July 25, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    As his name is not “Biggest Bird,” 

                    are we to understand that Sesame

                    Street is home to at least one, if not 

                    more, truly immense, unseen birds?

Top of the heap:  The Most Spectacular Astronomy Images of 2018(The winners of the Astronomy Photographer of the Year will be announced in October)

Welcome to the Airport of the Future

The Funniest Signsfrom Around the Internet (Thanks, David)

The Top 10 Excel Double Click Mouse Tricks

33 Clever Copycat RecipesFor Your Favorite Chain Restaurants

A list of all the Fanta flavorsfrom around the world

50 Things to Know About Aquaman(specifically, the movie coming out this December)

How to Fold a Fitted Sheet

Iconic Photos of the Queen With American Presidents

Clever Life Hacks With Zip Ties

Risky Thailand cave rescuerelied on talent, luck - and sticking to the rules

The Allure of Small Townsfor Big City Freelancers

The Best Travel Tips

     ~ finally (and surprisingly) ~

Why You Should Never, Ever Rinse Your DishesBefore Putting Them in the Dishwasher

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 18, 2018

Website Wednesday

a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    What were Chick Fil-A’s other mascot ideas before 

                    landing on an illiterate cow begging for his life?

Top of the heap:  25 Everyday Heroes We Could All Learn From

Building the world's highest-resolution telescope (and seeing exoplanets from Arizona!)

Speaking of the stars, wanna become an astronaut? There's an app for that

10 Tiny Towns With Big Tourism Dreams
Photos that you'll have to look at twice

12 Renter-Friendly Decor Hacks

10 Slap-Happy Facts About The Three Stooges

40 Craziest Small Town Laws in America (Thanks, Mel!)

From the "Maybe-It's-NOT-The-Mad-Cow" files: why walking through doorways makes us forget stuff

The Top 100 Albums of All Time 

47 wild facts about the animal kingdom

NASA-Designed Heat Shields Could Save Firefighter's Lives

19 Brilliant Hacks Every Parent Should Master

Trial runs for fascism are in full flow

The highest resolution photo (6228 X 6198 px) ever taken of the Pillars of Creation (thanks, NASA)

Here be spoilers: The 32 most gut-wrenching Game of Thrones deaths, ranked

Full-color X-Rays are here

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 11, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Gas is upwards of $50/full tank

                            Carrots are like $1/pound

                            Ya boi is getting a horse.

Top of the heap:  The Winners of the 2018 Underwater Photographer of the Year Contest

I knew it! Coffee is really, really good for you, more evidence shows(Thanks, Melody!)

The bright side of Global Warming (hic)

Apparently, not all life hacks are good ideas

A fiber-optic star ceilingin the nursery

A Closer Look at The Last Jedi's Fight ScenesCould Reveal an Intriguing Link

The Best Hole-In-The-Wall Dinerin Every State (Thanks, Melody!)

How to become an expert stargazer this summer

Amazing Ways to Use Your Dishwasher

The Warning Signs Of Heat Exhaustion and Heat StrokeEveryone Should Know

Yet ANOTHER use for drones!

Why Are TherePalm Trees in Los Angeles?

How often to clean your bathroom

5 Obstacles To Escaping An Abusive Relationship

4 reasons you should grill burgers in a cast-iron skillet

Tips for a Purrfect Road Trip with Your Pet(Thanks, Tess!)

25 fun games you can play with Alexa

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 4, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                I just asked Siri, “Surely it’s not going to rain today.”

                She replied with, “That’s correct, it’s not, and don’t call me Shirley.”

                I apparently forgot to turn my phone off Airplane mode.

Top of the heap: Penis Size Study Cut Short

Late Night Collusion

Switch Up Your Fourth of July With These *Actual* American Foods

Five Awesome American Flag Scenesin Movies

When Americans Redesigned the American Flag

Enjoy 13 Uniquely Different Versions of Stars and Stripes Forever

5 grilling mythsto stop believing

Related: How to make your grill nonstickin 2 minutes (when you're out of nonstick spray)

Also related: 8 Unexpected Ways to Cook With Your Grill

I never really thought my hometown of Seattle as a particularly spooky place

The Weirdest Statuesof the American Presidents

Life expectancy by state

Inside the White House's Quiet Campaign to Create a Supreme Court Opening

Average Monthly Rent Comparisonof 540 Cities

The best prepaid wireless plansfor 2018

Cool Tools

10 Myers-Briggs Type Chartsfor Pop Culture Characters

First they came for your shoes, then your water. Now TSA is coming for your snacks (Thanks, Melody)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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