Wednesday, January 25, 2012

January 25, 2012

  They say the lottery is just a tax on stupidity, 
  but it only took me two minutes and a mere 
  20 bucks to win $5 on the Pick-Six scratch off!  
  So who's the stupid one now, bee-yotch? 
Top of the Heap: Most Important Scientific Study Ever; What About Farting Astronauts?

Greatest Unscripted Movie Moments (Thanks, Susie!)

Twenty Top Predictions for life 100 years from now (and we all know how accurate those are)

Six "Based on a True Story" Movies with Unpleasant Epilogues

This ought to help you stick to your diet: 11 Things Germier Than Toilet Seats

Launch Calendar: This Year's Space Mission Schedule

A fun-filled, downhill bike path.  Trust me - the Sphincter-Factor on this video is 9.6

Exposed: The Actors Inside Famous Costumes

The Biggest and the Best (according to these guys) Action Movies of 2012

Science Fact or Fantasy? The Feasibility of 20 Imaginary Worlds

10 Hand Gestures You Should Know When Traveling

The 9 Most Crystal Clear Waters on Earth (I'm heading to #1 thirteen weeks from today)

Some Stuff You Probably Don't Know About Winnie the Pooh

I used to joke about my sons snowboarding down a wall with snow on it.  These guys actually did it.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

January 18, 2012

  If you don't count  most of Europe, most of Asia, Hawaii, North
  and South America, Antarctica, and Australia, Alexander the 
  Great conquered the entire world by the age of 30.  By that 
  kind of thinking, I'm one of the wealthiest guys on the PLANET!     
Top of the Heap: I'm glad I'm going to Maldives (in 98 days) before they move the entire island nation to Australia

There are apps for this, but if you need to find your cellphone NOW, here's where to do it

Speaking of apps, this one's a bit bizarre... (Thanks, Melody!)

25 Celebrities With Whom You Can Go on a Cruise

12 Sci-Fi Film Locations You Can Actually Visit

12 MORE Sci-Fi Film Locations
You Can Actually Visit

Skyrim's Craziest Mods and Glitches

Set Up Your New Tablet, Phone, Camera and More the Right Way

The most insane surf footage you'll ever see

Drinking Games for the Mature Adult  (yeah, right)

The Most Extreme Super Bowl Party Recipes

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

January 11, 2012

  If I were a NASCAR driver, I'd switch on my left-turn 
  signal every so often just to confuse the competition. 
Top of the Heap:  From the guy who invented the "Breathe-Right" Nasal Strips...

College Humor tackles Battlestar Galactica (the good one)  (Thanks, Tally!)

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About The Moon

12 Things That Will Be Less Expensive in 2012

Stephen Hawking Understands Everything.  Except Women

USC’s Ski and Snowboard Team Thrashes Mammoth Mountain

The Big Question for 2012: Was There Ever Life on Mars?

Hair of the Dog: Now man's best friend can enjoy a pint and a Sunday roast as pub introduces beer for canines

Failed Flavors of Popular Snack Foods

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

January 4, 2012

  The probability that Van Morrison titled the song "Brown 
  Eyed Girl" because he couldn't remember her name: 67%

Top of the Heap:  If Famous Writers Had Written "Twilight"

The coolest clock you'll see all week, guarandamnteed.

Somebody call Kumar:  White Castle is considering selling booze

Ever wondered how much TSA security screening accomplishes?

Congratulations, Saginaw!  You're at the top (bottom?) of the list of the Most Dangerous Cities in America. (LA? Not even on the list!)

Katy Perry donates her boobs to charity.  Incidentally, I want tattoo lady's job.

Everything You'll Hate About the new Facebook Timeline, and How to Enable It With One Click

Hilarious Prank Letters to Corporations

"Did I ever tell you about the time...?"

Here's a newsflash:  Celebrity Gossip is Making Us Stupider

A couple "End of the Year" posts I missed last week:

Winning!  The Year in Mostly Annoying Quotes and Catchphrases

The Top Scientific Discoveries of 2011

And, looking forward:

The Ultimate Adventure Bucket List for 2012

The 10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2012

49 Funny Things to Look Forward To in 2012

2012 Economic Outlook: Why Things Are Better Than We Think

What's In and What's Out for 2012

This'll come in handy - Mark your 2012 Calendar for some SERIOUS geeking out!