Wednesday, March 30, 2011

March 30, 2011

A philosopher once said: "Too soon old, too late wise." I say: "Too short young, too long stupid."
Top of the Heap:  TED Blog: 100 Websites You Should Know and Use  (obviously, SHOC again, must've been number 101)

Another Top of the Heap:  Amazing Ocean Creatures (especially the octopus at the end)  (Thanks, Kevin!)

iTunes - be very afraid!  Access your files from anywhere with Amazon’s newly launched Cloud Drive.

28 Songs You Know the Words To (but are too ashamed to admit it)

My Bad Parent is a photo blog dedicated to all the moms and dads out there who could use some good advice.

7 Excerpts From J.K. Rowling's New Books

101 Pringles Flavors From Around the World

Top 10 Unlikely Top 10 Hits

10 Public Places to Go for Free WiFi

The Unofficial Economics of Star Trek

The 150 Best Jests (compiled by the NY Post)  (Tip O'the hat to Tim "I-taught-him-everything-he-knows" Hunter)

5 Important People Who Were Screwed Out of History Books

With a name like this, it's probably not a good idea to be selling... wait, what??

Justice League movie coming in 2013?

11 Things the iPad Can and Cannot Replace

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

March 23, 2011

        I've finally given up on ever becoming
               a superhero. It's just not worth it.
               Do you have any idea how many things
               you have to let bite you before you
             eventually find one that's radioactive?
Top of the Heap:  Ever wonder if any movies were filmed in your neighborhood?  You can find out here

6 Real-World Jedi Mind Tricks Salesmen Are Using On You

Sorta related:  6 Words Advertisers Love (That Don't Mean a Damn Thing)

Seven Amazing Coral Reefs Made from Sunken Vehicles

Whoever said "dance like nobody is watching" obviously never watched this dude

Interesting:  Why I'm Never Going to Own a Home Again

A Goose Named Maria  (Thanks, Tally!)

Ramen Hacks: 30+ Easy Ways to Upgrade Your Instant Noodles

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

March 16, 2011

I'm beginning to think people on reality
shows are really the smart ones, since
you never catch them watching reality shows.

Top of the Heap: Google has put up a Crisis Response Page in the aftermath of the Earthquake and Tsunami(s) in Japan

Related: Incredible interactive before-and-after pictures of the devastation in Japan

Tired of hearing about Charlie Sheen? This Firefox and Chrome Add-On Erases Charlie Sheen from the Internet

(Cadbury Creme) Egg anyone's house with the Cad-a-Pult

11 Reasons Why Quidditch Kinda Sucks

How Vain is YOUR City? (Crap - LA didn't even make it to the Top Ten!) (Thanks, Barridawn!)

So theoretically, if you COULD kill and eat a Tyrannosaurus Rex, it'd taste like...? You guessed it!

10 Greatest Works of Graffiti Guerrilla Marketing

What happens when a chubby kid finally snaps at a high school bully (Yes-s-s-s-s!)

50 Common Latin Phrases Every College Student Should Know

Send a fax for free to anywhere in the US and/or Canada with FaxZero

Hobo Signs

The Bestest Hiding Place EVER! How to make your own Door Stash!

A History of Daylight Savings Time

6 Supervillain Devices You Can Make at Home

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

March 9, 2011

I'd like to teach the world to sing.
Then maybe we'd be able to avoid those
atrocious first few weeks of "American Idol."

Top of the Heap: The Charlie Sheen Soundboard of Crazy

Related: The 17 Craziest Charlie Sheen F*ck-ups of All Time

When Celebrities Meet Their SNL Impersonators

15 Great Jingles Written for Fake Brands (my favorite is the Fruity-Oaty Bar commercial)

So THIS is how my cursor works!

I have absolutely no idea what Boombah is, but it's a great time waster. Especially if YOU'RE wasted.

Nighty night... the bedtime calculator

Ninite allows you to install or update multiple apps at once

Growing up in Seattle, I've had pretty much all the rain I ever want. If YOU want some, try this

Listen to the music that best suits your mood or my activity with StereoMood

Listen to free music online with Grooveshark

Rules of Thumb

Curiously Addictive: Famous Objects From Classic Movies

Confessions From an Apple Store Employee

How to Sharpen Your Knife With a Coffee Cup

3D Images Without Those Stupid Glasses

Frugal Tips for Saving When Gas Prices Soar (kinda like now)

10 Coolest Underwater Places

40 Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Office Notes

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

March 2, 2011

            My life doesn't revolve around sex.
            Sex's immense gravitational field long ago
            sucked my life into its event horizon and
            shredded it into elementary particles.

Top of the Heap:  This. Changes. Everything.  How to Make Your Own Cadbury Creme Eggs

Take a ride on the Kentucky River Shanty Boat with a couple of self proclaimed morons (Thanks,Kevin!)

Hundreds of Tourist Photos, Weaved Into One tells you the exact time, down to the second, where you are currently (and a bunch of other places, too)

There's plenty of fish in the sea, but this is what describes my relationships

Best Fortune Cookie Ever (other than "That Wasn't Chicken")

Meet Maurice Tillet, the real world Shrek!

How to tell which loaf of bread is the freshest in the grocery store!5772514/how-to-tell-which-loaf-of-bread-is-the-freshest-in-the-grocery-store

5 Fictional Jobs That Seem Awesome, But Actually Suck

20 Habits That the iPad is Changing

Search and read WikiLeaks documents online at look4leaks

7 Movies That Ignored World Changing Discoveries

Every single episode of (the USA version of) "Whose Line Is It, Anyway?"