October 26, 2016

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    The most alarming thing about this clown crisis is that

                    there could literally be hundreds of them in a single car.

SKIPNOTE: Last Wednesday, I received the following email from Sue L., an irate subscriber:  

Don't want to receive your emails anymore when I saw the piece about Trump supporters. 

I don't appreciate. Please remove me from your list.

Well, Sue, allow me to publicly apologize profusely. I am dismayed by the fact that something on this mailing list actually offended you. That certainly wasn't my direct intent, and I hope you'll be able to quickly heal from the severe and intense emotional trauma you must be going through. As per your request, your name and email address will be removed from this mailing list.  However, before we part ways forever, in my own humble way, let me offer up to you something that will express just how remorseful I am for posting that particular link. Namely, the following:

Top of the heap:  The 120 Most Insulting Donald Trump Jokes (profanity is retained in the interest of comedy)
 
             (Okay. Now that THAT'S over with...)

2nd Top of the heap:  I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords

The Nikon Small World Photography Winners 2016. Celebrating the best in microphotography

Visualizing Air Traffic As Actual Traffic Jams In The Sky Is So Very Trippy

Important: Science Reveals Which Side of the Oreo Gets the Icing When You Twist  (Thanks, Melody!)

13 Creepy, Kooky Facts About The Addams Family Movie

An Open Letter to the Woman Who Told My Family to Go Back to China

Cybathlon 2016: Amazing Images from the World's First Bionic Olympics

Whiz Kids - Extremely important research findings about urine

John Tesar Eats the Most Absurd Fried Foods in Texas

How The Truth Set Snopes Free (A little background on the fact-checking site)

The Secret Behind Italy’s Rarest Pasta

10 Origin Stories of Famous Sports

The 19 Most Breathtaking Buildings In The World, According To Architects

Looking to get away from it all? Here are 15 Towns With A Population Of 15 (Or Less)

         ~ and, finally ~

The Manliest Man In Every US State

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 19, 2016

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    “DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND MONEY WILL FOLLOW”

                So I ate a pizza, drank about a gallon of Crystal Light 

                Raspberry Ice, took a five-hour nap, and binge-watched 

                the entire last season of “The Walking Dead” in my underwear.

                Now I wait.

Top of the heap:  An open letter to people who still support Donald Trump

For the person who has everything - Artisanal Toilet Paper

From baby bat births to wombat poop - 50 Incredible Animal Facts

The Myths And Reality About Interstellar Travel

The Mystery Of Why Left-Handers Are So Much Rarer

50 of the Dumbest Laws in Every State (Thanks, Melody!)

In this week's "I-Want-Me-One-Of These" department - Levitating Cloud Speakers

How to clean the inside of your computer screen
20 Things You Might Not Know About Blazing Saddles

The Remarkable History Of The Humble Pencil

Oh, yum. What School Lunch Looked Like Each Decade for the Past Century

Husband Makes Wife Harry Potter-Inspired Pensieve Full Of Happy Memories

The 2016 Finalists of the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

Ah, politics.  Here are some Little-Known October Surprises Throughout History

Extremely Weird and Confusing Illustrations from a 1994 Scientology Handbook. See if you can make any sense out of them

Sure, youbetcha. How to Talk Minnesotan


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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shoot me an email and let me know)

October 12, 2016

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    You ever have the feeling that the “check

                    engine” light is on in your life but you

                    just keep hoping it’ll go away on its own?

Top of the heap:  Hundreds of nuns trained in Kung Fu are biking the Himalayas to oppose human trafficking

Oh, THIS'LL come in handy... an up-to-date list of airport wireless passwords around the world.

Stop Pretending You Don’t Know Why People Hate Hillary Clinton

24 Pictures That Will Make You Say “That Is Genius”

33 Inventions To Your First World Problems You Never Knew Needed Solving

Aliens is nothing like Alien—and all the better for it

The 21 Best Notes Ever Written to the Tooth Fairy

14 Facts About Monty Python's Flying Circus

The Most Hipster Neighborhood In Every State

10 Little-Known Stories From The Space Race

Credit Scores, Explained

How To Tell If You’re In An Abusive Relationship

The Science Behind Senior Moments (I knew it! My brain is full!)

40 Spelling and Grammar Mistakes That Will Make Your English Teacher CRINGE!

The Best Houseplants For Purifying The Air

11 Curious Events That Really Happened

The Top 10 Best Supercars from the 1960s

I finally hit middle age! Why The Human Lifespan Ends At 122

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 5, 2016

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    I used to think that the brain was 

                    the most important part of the body. 

                    Then I thought, well, yeah. 

                    Look who’s telling me that.

Top of the heap:  The Hubble Deep Field - the photo changed astronomy forever

The Doonesbury Trump retrospective proves that Garry Trudeau had Drumpf's number all along

The SpaceX Interplanetary Transport System teaser video

Presenting America’s Newest Comedy Team: Mel Brooks and Obama

Why The Princess Bride Is a Perfect Fantasy Movie

28 Facts About Lethal Weapon

Here's a fun fact: Only 10 Companies Own All The World’s Food Brands
This is cool: How to Seal Foods Air-Free Without a Vacuum Sealer

POLL: Fall TV 2016: What’s the best new network drama?

Here's a Chrome Twofer: The Best Extensions, and 25 Apps That Are Unusually Useful

25 of the Weirdest Facts About Your Body You Probably Never Knew

10 of the Most Colorful Places in the US

Meet the Man Who Made Up the Klingon Language

The Case for Duck Soup and the Greatest Monologue in Movie History
How the Earth Would Look If You Could See Gravity

The magnificence of Coral Colors

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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shoot me an email and let me know)