June 20, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    As I was walking out to my car last night I heard

                    some rustling in the bushes. I immediately turned

                    on my cellphone flashlight and walked toward the

                    noise to see what it was. The only thing I discovered

                    was the unpleasant realization that I’m the dumbass 

                    who dies in the first ten minutes of every horror movie.

Top of the heap:  The 100 Greatest YouTube Videos of All Time, Ranked

Comparing TV Streaming Services

Grilling Mistakes Everybody Makes

How To Get Your Kids To Do Chores (Without Resenting It)

Two drivers get into an argument, then things got messy

Santa's Elves Live in ... Schenectady?

A "Comprehensive" List of Pet Peeves  (Yeah, there's a total of 9 of them.)

Pictures Guaranteed to Make You Smile

A Complete Intro to the Wines of France

Thinking about buying an electric scooter?

Finally. Southern Baptists Call Off the Culture War  (and move to cut ties with the Republican Party)

32 Phrases That Are Instant, Gigantic Red Flags

    ~ and, finally ~

Game of Thrones Spinoff: What to Expect From the Age of Heroes

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