May 31, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    Statistics show that 69% of people find 

                    something dirty in everything they read.

Top of the heap:  Talk Obama To Me

26 Google Maps Tricks You Need to Try

13  side-by-side portraits of people over 100 with their younger selves.

This is what it's like to be struck by lightning

After all this time, Top Gun 2 is officially happening, and we MIGHT even get a Spaceballs 2

What Americans can learn about the soothing British ritual of tea time

The Madness and Science Behind the Trump Handshake10 Facts About The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

The definitive preview of Star Wars: The Last Jedi
The right way to watch Star Wars

The debuts and performances of 20 early stars (from Buster Keaton to Jimi Hendrix)

The Ultimate List of Wonderfully Specific Museums

Fun with Photoshop

10 Unusual Uses for Tennis Balls

People Share the One Experience That Completely Changed Their Perspective on Life


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 24, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    Sometimes, I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion.

                    Neutral.

                    As in …

                    without an ion

Top of the heap:  A-a-a-a-a-n-n-nd, the Headline of the Week goes to...

21 Rules of Thumb Every Adult Should Know

22 Odd But Brilliant Things on Amazon (That Even Hard-To-Please People Will Love)

Android Battery Killers: 10 Worst Apps That Drain Phone Battery

Borderline Genius Ideas For Anyone Who Camps With Their Car
How Not To Be "That Guy" When Invited On a Friend's Boat

Slang Terms For Sex From the Last 600 Years

15 Common Misconceptions About Your Home

75 Insanely Clever DIY's Every Parent Will Wish They Knew About Sooner

Paramedic's Response to "Burger Flippers" Making an Equal $15/hour is Beautiful

6 Facts That Will Clear Up Your Confusing Life

Trump's Worst Nightmare - some background on Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

...and, COMPLETELY unrelated - A Short History of Presidential Obstruction of Justice

I didn't think there WAS something like Non-Italian Hand Gestures

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 17, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    SKETCH ARTIST: (holds up a drawing of a single bit of straw)

                    CAMEL: (in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes) That’s him!

Top of the heap:  14 Mind-Blowing Tool Hacks

17 Reasons Why You Should Never Tip Servers 20%

Playing with a Craigslist Scammer

10 Things That Will Soon Disappear Forever (and 7 that refuse to die)

Epic Godfather Reunion Leads to Brando Stories, On-Set Secrets

50 years of visionary SciFi Computer Interface Designs

Ever wonder what's inside an Etch-A-Sketch?

This Is How Our Favorite Foods Look In Their Natural Habitat

10 of the Best Things You Can Do With The Amazon Echo

Bill Clinton Teams With James Patterson to Write White House Thriller

21 Things Everyone Will Probably Be Wearing Again Soon

The Best Dog Food Reviews of 2017

The 20 Best Small Towns to Visit in 2017

Real or Rumor? The Hotel del Coronado

15 Things You Should Know About Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights

The Hatfields and the McCoys - what the feud was all about


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 10, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    STUDENT: Hey, can I do something to help my grade?

                    TEACHER: Uh, it’s May.

                    STUDENT: LOL sorry. MAY I do something to help my grade?

Top of the heap:  7 Things You Didn't Know Your Smartphone Could Do
How to Draw Your Hand in 3D (your kids are gonna love this)

Those untranslatable emotions you never knew you had

Things that hotels don't tell you

Step Away From the Juice Bar

Use This Trick To Figure Out If You Smell

Heartwarming Story: Bringing the Invisible to Life

Virtual Reality - A promising alternative to painkillers

10 Crime-Fighting Tricks The Bad Guys Didn't See Coming

If You Like Music, You Should Get a Perfect Score on This Quiz

66 Massive Gaffes From Prince Phillip

Jenny vs. Spencer - the Massive Whiteboard Feud
Tenderest Steak in Town  (Man, I've seen cows burned worse than that that LIVED!)

18 Shocking Regional Differences in America

Finally. A not-so-bad story about an airline

60 Facts About The Star Wars Universe

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 3, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    Whoever it was that said, “No man is an island” 

                    has obviously never seen my stomach in the bathtub.

Top of the heap:  Want to get faster, easier customer service? Try GetHuman!

40 Cleaning Hacks That Will Clean Your Car Better (And Faster) Than You Ever Have

Brave divers rescue injured shark

The 20 Most Popular Books Throughout History

How to heal cracked fingertips

Rules That Nobody Talks About But Everybody Does

10 Easy-to-Grow Plants for First-Time Gardeners

The FCC Wants Your Comments on Their Plan to Kill Net Neutrality. You Know What to Do.

The Memes From Trump's First 100 Days (clinging to laughter from A to Z)

Austin Powers at 20: a shagadelic oral history

Can you find the hidden snake in this photo? (Thanks, Lawrence!)

Plucked From Obscurity: A Device to Foil Unwanted Paparazzi
The History of the NASA wake-up call


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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