June 26, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                  

How come women named Deborah often go by Deb, but never by Bruh?

Top of the heap: I’ll believe it when I see taste it

I knew it! I just *KNEW* it!

NASA reveals images of asteroid that's "like nothing humanity has ever seen"

A Pied Piper Mystery (which happened 735 years ago today)

The World's Ugliest Dog, 2019

The Best Bars in America, 2019

Giant Squid Caught on Camera For the Second Time Ever

Insects inspired by Looney Toons and Classic Horror Film Monsters

Why the Trump Campaign Won't Pay Police Bills

The art of noticing: five ways to experience a city differently

10 Awesome Indiana Jones Facts

Ravelry, the world's biggest yarn craft forum, has announced a new policy

Hilarious Glamor Shots

After You Die...

Easy-to-miss things that will change your life

Assault on Truth

Inside a Texas Building Where the Government is Holding Immigrant Children

How to Be a Better Tourist

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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June 19, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    These GPA-looking gas prices are too high.
                    $3.89 a gallon is Summa Cum Laude gas.
                    I need me some Academic Probation gas.

Top of the heap:  The Winners of the National Geographic Travel Photo Contest

TimeMagazine's Most Influential People of 2019

Meet the Only Fish Who Should Eat Plastic

The Best Road Trips in North America

Katz's Deli is holding a Fake Orgasm Contest (In honor of the 30th Anniversary of"When Harry Met Sally")

Y'ever why all FM radio station frequencies end in an odd number

Inventor Creates Periscope Glasses For Short People

Fart Management

Feel Good Stories From Trump's America

Bahrain underwater theme park (featuring a sunken Boeing 747)  to open in August (Thanks, Ricky!)

25 Episodes That Changed Television

20 everyday tasks that nobody does anymore

The French Town on the Edge of a Giant Hole

Elizabeth Warren's Plan to Pass Her Plans

What to Do If You're Attacked by a Dog

What's Happening at the Border 

Fast Food Items You Should Never Order

Is Uber or Lyft Cheaper? Let's Find Out

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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June 12, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
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peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

There was a young man

From Cork who got limericks

And haikus confused

Top of the heap: FCC's robocall blocking plan may finally give you some relief

Interesting read: The Political Costs of Not Impeaching Trump

Creepy: Bizarre video of creature resembling Dobby the Elf caught on home camera

30 Mysterious Celebrity Deaths That More People Should Be Talking About

20 FascinatingGoogle Facts and Stats  (Thanks, David)

Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Donating Your Body to Science

Whaddya know? They Found Dracula's Balls

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

The Rise, Fall, and Resurgence of the Fanny Pack

How Old Your Dog Is In Human Years

How Dr. Suess Changed Education in America

The jobs that are dying out

16 Real Castles That Make the World More Wondrous

10 Reasons to Avoid All Soda (including Diet)

17 of the Most Suspicious Quotation Marks Ever Used

The World's Littlest Skyscraper

AI naming cats

Bloomberg: Trump's Tariffs Have Already Wiped Out Tax Bill Savings for Average Americans

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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June 5, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

Top of the heap:  This is cool: The person with the most Wikipedia traffic in your town

There's also one for the UK

Remember That Time the US WAS Going to Build a Massive, Death-Ray Equipped, Military Moon Base? (me neither)

A US President gets a rousing welcome in a foreign country. Oh, yeah, Trump's out of town, too.

How to Fall Asleep in 2 Minutes

How To Thrive While Taking a Career Break

28 Incredible, Subtle Details in Famous Character's Costumes

Things People From the Midwest Do For Absolutely No Reason At All

There Are Two Types of Airport People

Game of Thrones Men as Sandwiches: A Thread

6 Ideas That Were So Ahead of Their Time Everybody Went Nuts

Infamous TV Show Anachronisms

10 Hidden Features of Microsoft Word

Red Flag Phrases

The Soviet Cosmonaut Who Was Left Behind in Space

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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