Wednesday, December 13, 2017

December 13, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                He’s making a list
                And checking it twice
                He’s making a list
                And checking it thrice
                Santa Claus has got OCD

Top of the heap:  The Best of the Web, 2017 (Thanks, Billy!)

12 Classic Office Holiday Party Guests

10 Holiday Controversies

Cognitive Dissonance - Alt-Right women are upset at how they are being treated by Alt-Right men

N-Zeed Police Release the Most Entertaining Recruitment Video Ever

29 Facts You Might Not Know About A Christmas Story

Rookie Relationship Mistakes You Made When You Were Young and Stupid

6 Grammar Lessons Hidden in Christmas Songs

Every Christmas Horror Movie Ranked (Hint: there are 79 of 'em)

12 Bizarre Inspirations Behind Star Wars Movie Characters

I'm doing this now! Why Pineapples are the New Christmas Trees

A New Optical Illusion Has Just Been Discovered

Meet Siri

Lowe's Store Does Something Stunning

The Dark Side of Charisma

28 Psych Experiments That Revealed Uncomfortable Truths


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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Wednesday, December 6, 2017

December 6, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


                  Wouldn’t it be nice if we could still just go to the nurse’s office and just lie down for an hour?


Top of the heap:  Cinema's Greatest Scene: Casablanca and "La Marseillaise"

Jedi Confidential: Inside the Dark New Star Wars Movie

Speaking of which, watch a dorky young Mark Hamill trying to promote Star Wars in 1976

Nathan Fillion's Twitter is pretty amusing

Stranger Things Renewed for Season Three on Netflix

Amazing, Pimped-Out Wheelchairs
The Fear the Walking Dead Reboot Will Finally Be The Walking Dead Spin-Off We Wanted

Just Sizzling Bacon

The Coldest Permanently Inhabited Place on Earth (not just no, but hell-l-l-l-l no...)

Figure out the combination
The roller coaster than can help you pass kidney stones

23 Things You Just Wouldn't Know if Not For Social Media
9 Flowcharts to Help You Navigate the Christmas Season
Get a load of the White House Christmas decor

Defy Gravity with the Invisible Box Challenge (Thanks, Melody!)

21 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of Mall Santas



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

November 29, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

            
                            When one door closes, another opens.
                            When one door closes, another opens.
                            When one door closes, another opens.

                            -       Me, eating through a chocolate advent calendar


Top of the heap:  The Top Health Benefits of Coffee

Christian Theologians Challenge the Corruption of U.S. Christianity
Looking for stuff to binge watch? Here y'go...

21 Things That Will Make You Miss the Heck Out of Elementary School

Netflix's New Releases Coming in December, 2017

The Full 2017 Schedule of Christmas Movies and TV SpecialsHere's a Path to Medicare for (Almost) All That Isn't Doomed to Fail

The Longest Songs of Classic Rock (Thanks, Melody!)

Here are 7 Airports More Interesting Than the One You're Stuck In

A Day in Pompeii - animation

The Amazing Benefits of Sleeping Naked

12 Secrets of FedEx Delivery Drivers

How to win at Monopoly

All you need to know about battery life hacks

8 Surprising Things You May Be Doing While Asleep

13 Questions to Ask Before Getting Married

10 Heartwarming Facts About The Miracle on 34th Street

The Little Drummer Boy Challenge - THE ultimate test of your Christmas music avoidance skills



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, November 22, 2017

November 22, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                        I should be ashamed of my behavior.
                        Let’s be clear. I’m not, but I should be.


Top of the heap:  24 Things People Should, But Don't, Tell You About Having Kids

50 Facts About Stranger Things  (but no spoilers)

Five Famous News Stories You Didn't Know Had Insane Epilogues

11 Things You Might Not Know About The Marine Corps (Hoo Rah)

What Life is Like Under Kim Jong Un  (okay, one more thing I'm thankful for)

Juuling: The most widespread phenomenon you've never heard of

Your laptop probably has 3D spacial sound and it's awesome

What if You Knew Alzheimer's Was Coming For You?

The Oddest Job Elvis Presley Ever Had


And, in honor of Thanksgiving (USA tomorrow):

Flaming Hot Cheetos Turkey, and other recipes for stoned Millenials

15 Thanksgiving Dinner Disasters (and how to avoid them)

The Tricky Origins of Turkey Day

All the Black Friday Deals we can find

9 Vintage Thanksgiving Side Dishes We Shouldn't Bring Back

The True Story Behind Plymouth Rock

12 Pieces of 100-Year Old Advice for Dealing With Your In-Laws

10 Tricks Retailers Will Try To Use On Black Friday

The Strangest Calls to the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line

      and, finally, 

Family Thanksgiving with Giada De Laurentiis



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

November 15, 2017

Website Wednesday
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                       
                            I just wish Medusa would stop objectifying people.


Top of the heap:  NASA Wants to Probe Deeper Into Uranus Than Ever Before  (Someone was just waiting for the chance to write this headline)

Every Major Pop-Culture Reference in Stranger Things 2, From A to Z

Entries from the 2017 National Geographic Nature Photographer of the Year Contest

This Coffee Puzzle is Completely Baffling the Internet (Thanks, Melody!)

Top Tips For Your New Amazon Echo

The Best British Isles Film & TV Locations You Can Actually Visit

13 Little Body Tricks

Arguing With Idiots: Your Basic Debating Cheat Sheet

The 5 Worst Things About Being a Genius

Royal Caribbean's high-tech ship lets you be lazier than ever 
6 Science-Backed Tips to Impress Everyone You Meet

The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards are back!

The True History of the Orient Express

The Zombie Diseases of Climate Change

The Twisted, Ever-Morphing Timeline of the Ties Between Donald Trump and Russia
The History of America's Spy Agencies

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, November 8, 2017

November 8, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    I like going to Subway because I get to feel 
                    like I’m making a healthy decision when I 
                    order a loaf of bread with 12 meatballs on it.

Top of the heap:  How to Sign Up For Health Insurance This Year

124 Amazing Facts For People Who Like Amazing Facts (Thanks, Melody!)

These Are The Driving Rules That Everyone Ignores

The Safest Bunker in America

Attention, Women: here are some male secrets

These 3 Surprising Workouts Are the Best For Your Health

An Alternative to Burial and Cremation is Gaining Popularity

2017's Best and Worst Cities For Football Fans

2017's Best Baseball Cities

"Earth has Shifted" - Inuit Elders Issue Warning to NASA and the World

Why Clocks "Falling Back" Are Good For Your Brain

Unconventional Domino Tricks

The Long, Strange History of People Filing Flying Saucer Patents

Elon Musk unveils where he hopes to send you and your car off to work at 150 mph (Thanks, Billy!)

10 Things Wal-Mart Has Banned

How Lobbying Works

How to Make Perfect Fried Eggs  (thanks, Chef!)

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Graveyard


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
Skip
    _ಠ



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