March 12, 2008
Call me a hopeless romantic, but not a day
goes by that I don't tell my girlfriend, "Baby,
you're pretty much the best of my available options."
I might've posted this one already, but if so, here it is again - Probably the Most Awesome Idea For ANYTHING, EVER!
Nursery Rhymes for Our Times
This is too cool - Watch your favorite TV shows online
An open letter to Will Ferrell. Amen.
The über-cool search engine of the week - ManagedQ
BSG - What the Frak is Going On? (Official Recap, S1-S3)
Face in Hole - who do you want to be today?
Top 10 Grammar Myths
In the "I-gotta-get-me-some-of-these" category - Custom Contact Lenses
A Bit of Fry & Laurie - Psychiatrists and Patients
The Top Ten Hubble Images of All Time
Life-sized picture of a Blue Whale
If Celebrities Moved to Oklahoma
Wigglevision - 3-D without those stupid glasses
Let's take a trip back in time to 1977
There Will Be Blood, Best of
10 Killer Firefox Extensions That you Probably Don't Know About
The last one's from Will - Frozen Grand Central
March 5, 2008
I applaud companies that go out of
their way to hire disabled people.
Recently my company hired a paralegal.
Star Trek (TOS), Twilight Zone, MacGyver, Hawaii Five-O and Melrose Place - online for free
Kind of a cool picture - all of the water in the world, and all of the air in the atmosphere
10 New Uses For Everyday Things
100 Weird Facts About the Human Body
Now we're cookin' - Bacon Cups!
Stuff white people like (thanks, Barri D!)
New (and final) season starts next month - Crack the Battlestar Galactia code
History's Greatest Replies
For Spock and crew - 20 Things That Culturally Define Australia
February 27, 2008
I'm back from Hawai'i, troops! Didja miss me?
Egrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
But not, apparently, to that "by-the-book" game warden.
Achmed, the Dead Terrorist (Tip O'the hat and a big thanks to Lucky and Gay)
The 5 Ballsiest Con Artists of All Time
How to Illusion Knit (I didn't even know you could do this!)
The bacon-wrapped hot dog. So good it's illegal
Probably because it tastes like crap
A Bucket List for Nerds (actually, I'd do some of these...)
2008 Movie Sequel Guide
How to calculate the value of pi by throwing frozen hot dogs
A list of Obsolete Skills
9 Conditions You Shouldn't Do Anything About
Addicting Game of the Week - CoBaCoLi
How to draw caricatures - the 5 shapes
41 Hilarious Science Fair Exhibits
For my old Seattle friends - a great article about one of my childhood TV icons - J.P. Patches (thanks, Melody!)
Still searching for that "special" gift?
20 Fascinating Facts About the Healing Power of Bananas
Pretty cool graphic - The Ebb and Flow of Movies: B ox Office Receipts 1986 - 2007
I'm so ashamed to be sending this out - Mr. Methane (credit to George)
Teens Turn "Repeller" into Adult-Proof Ringtone (don't do this, kids)
How come February only has 28 days?
And finally, one of the weirder posts - the Echo Park Time Travel Mart
February 16, 2008
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I
understood as a child, I thought as a child.
But when I became a man, I put away my
childish things and bought a Dodge Viper.
Dear troops: I'm going on vacation, and there won't
be a Website Wednesday next week, so I made
this week's a bit longer than normal.
Love you, mean it.
You saw the Obama "Yes We Can" video; now watch the McCain one
This is pretty cool - Howcast is the YouTube of instructional videos (I liked "How to Pretend You're a Real New Yorker")
Thinking Outside the Box
Out of sight, out of mind
Top 100 Essential Mac Applications
NOW we're cookin' - Homemade Bacon Vodka!
This is STILL beyond me (quit laughing, Luis) - The Solution to Rubik's Cube
Here's a fun way to kill some time - Yellowtail. 'Nuff said
Addicting Game of the Week: Spin the Black Circle
10 Myths About Canadian Health Care - Busted!
Funniest moment on a game show, ever
And, on the political scene - An Unemotional Case for Obama
Related: Wanna contribute to Barack Obama's candidacy? You can right here
And, just to be fair, if you want to donate to old What's-Her-Name, do it here
Guess the song (it will become apparent about halfway through)
Funny! Spongebob actors voice classic movies
Poser 101 - or - How to Look Cool for Cheap
The Top 40 Photoshopped Images
The 10 Most Twisted Animated TV Shows
5 Retro Commercials That Companies Would Like You to Forget
Reference Sites to Make You a More Effective Writer
Top 50 Things You Didn't Know You Could Do With Google Maps
And, we can't forget that tomorrow is Valentine's Day -
8 Unusual Valentines Gifts
Unfortunate Valentine's Cards
How Men Really Feel About Valentine's Day
Least Popular Candy Hearts Sayings
Penn Jillette says that his Hillary joke predicts the future
February 6, 2008
It is almost criminal that those of us with
a genuine medical need for coffee should be
forced to wait in line behind those people who
view it as some sort of recreational activity
Miss the Super Bowl? How about the commercials? See them all here
Consumer tips for using salt
I saw this in Vegas - Penn and Teller: How to Do the Saw Trick
99 Extraordinary, Creative and Unusual Uses for Ordinary and Everyday Objects
20 Things Everyone Needs to Know (21, if you count knowing that "tire" is not spelled with a "y")
Stranded at an airport? Don't forget Rule 240
From the Earth to the edge of the visible Universe - all in one map
The Hawaii Chair! And it won't make you look like an idiot at all!
Related - Ellen DeGeneres using the Hawaii Chair (Hilarious!)
14 Songs by Mr. Rogers. Sure.
Welcome to Elvis Place. Thankyouverymuch
Simply Google - all of Google's hidden features
The 44 Most Annoying Things of 2007
January 30, 2008
Okay, let me see if I've got this straight.
If you die waging jihad, you shall be
rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife.
That's you and six dozen adolescent
girls -- for the rest of all eternity.
Truly, Allah is just.
This is funny - Do's and Don'ts with Babies
Let's see the Dog Whisperer work his magic with this bad boy
Strangely, this sort of reminds me of MY desk...
Vegetarians on the Website Wednesday list might want to skip this one - the Bacon Cheese Baconburger!!!!
Looking to waste some cash? Look no further
Hey! I think I found a new source for my Website Wednesday taglines: The Verbal Cartoonist
A collection of MAD Magazine Fold-Ins
A fun ad from a company with a sense of humor (you can't order anything, and it's in Dutch, but just wait and watch what happens)
Slice: A List of Regional Pizza Styles
Christian author has problems with Conservatives
Let's help Bill O'Reilly keep his promise
Barack Obama's Top 10 Campaign Promises (by The Man himself)
I don't know if I'd call these The 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time, but there's some chuckles in here
The Negotiating Table
The Ultimate Student Resource List
Solar System Exploration
Six Not-So-Secret Societies
I am the very model of a Psychopharmacologist
Go ahead - swim some laps in the World's Largest Swimming Pool
Need an idea for a Science Fair project? Check this out
Truly, a sign of the Apocalypse - Cheeseburger in a Can (then again, that's where I've eaten them before...)
Wanna see what gold atoms look like?
January 23, 2008
I've been trying for weeks now to convince
Marlee Matlin of my undying love for her,
but my pleadings fall on... well, you know.
You read it here first: Kady Malloy will (probably) win American Idol. (I think she can sing... but I really wasn't listening to that part...)
A cool way to go to school
Top 10 Telephone Tricks
I've seen a few of these before, but my son William tipped me off to Chuck Norris Facts
The world's most controversial boardgames
A Tale of Two Brains - this is FUNNY! (Tip O'the hat to George, my favorite Republican minion)
Camera designs that think outside the box
10 Accidental Product Discoveries
Best Photoshop tutorial video ever - You Suck at Photoshop
Want to walk in a straight line around the world? Google Maps will show you how!
In the "Ew, gross" department: 8 Fairy Tales and Their Not-So-Happy Endings
Y'ever wonder what's behind those offers to raise credit scores?
40 Amazing Facts About Sleep
January 16, 2008
While there could've been any number of reasons why
Superman and Supergirl never had a relationship,
I've got to believe X-ray vision was a major one.
In this week's "I-want-me-one-of-them" department...
An entire webpage devoted to the Rule of Thumb
Double vision (my head hurts)
He's a Scabwriter (tip o' the hat to Tim I-taught-him-everything-he-knows) Hunter)
10 Creepy Old Ads
A Star Wars Guide to the Candidates
Semi-addicting Game of the Week (for a few minutes, anyway) - White Dwarf
Before he was Gregory House, M.D., Hugh Laurie co-starred in the funniest British television show of all time, "Blackadder"
Related - never, EVER say the name of the Scottish Play...
So THAT'S how a sewing machine works
Put your first name in the first box, second name in the second box, then hit "Visualizar" (it's not in English, but it doesn't matter)
The best self-shot ever
The Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination video Scientologists don't want you to see
January 9, 2008
Women giving birth are absolutely amazing!
They're instructed to breathe, then
push really hard, over and over again.
Whenever *I* push that hard, I'm holding
my breath and squinching my eyes shut!
25 of the Most Awesome Monopoly Boards Ever
Wild Solutions to Common Problems
Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase, "eat my balls"
I suck at math, so I thought this was pretty cool - 10 Easy Arithmetic Tricks
Kinda interesting - 20 Things You Didn't Know About Snow
The 7 Creepiest Places in the World
10 Common Misconceptions
Well now, here's an idea
Here's one for Mom - A dictionary of difficult words
A Big List of Sites That Teach You How to Do Stuff
Interesting article: Party Tricks - Twenty Dollar Bills and Campaign Finance Reform
A definitive list of Sports Clichés
The Ultimate Weight Loss Guide
5 Dangerous Things You Should Let Your Kids Do
Famous Vegetarians (I told the boys that I was drawing the line at spinach pizza)
Time magazine's 50 Best Websites for 2007 (once again, I guess SHOC must've been #51)
In the "I-want-me-one-of-these" category...
The Five Sorry Rules of Lateness
Picture of a man making the worst mistake of his life
DVD v. HD versions of LOTR: Fellowship of the Rings (wow)
http://www.youguysseriouslyregistereverythingisearch.com, now proudly owned by Network Solutions
"People keep stealing our stewardesses..."
This one's too good to pass up - Bill Gates Last Day at Microsoft
January 2, 2007
I thought about serving nachos, pizza
and fondue at my New Year's Eve
party this year, then realized that
was probably a little too cheesy.
Remember that Twilight Zone episode where Burgess Meridith lost his glasses? He should've seen this
"Get your fat, lazy ass out of that rack, Roslin." (Battlestar Galactica, "Crossroads II")
Top 10 Worst Realtor Headshots
Theater of the Absurd - The Airport Security Follies (GREAT article)
The Best 19 Movies You Didn't See in 2007 (He's right. I missed 'em all)
The 2007 Idiot of the Year Awards
The 30 Best Blogs of 2007 That You (Maybe) Aren't Reading (Hmmm... I guess House of Chaos must've been #31)
LSSU's annual list of Words To Be Banished
Here y'go, Andy - 100 things Brits didn't know last year (Grasshopper - there's only 100?)
The 5 Most Annoying Programs on Your PC (*snicker*)
Cool Coin Jar Calculator