Wednesday, January 25, 2017

January 25, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


SKIPNOTE: My friend Erin and I are going 
to do the LA Marathon on March 19 to raise 
money for the Kitten Rescue charity. If you 
feel the overwhelming desire to donate 
money, you can do so here. Thanks!

                    See, if ~I~ had been Voldemort, 
                    one of MY horcruxes would’ve been 
                    the artificial heart in a sick kid.

                    Your move, Harry.



Top of the heap:  Pictures From Women’s Marches on Every Continent

How To Email More Efficiently

How To Defrost Your Windshield in Less Than 60 Seconds

Test your reaction time

A portable water bottle for your dog

The Best & Worst Reviewed Products of 2016

Okay this is cool. Real-Life Horror Movie Locations

The Hidden Room Behind Mount Rushmore

The 2017 Razzie Nominations

The Creepy Religion That Explains All Of Trump's Actions

A Definitive Ranking of Fast-Food French Fries (well, this guy's, anyway)

A Look Back at Some of the Worst, Wildest Inaugurations in Presidential History

The Promise of New Painkillers

10 Secrets Of The Louvre

25 Animals That Scientists Want To Bring Back From Extinction

The Periodic Table Of Beer

        ~ and, finally ~

Interesting question:
Who Owns The Internet?
Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

January 18, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

SKIPNOTE: My friend Erin and I are going
to do the LA Marathon on March 19 to raise
money for the Kitten Rescue charity. If you
feel the overwhelming desire to donate
money, you can do so here. Thanks!


                    I lost my watch at a party, then saw this guy stepping
                    on it while seriously hassling one of the women there.
                    I walked up to the dude and punched him in the face.
                      No one does that to a woman. Not on my watch.


Top of the heap:  20 bacon hacks that will change your life (This one's a lulu, Mel!)

A Simple Trick for Defrosting Your Windshield in Less Than 60 Seconds

Here we go again: What are your suggestions to replace the classic tokens in Monopoly

Here's this week's Star Wars Trilogy:
     - 
Nerdpost: A Handy Guide to the Archaeology of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
      - 10 Humongous Plot Holes in the Star Wars Franchise
      - The 10 Worst Crimes Against the Original Star Wars Trilogy

How You Get the Job With Just One Interview

What it's going to cost to repeal Obamacare

Just in case you ever have one of these - Here are six ways to spot a fake $100 bill

Y'ever wonder what owls look like without feathers? Yeah, me neither.

The First Super Bowl

Here's everything you can order at McDonald's that's not terrible for you

11 Useless Things To Stop Wasting Your Money On In 2017

Key Themes of CES 2017: what do they tell us about the year in tech?

22 Food Quirks Americans Don’t Realize Are Super Weird (but MMMM-mmmm!)

Y'ever wonder why Canadians say "Eh"?  Me, neither.

Scientists are building an animal fart database. (And you thought there were no news worlds to conquer!)

How to Clean an Oven Window

Okay, here's something that could be useful - Eating Right on the Road

Okay, just one more - How to prevent smelly farts



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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Wednesday, January 11, 2017

January 11, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

SKIPNOTE: My friend Erin and I are going 
to do the LA Marathon on March 19 to raise 
money for the Kitten Rescue charity. If you 
feel the overwhelming desire to donate 
money, you can do so here. Thanks!


                    You know that period between Christmas and 
                    New Year’s where you don’t know what day it is, 
                    who you are, or what you’re supposed to be doing?

                    Yeah, I’m pretty much there 24/7.


Top of the heap:  23 Ways To Desleaze Your Embarrassment Of A Car

38 of our most anticipated movies of 2017

Related: Top 20 Biggest And Best Comedy Movies Of 2017
5 Huge (And Under-Reported) Problems With Trump's Cabinet
California’s Famous Drive-Through "Tunnel Tree" Is Brought down by Winter Storm (Thanks, Melody)

The Loud, Empty Word That Defines President-Elect Trump

Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of Paramedics (I usta be one, so I know these are true. Especially numbers 9 and 10)

The scientific reason you should be watching Planet Earth

The 20 Stages of a Hangover

The 6 Most WTF Unauthorized Uses Of Celebrity Images
18 Things In Your Home You May Have Been Using Wrong Your Entire Life

14 Behind-The-Scenes Secrets of Florists

Disney executives are scheduling meetings about the fate of Leia Organa

The Eddie Haskell Story

The synchronization of 100 metronomes (Try to identify the last holdout)

How Movie Effects Were Done in the Silent Film Era

The Beauty of Japan's Fantastic Emerald Green Algae

Eight Futuristic Foods You'll Be Eating in 30 Years



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
    _ಠ



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Wednesday, January 4, 2017

January 4, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


SKIPNOTE: My friend Erin and I are going 
to do the LA Marathon on March 19 to raise 
money for the Kitten Rescue charity. If you 
feel the overwhelming desire to donate 
money, you can do so here. Thanks!


                    Technically speaking, there is a lot of food in my house.
                    However, since none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable.
                    Therefore, there is no food in my house.


Top of the heap:  Shut up and take my money: 27 genius products to ring in the new year

National Geographic'Nature Photographer of the Year 2016 winners

100 Things We Didn't Know Last Year

In memoriam: Remembering the famous figures we lost in 2016
13 undeniably good things that happened in 2016

The Year In Memes

New Year's Traditions From Around the World

Entertainment Weekly's picks for the 20 Best Movies of 2016

21 Little Ways To Be Happier In 2017

5 Reasons Fake News Killed Facts In 2016

Trump May Well Try to Clamp Down on Anti-Trump Humor; Can He?

Tesla Autopilot’s new radar technology predicts an accident caught on dashcam a second later
Elvis would've been 81 this Sunday. For you heathens who DON'T know much about the King, here's a First Time Listener's Guide

The Most Commonly Misused English Words, part 2 (Thanks, Melody!)

40 types of pizza – The good, bad and weird

Man charged with DUI after testing positive for caffeine
 (Thanks again, Mel!)

How the cast of Game of Thrones should really look

33 Things That Were Originally Called Something Completely Different

    ~ and, finally ~

Full Star Wars Movie Schedule and Release Date CalendarMark your appointment book through the year 2020



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
  
Skip
    _ಠ

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