February 20, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            It’s important to remember that we, as a species, made

                            our debut onto the galactic stage by sending unsolicited

                            nudes, a mixtape, and directions back to our place.

Top of the heap:  The Coolest Secret Location in Each State

New 'tent' makes it possible to camp underwater (Thanks, Daniel!) 

R.I.P Opportunity, 2014-2019

Does Laughter Hold the Key to Human Consciousness?

The official fast food French fry power rankings

Every Oscar Best Picture Winner, Ranked

A Weak and Rambling President Declares a Fake National Emergency

Bizarre and Beautiful Love Letters From the Early American Presidents

Severus Snape and the Possible Photoshoot

Why the $1 Doesn't Change

Wanna know how much a ticket to Mars is gonna cost?

Some stuff Alexa can remember for you

Donald Trump Has Effectively Killed the 69/Nice Joke

Y'ever wonder what's at the end of the Universe?

Great White Sharks May Have Been To Blame For Megalodon's Extinction

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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