February 13, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Everything I need to know I learned in Kindergarten.

                            Except what to do with pliers, a blowtorch, and fire ants once

                            Peter Stewart, the school bully, was hog-tied in the boiler room.

Top of the heap:  111 Most Useful Websites on the Internet

19 Good Intentions With Unintentionally Terrible Results

Y'ever wonder Which Condiments Need to Be Refrigerated?  (me, neither)

The Strangest Fact About Every U.S. State

Are you tone deaf? Take the test!

Impossibly Cool Products For The Most Boring Parts Of Your Home

Corrected Mars Recruitment Posters From NASA

Secrets Disney Employees Won't Tell You

Whaddya know? There's a Strong Ethical Case For Wearing Leather and Fur
5 ways Alexa can help your kids do their homework

AOC explains our broken system

This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex, then feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day

Here's why you can't tickle yourself (Thanks, Spider!)

40 Words That Didn't Exist 40 Years Ago (Thanks, Melody!)

The Hardest Words to Pronounce in the English Language

Whoa, Uranus Looks Pretty Messed Up Right Now

America's Pistachio Industry Came From a Single Seed (BOOP-stachios!)

              ~ and, finally ~

An extensive thread of short, clean jokes

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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