Top of the Heap: If Famous Writers Had Written "Twilight"
The probability that Van Morrison titled the song "Brown Eyed Girl" because he couldn't remember her name: 67%
The coolest clock you'll see all week, guarandamnteed.
Somebody call Kumar: White Castle is considering selling booze
Ever wondered how much TSA security screening accomplishes?
Congratulations, Saginaw! You're at the top (bottom?) of the list of the Most Dangerous Cities in America. (LA? Not even on the list!)
Katy Perry donates her boobs to charity. Incidentally, I want tattoo lady's job.
Everything You'll Hate About the new Facebook Timeline, and How to Enable It With One Click
Hilarious Prank Letters to Corporations
"Did I ever tell you about the time...?"
Here's a newsflash: Celebrity Gossip is Making Us Stupider
A couple "End of the Year" posts I missed last week:
Winning! The Year in Mostly Annoying Quotes and Catchphrases
The Top Scientific Discoveries of 2011
And, looking forward:
The Ultimate Adventure Bucket List for 2012
The 10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2012
49 Funny Things to Look Forward To in 2012
2012 Economic Outlook: Why Things Are Better Than We Think
What's In and What's Out for 2012
This'll come in handy - Mark your 2012 Calendar for some SERIOUS geeking out!