Wednesday, May 17, 2017

May 17, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    SKETCH ARTIST: (holds up a drawing of a single bit of straw)
                    CAMEL: (in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes) That’s him!


Top of the heap:  14 Mind-Blowing Tool Hacks

17 Reasons Why You Should Never Tip Servers 20%

Playing with a Craigslist Scammer

10 Things That Will Soon Disappear Forever (and 7 that refuse to die)

Epic Godfather Reunion Leads to Brando Stories, On-Set Secrets

50 years of visionary SciFi Computer Interface Designs

Ever wonder what's inside an Etch-A-Sketch?

This Is How Our Favorite Foods Look In Their Natural Habitat

10 of the Best Things You Can Do With The Amazon Echo

Bill Clinton Teams With James Patterson to Write White House Thriller

21 Things Everyone Will Probably Be Wearing Again Soon

The Best Dog Food Reviews of 2017

The 20 Best Small Towns to Visit in 2017

Real or Rumor? The Hotel del Coronado

15 Things You Should Know About Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights

The Hatfields and the McCoys - what the feud was all about



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, May 10, 2017

May 10, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    STUDENT: Hey, can I do something to help my grade?
                    TEACHER: Uh, it’s May.
                    STUDENT: LOL sorry. MAY I do something to help my grade?


Top of the heap:  7 Things You Didn't Know Your Smartphone Could Do
How to Draw Your Hand in 3D (your kids are gonna love this)

Those untranslatable emotions you never knew you had

Things that hotels don't tell you

Step Away From the Juice Bar

Use This Trick To Figure Out If You Smell

Heartwarming Story: Bringing the Invisible to Life

Virtual Reality - A promising alternative to painkillers

10 Crime-Fighting Tricks The Bad Guys Didn't See Coming

If You Like Music, You Should Get a Perfect Score on This Quiz

66 Massive Gaffes From Prince Phillip

Jenny vs. Spencer - the Massive Whiteboard Feud
Tenderest Steak in Town  (Man, I've seen cows burned worse than that that LIVED!)

18 Shocking Regional Differences in America

Finally. A not-so-bad story about an airline

60 Facts About The Star Wars Universe


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

May 3, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    Whoever it was that said, “No man is an island” 
                    has obviously never seen my stomach in the bathtub.


Top of the heap:  Want to get faster, easier customer service? Try GetHuman!

40 Cleaning Hacks That Will Clean Your Car Better (And Faster) Than You Ever Have

Brave divers rescue injured shark

The 20 Most Popular Books Throughout History

How to heal cracked fingertips

Rules That Nobody Talks About But Everybody Does

10 Easy-to-Grow Plants for First-Time Gardeners

The FCC Wants Your Comments on Their Plan to Kill Net Neutrality. You Know What to Do.

The Memes From Trump's First 100 Days (clinging to laughter from A to Z)

Austin Powers at 20: a shagadelic oral history

Can you find the hidden snake in this photo? (Thanks, Lawrence!)

Plucked From Obscurity: A Device to Foil Unwanted Paparazzi
The History of the NASA wake-up call



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

April 26, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


                    It’s really interesting to be alive in America at this point in history 
                    because it’s like the collapse of the Roman Empire, but with WiFi.


Top of the heap:  The Web's Funniest Stories  (this should keep you busy for days)

The Top 10 Misconceptions About the Titanic

Spaceships in Alderaan Places - 100 Vehicles From Star Wars (Thanks, Rynier)

World Champion Freedivers, Stunt Doubles, and Sharks (Thanks, Beth!)

Joaquin Murietta - The Real Zorro?

Rethinking Critical Thinking With the Help of Carl Sagan

Stop Worrying That You Worry Too Much

19 Fictional Characters Whose Names You Don't Know

10 Things You Should Never Do to Your Lawn

New Super-Earth May Be the Best Bet Yet for Finding Signs of Extraterrestrial Life

Got a big tax refund? Here's what you should - and shouldn't - do with it

14 Simple Ways to Actually Improve Your Handwriting

A Letter to the Administrator of the EPA (from a 30-year employee who is heading out the door)

Bizarre Sports News From North Korea


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

April 19, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and 
                    quiet… nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney Fife, 
                    Floyd the Barber, Howard, Gomer, Goober, Sam, Ernest T. 
                    Bass, the entire Darlin family, Helen Crump, Thelma Lou, 
                    Clara… The only married one was Otis, and he stayed drunk.


Top of the heap:  How to stop those annoying, endless robocalls to your smartphone

Here are the Reasons Not To Be An Organ Donor

Test Your Boob IQ With This Quiz (I got 11 out of 13)

Here's yet another reason to own your own tank!

The Education of Donald J. Trump

The Raiders - Sin City or Bust

Here's what happens to your body when you walk those 10,000 steps

NASA tells us where we're most likely to find life in our Solar System

A Letter to the EPA Administrator (from a 30-year employee who is heading out the door)

Hollywood Logic Explained in Charts

7 Epic Magician Rivalries

Dawn Wells: Forever Mary Ann

Amazing Things About Star Trek: First Contact

70 Intricate Details You Never Knew About the Harry Potter Movies

Traveling this summer?  Here are the cheapest days to fly



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

April 12, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    I have this great idea for a children’s book 
                    about an irrepressibly curious monkey who 
                    goes on a journey and along the way he 
                    meets a West Nile mosquito, a killer African 
                    bee, a civet cat, a Gambian rat, a prairie 
                    dog, and a mad cow. It’s called “Curious 
                    George Repeatedly Goes to The Hospital.”


Top of the heap:  A step-by-step guide to performing CPR

Top of the heap 2: Here's How To Save Yourself If You're Alone and Choking

10+ Kids Who Clearly Didn’t Want To Have A Brother Or Sister

North Sentinel Island – The Island of Death

How Does Google Maps Know Where Traffic Is?

32 Things That Literally Everyone Has Done Before In Their Life

9 Creative Ways to Enjoy Cadbury Creme Eggs

How Gross Are Your Food Habits?

Useful: Stop videos from auto-playing in your Chrome browser
The 5 Creepiest Disappearances That Nobody Can Explain

The greatest Amazon review I've ever read

13 bizarre things you can do with a can of Coke (Thanks, Mel!)

Cool uses for pool noodles  (other than, you know, to keep from drowning)

This MIT grad is going to fix your sucky bra 

12 Amazing Google Photo Features You Didn't Know About

The Evolution of Computer Screens

An interactive experience of a real house fire



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, April 5, 2017

April 5, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    Me: "Hey! What do you call a midget fortune-teller who just escaped from prison?"
                    Starbucks Barista: "Ummm, I don’t know, what?"
                    Me: "A Tall Grande at Venti!"

                    I’m not allowed in that Starbucks anymore.


Top of the heap:  34 Clever Uses For Coffee Filters (other than making coffee)

A Few Tips, Tricks And Hacks That Will Make Your Life A Whole Lot Easier

12 Amazing Underground Destinations to Visit

John Oliver Dives Into The United States' Conflicting Laws On Marijuana.

Bored? Try the Twilight Zone Plot Generator

The Story Behind Take Me Out To The Ball Game (Also: Lost Verses!)

21 Famous Movie Scenes with the Added Benefit of Photoshop

The secret monopoly behind America's outrageous drug prices

Bare Skin! "Hussies!" Miss America's Scandalous Beginnings

Transdniestria - The Country That Doesn't Exist

Who Owns Your Face? Apparently, not you.

The Soul-Sucking, Attention-Eating Black Hole of the Trump Presidency

Cold Comfort: How to Best Use Your Freezer

Where Are You Really From? Not as easy a question as you might think

What Really Happens When Someone Wins A Game Show



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

March 29, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    We’ve all heard that those little plastic-ringy-things on
                    six-packs of soda and beer cans can be dangerous for
                    waterfowl, and I’m totally on board with finding some sort
                    of viable, eco-friendly alternative. In the meantime, does
                    anyone know how much I can get for a six-pack of ducks?


Top of the heap:  17 Little One-Minute Hacks That'll Improve Your Life Instantly

Skipping chemo for an End-Of-Life road trip

Dropbox vs. Google Drive vs. OneDrive: Which Cloud Storage Is Best for You?

Pinterest Kitchen Hacks – What Works and What Doesn’t

14 terrifying tourist attractions that will make your stomach drop (Thanks, Melody!)

How to decide which apps to delete from your phone

Literally 100 Really Funny Game Of Thrones Jokes, Memes, and Puns (but you have to know the show to get the jokes)

A look into the most famously odd Spite Houses

Here are the ages you peak at everything 
30 passionate but pointless arguments

This $5900 office chair is supposed to counteract the ill effects of sitting at work

Neuroscience reveals 4 rituals that will make you stress-free (or at least reduce it) 
This years clunkers - 10 of the Lowest-Rated Cars for 2017

How Disney Saved Musicals for a New Generation

The Haunting Face of a Man Who Lived 700 Years Ago
Considering sneaking into North Korea? Here are 10 Things You Should Know (other than, "don't do it")

The Soul-Sucking, Attention-Eating Black Hole of the Trump Presidency

Your Complete DC Comics Superhero Movie Release Calendar

The 50 Tools Everyone Should Own



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

March 22, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    Okay, so wait… if, according the “Beauty and the Beast,” it doesn’t matter
                    what’s on the outside, why does he turn back into a handsome prince?



Top of the heap: Johnny Weissmuller: Everybody's Favorite Tarzan 

10 Competitive Eating Challenges at Restaurants in the U.S.

Going to jail? Buy an upgraded prison sentence

Life-Saving (and Cool) Toddler Hacks for Parents

Cool License Plates From the Movies

Future Pandemics – What could be coming next

Sticking Around: Welcome to the La Brea Tar Pits (literally, "The The Tar Tar Pits")

Unspeakable Realities Block Universal Health Coverage In America

Car Features That You Have To Be At Least 40 To Remember

Animal Myths and Misconceptions

Why Chess Fans Hate the Movies

What America Could Be Losing Out On Because Of The Proposed Trump Budget Cuts
    Well, there's the food programs
         ...funding for Appalachia (and his allies in coal country are livid)
              ...the US National Endowment for the Arts 
                    ...200,000 federal jobs...

Goodbye boot and hello T-Rex: Monopoly kicks out three classic game tokens

The Most Dangerous Countries for American Tourists

51 Pictures That Are Guaranteed To Make Every Teacher Laugh

The Best Free Throw Line Distractions Throughout NCAA History

6 Secrets of Supermarkets

How the World has Changed Since You Were Born

11 Interesting Facts About Being on the Service Staff at the White House

"London Bridge Is Down": the secret plan for the days after the Queen’s death

Xenu’s Paradox: The Fiction of L. Ron Hubbard and the Making of Scientology



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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