Wednesday, June 21, 2017

June 21, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    We take it for granted today, 
                    but a single Dorito has more 
                    extreme nacho flavor than a 
                    peasant in the 1400’s would 
                    get in his entire lifetime.


Top of the heap:  I'm going to this! NASA's super-accurate map of the 2017 eclipse

A Mexican Town Is Giving Americans Something Donald Trump Can't: Affordable Dental Care  

50+ of the Coolest Things You Didn't Know About Netflix
Rare historical photos you've (probably) never seen

Genius Traveling Tips From a Globetrotter

The Most Bizarre or Embarrassing Landmark From Every State

Y'ever wonder why mattresses come with warning tags(yeah, me neither)                                                           

Bar Trivia: 30 Facts About Cheers

101 Ways to Make Your Kids Smarter

Aerial attack at Disneyland

2-Minute Yoga to help your legs and lower back

Some Cool Keyboard Tricks Few People Know About

Thanks, Trump.

cya, noobs - internet slang words and acronyms - ofc snatched, snmp, ight?

10 Nutty Proposals to Save the Planet

This is Why Your Baby Doesn't Sleep Through the Night

The stories behind George, Washington and other small town names



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

June 14, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


                    I never run with scissors.
                    Those last two words were unnecessary.



Top of the heap:  Genius Solutions For Your Hot Summer Car Problems

The very humbly-titled "Most Brilliant Life Hacks Ever Devised"

Love Cotton Candy? Thank a Dentist!

Hey, Gary! Looks like you were finally caught on video!

Photoshop requests, fulfilled hysterically

And now, for something a little less uplifting, the most likely nuclear strike targets in the U.S.
10 Larger-Than-Life Facts About Andre the Giant ("Anybody want a peanut?")

Ever seen a walking fish? (You have now...)

25 of the strangest things people have done in a job interview (Thanks, Melody!)

The Real People Behind 9 Characters You Thought Were Fictional

The Most Successful Movies in History

Myths About War You Believe (Because Of Movies)

Planetarium, and a brief history of space music

All 213 Beatles Songs, Ranked From Worst to Best (or, An Instant Way to Start a Fight)

The Nine Scariest-Ass Things About Owning a House

How to Fall To Your Death and Live to Tell the Tale

Apple's 12 Best Apps of 2017 (so far)


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

June 7, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    I haven’t eaten an apple in days.
                    The doctors are closing in.
                    My barricade won’t last much longer.
                    They’re coming.
                    Tell my family I love th-


Top of the heap:  Fly Over Jupiter With NASA's Juno Spacecraft

Son of Top of the heap: Planning on traveling between 8/22 and 12/13?  Plan Ahead!  (Thanks, Melody!)

The Untold Tale of the Comics Story That Redefined Wonder Woman

When Did the Do Not Call List Stop Working?

15 Hilariously Effective Baits Used by Fishermen

Will Robots Take Your Job? Enter your occupation and find what the future holds

The 50 Best TV Theme Songs of All Time - with YouTube links (I don't quite agree with the order, but it's a good list!)

7 TV Characters Killed Off Out of Spite

The Coolest Minerals, Rocks, and Gemstones in the US

Drive-In and Chill: The Unlikely Comeback of the Drive-In Movie

15 minutes of pretty cool and incredibly useful hacks

For the geek that has everything (except the 80 bucks to spend on this) (Thanks, Joan!)

How to Avoid the Most Common Motorcycle Accidents

Not the first time the Japanese have made a surprise visit to Hawaii...

50 Funny Wi-Fi Names for Your Network SSID

The Most Dangerous GoPro Footage, ever!



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

May 31, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


                    Statistics show that 69% of people find 
                    something dirty in everything they read.


Top of the heap:  Talk Obama To Me

26 Google Maps Tricks You Need to Try

13  side-by-side portraits of people over 100 with their younger selves.

This is what it's like to be struck by lightning

After all this time, Top Gun 2 is officially happening, and we MIGHT even get a Spaceballs 2

What Americans can learn about the soothing British ritual of tea time

The Madness and Science Behind the Trump Handshake10 Facts About The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

The definitive preview of Star Wars: The Last Jedi
The right way to watch Star Wars

The debuts and performances of 20 early stars (from Buster Keaton to Jimi Hendrix)

The Ultimate List of Wonderfully Specific Museums

Fun with Photoshop

10 Unusual Uses for Tennis Balls

People Share the One Experience That Completely Changed Their Perspective on Life



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, May 24, 2017

May 24, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    Sometimes, I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion.

                    Neutral.

                    As in …

                    without an ion


Top of the heap:  A-a-a-a-a-n-n-nd, the Headline of the Week goes to...

21 Rules of Thumb Every Adult Should Know

22 Odd But Brilliant Things on Amazon (That Even Hard-To-Please People Will Love)

Android Battery Killers: 10 Worst Apps That Drain Phone Battery

Borderline Genius Ideas For Anyone Who Camps With Their Car
How Not To Be "That Guy" When Invited On a Friend's Boat

Slang Terms For Sex From the Last 600 Years

15 Common Misconceptions About Your Home

75 Insanely Clever DIY's Every Parent Will Wish They Knew About Sooner

Paramedic's Response to "Burger Flippers" Making an Equal $15/hour is Beautiful

6 Facts That Will Clear Up Your Confusing Life

Trump's Worst Nightmare - some background on Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

...and, COMPLETELY unrelated - A Short History of Presidential Obstruction of Justice

I didn't think there WAS something like Non-Italian Hand Gestures

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
Skip
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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

May 17, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    SKETCH ARTIST: (holds up a drawing of a single bit of straw)
                    CAMEL: (in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes) That’s him!


Top of the heap:  14 Mind-Blowing Tool Hacks

17 Reasons Why You Should Never Tip Servers 20%

Playing with a Craigslist Scammer

10 Things That Will Soon Disappear Forever (and 7 that refuse to die)

Epic Godfather Reunion Leads to Brando Stories, On-Set Secrets

50 years of visionary SciFi Computer Interface Designs

Ever wonder what's inside an Etch-A-Sketch?

This Is How Our Favorite Foods Look In Their Natural Habitat

10 of the Best Things You Can Do With The Amazon Echo

Bill Clinton Teams With James Patterson to Write White House Thriller

21 Things Everyone Will Probably Be Wearing Again Soon

The Best Dog Food Reviews of 2017

The 20 Best Small Towns to Visit in 2017

Real or Rumor? The Hotel del Coronado

15 Things You Should Know About Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights

The Hatfields and the McCoys - what the feud was all about



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, May 10, 2017

May 10, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    STUDENT: Hey, can I do something to help my grade?
                    TEACHER: Uh, it’s May.
                    STUDENT: LOL sorry. MAY I do something to help my grade?


Top of the heap:  7 Things You Didn't Know Your Smartphone Could Do
How to Draw Your Hand in 3D (your kids are gonna love this)

Those untranslatable emotions you never knew you had

Things that hotels don't tell you

Step Away From the Juice Bar

Use This Trick To Figure Out If You Smell

Heartwarming Story: Bringing the Invisible to Life

Virtual Reality - A promising alternative to painkillers

10 Crime-Fighting Tricks The Bad Guys Didn't See Coming

If You Like Music, You Should Get a Perfect Score on This Quiz

66 Massive Gaffes From Prince Phillip

Jenny vs. Spencer - the Massive Whiteboard Feud
Tenderest Steak in Town  (Man, I've seen cows burned worse than that that LIVED!)

18 Shocking Regional Differences in America

Finally. A not-so-bad story about an airline

60 Facts About The Star Wars Universe


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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