Wednesday, December 20, 2017

December 20, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    We’ve got an inefficient and fractured government, 
                    rampant racism and sexism, and ever-increasing 
                    homelessness. It’s almost as if no one is paying 
                    attention to my Facebook likes.

Top of the heap:  Cold Weather Safety for Dogs: Insights from a Sled Dog Veterinarian

5 fun ways to call or track Santa this holiday season

19 Weird Ways Christmas Was Totally Different 100 Years Ago 

Every Christmas Horror Movie, Ranked. Because what's Christmas without some blood and guts?

Why Aren't These Everywhere?

10+ Reasons Why You Should Always Wear a Helmet

Both Obama and Trump lied. Here's a comparison graph

The Insane True Story of How "Titanic" Got Made

Six Other Famous Events That Happened on Christmas

This is What Christmas Dinner Looks Like in 19 Different Countries

In this week's "No, Duh!" department: The Pentagon admits it had a secret UFO program

13 Weird and Wonderful Gingerbread Houses

Dr. NoThe First James Bond Movie

The Doomsday Diet. The cuisine of cold war bunkers

An Oral History of Viagra

Yippie-Ki-Yay - 30 Cold Hard Facts About Die Hard

Confessions of a Star Wars Nerd  (no spoilers here, but...)

There be spoilers here! 
If you haven't seen it, don't click it!

Star Wars: The Last Jedi
 Easter Eggs & Reference Guide

Related: Rian Johnson Confirms the Dorkiest Reference in The Last Jedi

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.

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