useful Websites on the Internet

19 Good Intentions With Unintentionally Terrible Results

Y'ever wonder Which Condiments Need to Be Refrigerated?  (me, neither)

The Strangest Fact About Every U.S. State

Are you tone deaf? Take the test!

Impossibly Cool Products For The Most Boring Parts Of Your Home

Corrected Mars Recruitment Posters From NASA

Secrets Disney Employees Won't Tell You

Whaddya know? There's a Strong Ethical Case For Wearing Leather and Fur
5 ways Alexa can help your kids do their homework

AOC explains our broken system

This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex, then feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day

Here's why you can't tickle yourself (Thanks, Spider!)

40 Words That Didn't Exist 40 Years Ago (Thanks, Melody!)

The Hardest Words to Pronounce in the English Language

Whoa, Uranus Looks Pretty Messed Up Right Now

America's Pistachio Industry Came From a Single Seed (BOOP-stachios!)

              ~ and, finally ~

An extensive thread of short, clean jokes



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella. 

 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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Wednesday, February 6, 2019

February 6, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

                            I think the Denver Mint should charge an 
                            admission fee for tours of their facility. 
                            Think how much money they could make!
                            Man, I gotta start writing this stuff DOWN!


Top of the heap: Okay, in case you missed 'em, here's the Superbowl Ads
How much snow does it take to cancel schools?

Banned Baby Names

Amazing 3D Optical Illusions Created Using Makeup

The Best CBD Products of 2019

US Trivia

The Evolution of a William Shatner Face Mask

TV Meteorologists Performing Cold Weather Tricks (Thanks, Melody!)

40 Fun Things to Ask Alexa
Some pictures from last week's Polar Vortex (Brrrrrrrrrrrr!)

Movie Poster Photoshop Fails

Trippy pics at the LSD Archive at the Institute of Illegal Images

Grammar Myths That Are False

Flying Facts (Thanks again, Mel!)

A truly Irish way to defrost your windshield

The 25 Most Influential Movie Scenes of the Past 25 Years

Internet responds to anti-vaxxer question

Evil Packaging Designs



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella. 

 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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Wednesday, January 30, 2019

January 30, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

                            What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?


Top of the heap:  We may finally know what causes Alzheimer's - and how to stop it (Thanks, Spider!)

Wiki Loves Earth Photo Winners

This week's best headline

Answers to Every Question About Guide Dogs

Honest Covers For Classic Books

2019 Social Media Image Sizes Cheat Sheet

The Evolution of the Motorcycle

Why is my Gmail suddenly full? And what can I do about it?

YouTube URL Tricks You Should Know About

Amazing Facts That'll Change The Way You Look t History

Secret Menu Items At Your Favorite Restaurants

Trump's lawyer said there were "no plans" for Trump Tower Moscow.  Here they are.

How a Group of Daring Bootleggers Created NASCAR

Historic firsts of the 2019 Oscar nominations

Hang on for Breaking Bad, The Movie and (maybe) The Big Lebowski 2

The MAGA Hat Goes Beyond Politics, It's Become A Symbol Of Hate

Affordable U.S. Destinations

Affordable International Destinations

Here's the Medical Cannabis Commercial Super Bowl Ad CBS Refused to Run


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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Wednesday, January 23, 2019

January 23, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 


                            INTERVIEWER: What would you say are your st-
                            ME: Strengths? Making inferences from minimal data.
                            INTERVIEWER; Okay. And your we-
                            ME: Wheat allergies? None whatsoever.


Top of the heap: Holy Crap, the Moon Was Struck by a Meteorite During the Eclipse (Thanks, Spider!)

The 2018 Ocean Art Underwater Photo Contest Winners

A Few Photos To Remind You That Life Is Beautiful

Why the "Jaws" Shark is Not a Man-Eating Monster

The Nostalgia Effect (1980-2010)

Meet Wally, the Emotional Support Alligator

How to clean your gross earbuds

The '2009 vs. 2019' Meme Has Taken Over Social Media

24 maps that will change the way you see the world

Forget the dolphin found on Jupiter- there's also Mr. Hanky

10 Things You Should Never Clean with a Magic Eraser
Think it's cold where YOU live? BWAH-hahahahahaha! (Thanks, Melody)

Inside the complex, Hollywood-like world of building escape rooms

Psssst, Here's a Secret: We May Be Winning the War on Terrorism

Evolutionary Leftovers in the Human Body

Sorting out the TV resolution confusion

60 Genius Tattoos That Cover Up Scars and Birthmarks

The 15 Hardest Words to Spell



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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Wednesday, January 16, 2019

January 16, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 


                            I wonder if Popeye’s Chicken is fried in Olive Oil?

Top of the heap:  The 2018 International Drone Photography Contest Winners

Ellen DeGeneres' Solution to Stop Trump From Talking On and On

The World's Strongest Viagra

Read this if your browser tabs are a hot mess

40 Facts About Words That Will Make You Say 'OMG' (Thanks, Melody!)

The Silver Rule: Lessons in Self Care

Why Are National Parks Still Open? Nobody Knows
New Congressional Marijuana Bill is Actually Numbered H.R. 420 (Thanks, Laura!)

The Quest to Find - and Save - the World's Most Famous Shipwreck

Most Common Last Name in Every State (Thanks again, Mel!)

29 Movies You Need to See This Year

9 Things You Can No Longer Deduct From Your Taxes (oh, great)

New Research Claims That Octopuses Came From Space (not an Onion article, I swear)
A Short Course in Trump's History With Russia

Secrets of Perfumers

Physics explains why time passes faster as you age

Unthinkable: 50 Moments That Define an Improbable Presidency



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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Wednesday, January 9, 2019

January 9, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 


                            How do you reset your body back to its factory settings?
                            I’m asking for a friend.
                            Is it kale?
                            It’s kale, isn’t it?
                            Please don’t say it’s kale.


Top of the heap:  17 Random Acts of Kindness From Strangers

33 Useful Kitchen Tricks That Will Save You Hours

Scientists Just Melted a Hole Through 3,500 Feet of Ice to Reach a Mysterious Antarctic Lake
Ranking Vegetables By How Healthy They Are (yuck, yes, yuck, yuck, yuck, yes, yuck, yuck, yes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes, yes.)
 

What is glitter?

Mother-in-Law stories

We DARE You To Visit The Ruins of this Civil War Haunting Ground in Oklahoma

24 Photos From the Depths of the Internet That You'll Never Be Able to Unsee

Crimes That Got Hilariously Foiled By Instant Karma

Why eye contact is so powerful

On Being a Woman in America While Trying to Avoid Being Assaulted


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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