July 4, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                I just asked Siri, “Surely it’s not going to rain today.”

                She replied with, “That’s correct, it’s not, and don’t call me Shirley.”

                I apparently forgot to turn my phone off Airplane mode.

Top of the heap: Penis Size Study Cut Short

Late Night Collusion

Switch Up Your Fourth of July With These *Actual* American Foods

Five Awesome American Flag Scenesin Movies

When Americans Redesigned the American Flag

Enjoy 13 Uniquely Different Versions of Stars and Stripes Forever

5 grilling mythsto stop believing

Related: How to make your grill nonstickin 2 minutes (when you're out of nonstick spray)

Also related: 8 Unexpected Ways to Cook With Your Grill

I never really thought my hometown of Seattle as a particularly spooky place

The Weirdest Statuesof the American Presidents

Life expectancy by state

Inside the White House's Quiet Campaign to Create a Supreme Court Opening

Average Monthly Rent Comparisonof 540 Cities

The best prepaid wireless plansfor 2018

Cool Tools

10 Myers-Briggs Type Chartsfor Pop Culture Characters

First they came for your shoes, then your water. Now TSA is coming for your snacks (Thanks, Melody)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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