February 27, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Do ever feel like your body’s “Check Engine” light has been on

                            for a while, but you’re still driving it like, “Nah, it’ll be fine”?

Top of the heap:  'Dragon Aurora' dancing over Iceland captured in stunning photo  (Thanks, Laura!)

The Best Portable Apps That Require No Installation

What this Clam Does Next WON'T Shock You!

Anybody want to go to a Time Traveler Party? You can't be late!

Florida brewery unveils six-pack rings that feed sea turtles rather than kill them (Thanks, Champ!)

What you need to know about Trump's attacks on the Federal Family Planning Program

If We Find Aliens, This Is the Protocol For Announcing It to the World

Even if we never see the Mueller report, there's plenty of it already in plain view

18 Ways You're Using Your Microwave All Wrong

"Border Lies" - Randy Rainbow's new parody song

Being a Best Friend to Your Dog

This Spider's Eyes Still Glow, 110 Million Years Later

The Great Glass Coffin Scam: When Hucksters Sold the Fantasy of Death Without Decay

The Americans Who Live in a Bubble

The story of the Toxic Lady

Why we wear pants

Why Is the Genie in 'Aladdin' Blue?

56 Rare, Groovy Photos

How to Be a Local Character: Five Basic Examples

The Most Sinful States in America (C'mon, Vermont... it's like you're not even trying)

Drones are changing the way police respond to 911 calls

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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February 20, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            It’s important to remember that we, as a species, made

                            our debut onto the galactic stage by sending unsolicited

                            nudes, a mixtape, and directions back to our place.

Top of the heap:  The Coolest Secret Location in Each State

New 'tent' makes it possible to camp underwater (Thanks, Daniel!) 

R.I.P Opportunity, 2014-2019

Does Laughter Hold the Key to Human Consciousness?

The official fast food French fry power rankings

Every Oscar Best Picture Winner, Ranked

A Weak and Rambling President Declares a Fake National Emergency

Bizarre and Beautiful Love Letters From the Early American Presidents

Severus Snape and the Possible Photoshoot

Why the $1 Doesn't Change

Wanna know how much a ticket to Mars is gonna cost?

Some stuff Alexa can remember for you

Donald Trump Has Effectively Killed the 69/Nice Joke

Y'ever wonder what's at the end of the Universe?

Great White Sharks May Have Been To Blame For Megalodon's Extinction

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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February 13, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Everything I need to know I learned in Kindergarten.

                            Except what to do with pliers, a blowtorch, and fire ants once

                            Peter Stewart, the school bully, was hog-tied in the boiler room.

Top of the heap:  111 Most Useful Websites on the Internet

19 Good Intentions With Unintentionally Terrible Results

Y'ever wonder Which Condiments Need to Be Refrigerated?  (me, neither)

The Strangest Fact About Every U.S. State

Are you tone deaf? Take the test!

Impossibly Cool Products For The Most Boring Parts Of Your Home

Corrected Mars Recruitment Posters From NASA

Secrets Disney Employees Won't Tell You

Whaddya know? There's a Strong Ethical Case For Wearing Leather and Fur
5 ways Alexa can help your kids do their homework

AOC explains our broken system

This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex, then feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day

Here's why you can't tickle yourself (Thanks, Spider!)

40 Words That Didn't Exist 40 Years Ago (Thanks, Melody!)

The Hardest Words to Pronounce in the English Language

Whoa, Uranus Looks Pretty Messed Up Right Now

America's Pistachio Industry Came From a Single Seed (BOOP-stachios!)

              ~ and, finally ~

An extensive thread of short, clean jokes

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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February 6, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            I think the Denver Mint should charge an 

                            admission fee for tours of their facility. 

                            Think how much money they could make!

                            Man, I gotta start writing this stuff DOWN!

Top of the heap: Okay, in case you missed 'em, here's the Superbowl Ads
How much snow does it take to cancel schools?

Banned Baby Names

Amazing 3D Optical Illusions Created Using Makeup

The Best CBD Products of 2019

US Trivia

The Evolution of a William Shatner Face Mask

TV Meteorologists Performing Cold Weather Tricks (Thanks, Melody!)

40 Fun Things to Ask Alexa
Some pictures from last week's Polar Vortex (Brrrrrrrrrrrr!)

Movie Poster Photoshop Fails

Trippy pics at the LSD Archive at the Institute of Illegal Images

Grammar Myths That Are False

Flying Facts (Thanks again, Mel!)

A truly Irish way to defrost your windshield

The 25 Most Influential Movie Scenes of the Past 25 Years

Internet responds to anti-vaxxer question

Evil Packaging Designs

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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