Wednesday, September 19, 2018

September 19, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 

                    Cauliflower tastes like someone ate a dozen hard boiled eggs, 
                    waited an hour, farted into the dirt, then tended that fart dirt 
                    lovingly for two months until it grew into a fart flower, harvested
                    it on the hottest, ripest day of the year, boiled it for 13 hours, and
                    then tried to fool people into thinking it tasted just like mashed potatoes.


Top of the heap: A global map of wind, weather, and ocean conditions (almost) in real-time

The 2018 Fall Foliage Prediction Map

American Democracy is in Crisis- a concise ranking of the damage Trump has done to our country

words and phrases people think are wrong, but are actually correct (Thanks, Melody!)

Information is Beautiful has some cool charts n'stuff

The Untold Stories of Paul McCartney

Star Wars' Biggest Blunder Isn't What You Think

The Not-So-Secret Power of Fandom

10 Famous Actors and Their Weirdest Film Choices

6 Animals With Jobs More Impressive Than Yours

An Entire Senior Class Aces Picture Day By Hilariously Dressing Up For Their IDs

Anatomy of a Trump Rally: 70% of claims are false, misleading, or lacking

Y'ever wonder Why 95.8% of Female Newscasters Have the Same Hair(Me neither)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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Wednesday, September 12, 2018

September 12, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 


                            Her: Undress me with your words.
                            Him: There’s a spider in your bra.


Top of the heap: NASA's 60th anniversary: all about the space agency's past, present, and future

Related: NASA's New Space Laser Will Track Earth's Vanishing Ice