June 27, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

            I have a buddy who is in a wheelchair. He told me that his date stood him up.

            It’s still unclear to me whether his night was really amazing or just crappy.

Top of the heap: Parents hoped to raise $1,500 for separated migrant families. Pledges now total $15 million

The Best Steakhousesin Every State

13 Movie & TV JokesThat Perfected the Art of the Slow Burn

Sneaky Ways Restaurants are Hacking Your Brain

Here's What $1500 in Rent Looks LikeAcross the U.S.

The ransom offer has been made: detained migrants told they could get kids back on way out of US.

This is what the U.S. 'Space Force' could look like

Famous acting mistakesthat were kept in the movie

Books Where the Dog Dies, Rewritten So the Dog Doesn't Die

Playgrounds have changed a lotsince the early 1900's

Terminator 6ProvidesFirst Look at the Return of Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor

10 FascinatingFacts About the La Brea Tar Pits(#10-literally: "The the tar tar pits")

The 10 Best Free Search Toolsfor Windows 10

In America, Naturalized Citizens No Longer Have an Assumption of Permanence
Check your internet speed(and raise money for charity)

The Hiker's Guide to Trail Etiquette

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

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