February 27, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Do ever feel like your body’s “Check Engine” light has been on

                            for a while, but you’re still driving it like, “Nah, it’ll be fine”?

Top of the heap:  'Dragon Aurora' dancing over Iceland captured in stunning photo  (Thanks, Laura!)

The Best Portable Apps That Require No Installation

What this Clam Does Next WON'T Shock You!

Anybody want to go to a Time Traveler Party? You can't be late!

Florida brewery unveils six-pack rings that feed sea turtles rather than kill them (Thanks, Champ!)

What you need to know about Trump's attacks on the Federal Family Planning Program

If We Find Aliens, This Is the Protocol For Announcing It to the World

Even if we never see the Mueller report, there's plenty of it already in plain view

18 Ways You're Using Your Microwave All Wrong

"Border Lies" - Randy Rainbow's new parody song

Being a Best Friend to Your Dog

This Spider's Eyes Still Glow, 110 Million Years Later

The Great Glass Coffin Scam: When Hucksters Sold the Fantasy of Death Without Decay

The Americans Who Live in a Bubble

The story of the Toxic Lady

Why we wear pants

Why Is the Genie in 'Aladdin' Blue?

56 Rare, Groovy Photos

How to Be a Local Character: Five Basic Examples

The Most Sinful States in America (C'mon, Vermont... it's like you're not even trying)

Drones are changing the way police respond to 911 calls

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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