Wednesday, February 14, 2018

February 14, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

            Summer Olympics:
                 Who can run the fastest?
                 Who can swim the fastest?
                 Who can jump the farthest?

            Winter Olympics:
                 Who can make it to the bottom of this Ice Slide of Death and SURVIVE?
                 Who can get around this rink without getting their hands SLICED OFF by everybody else's blades?
                 Can this guy do a 180-degree flip without DYING?


Top of the heap:  Evil Mad Scientist Valentines, 2018

I ♥ Gerrymandering: Valentines for the Love of Democracy

Nerdy Shoes

Winter Olympics, 2018: Figure Skating Jumps, Explained

Celebrity Facts You Might Not Know

Interesting stuff your dishwasher can (and shouldn't) do

20 Unusual (But Legit) Home Hacks

Albert Einstein's Forgotten Inventions

Six Teenagers Are Running For Governor of Kansas

Do you have tinnitus? (Me, too)  Try this

The Story of Honest Abe's Family Tree

Intel Made Smart Glasses That Look Normal

Anybody want to take a guess at what they used for snow in The Wizard of Oz?

What is 5G? Here are the basics

2000 Days on Mars With the Curiosity Rover



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 - Skip    _ಠ


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Wednesday, February 7, 2018

February 7, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                            The word “diputseromneve” may LOOK ridiculous,
                               but spelled backwards it’s even more stupid.


Top of the heap:  The Best 2018 Super Bowl Ads

Research About Hot Dogs, French Fries, and Other Nonsense

The Slick Science of Making Olympic Snow and Ice

50 Most Useful Alexa Skills

The Death of Shame, Or The Rise of Shamelessness?

Important Question: Does a Straw Have One Hole Or Two?

An Even More Important Question:  How Often Should You Wash Bath Towels?

But The Most Important Question: Can Whiskey Expire?

Hilarious Ways U.S. Movies Were Changed For Other Countries

Letter of Recommendation: Rodney Dangerfield

Y'ever wonder what the Record for the Highest Scoring Scrabble Move was? (me, neither)

Trump's words never before used in the State of the Union address

A Fascinating, Super Simple Explanation Of Why We Can't Divide By Zero

Taylor Swift Wants Her Money Back

"Unprecedented": 9 historians on why Trump's war with the FBI is so stunning

Concussion Protocol

Everything Rian Johnson Has Been Forced to Explain About The Last Jedi (So Far)

While You Are Tweeting About the Nunes Memo, Russia Is Plotting Its Midterms Attack

           ~ and, finally ~

What the Hell Did Han Solo Do to the Millennium Falcon?


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
   _ಠ



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Thursday, February 1, 2018

January 31, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


                                 A Vacation Haiku:

                                    puerto galera
                                    a great place to scuba dive
                                    but the coffee sucks

Top of the heap:  It's Never Okay To Do These Things    

Democrats Should Be More Like Superman

Star Wars Director Rian Johnson Explains Why the Reveal of Rey's Parents Was Crucial

7 Offbeat Mardi Gras Krewes (and where to see their parades this Carnival season)

There's a New Brightest Object in the Sky (well, next to the Sun and the Moon)

Facebook just created its own unit of time

Poles of Inaccessibility: the Remotest Places on Earth

Japanese Smartphone Nose-Hair Trimmer

How the president's immigration policy evolved from idiot symbols to lazy viciousness

The Secret History of the World's Most Expensive Spice (nope, not Victoria Beckham...)

The High-Tech Gear Olympians Will Be Wearing

Strange Biology QuestionsIt takes real imagination (or possibly marijuana) to come up with your dissertation project

5 Famous People Who Are Pure Madness on Social Media (besides Trump)

How Stupid Can You Be?  Watch and see

The myth of America's immigration problem (it's not a problem)

Science Explains Why You Are Not a "Morning Person" (unless, of course, you are)

12 Idioms That Get Lost in Translation

The 20 Greatest Movie Villains of All Time

Keep Up With Super Bowl Ads with the Super Bowl Lil Ad Tracker
        
 ~ and, finally ~

Why Steven Spielberg's West Side Story Remake is an Important Opportunity



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
                                                            
Skip
    ಠ_ಠ



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Wednesday, January 24, 2018

January 24, 2018

Website Wednesday
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                        Dystopian movies misled us into thinking that all of the 
                        corporations we would all be slaves to would have cool
                        cool names like “Cyberdyne Systems Corporation” or "Tyrell
                        Industries” instead of dorky ones like “amazon” or “disney”

Top of the heap:  Trump's negotiating skills are urban legends

6 Signs That Disney Is Trying To Take Over The World

The 100 Most Important Pop Culture Moments of the Last 10 Years

The mirrors at CES

Stop Holding Your Farts In - Here Are 7 Surprising Health Benefits Of Passing Gas
The Best Smart Home Gadgets from CES 2018

The new US tax law, explained with cereal (Thanks, Jack!)

Cleaning Hacks That'll Make You Say, "Why Didn't I Know About These Sooner?"

From the Genius to the Ridiculous: 20 Unbelievable Kitchen Gadgets

20 Facts So Funny They're Hard to Believe (Thanks, Melody!)

The Coldest Place on Earth

42 Clever Signs From The 2018 Women's March
A Roundup of The Strangest Moments of Trump's First Year in Office

Behind the Scenes Secrets of TV Meteorologists

New Details Emerge About Solo: A Star Wars Story

The Starbucks Logo Has a Secret You've Never Noticed

           and, finally...

If you discover extraterrestrials, who you gonna call?



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
    _ಠ


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Wednesday, January 17, 2018

January 17, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                            “Siri, why am I still single?”
                            *Siri activates the front camera


Top of the heap:  Here Are Your Cold Weather Conversation Starters For Today

17 Life-Changing Food Hacks Every Lazy Person Needs To Know

5 Hacks to Learn Things Faster

The must-see tech from CES 2018

Watch The History of the World Unfold on an Animated Map: From 200,000 BCE to Today

Tips For Typing Faster On Your Android Phone

The Strange History of One of the Internet's First Viral Videos

Mark Your Calendars for These 2018 Space Events, Astronomy Fans

This Optical Illusion Is Just  Four Blinking Dots And It's Still Breaking Our Brains

17 Charts to Help You Eat Healthy

New insights offered into mysterious, cosmic 'fast radio bursts' 3 billion light years away

PolitiFact's guide to fake news websites and what they peddle

10 Practical Tips For Staying Warm in Your Home and 9 That Are Just Plain Smart

Here's What You Actually Need in a Nuclear Survival Kit

How to Deal With Stupid

Donald Trump's Racism: The Definitive List

12 of the Daddest of Dads to Have Ever Dad (dadded?)




Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
    _ಠ



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