SKIPNOTE: I'm going to be on vacation starting next week, so regular "Website Wednesday" mailings will resume on July 15. I've tried to make this one a bit longer to make up for the missed weeks.
When I'm feeling down, I try to think happy thoughts.
When that doesn't work, I get even more depressed,
so I try to think even *happier* thoughts.
Inevitably that fails, so I suddenly rip out as many
nose hairs as I can grab between the nails of my
middle finger and thumb, and that *always* results
in me rolling on the floor in rapturous laughter
-- right alongside my writhing, screaming co-worker.
Top of the Heap: Universal Studios Free Photo Booth Prank
"If I Watch This I Hope the Moon *Will* Hit the Earth" (Wait... I'll be on vacation and I'm going to have to miss it. Rats.)
In the "Looks-Like-a-Saturday-Night-Live-Sketch-But-It-Isn't" Department - the Comfort Wipe!
Laugh With Your Fingers!
Pretty cool - a Full Earth Rise, as recorded by Japan's Kaguya lunar orbiter
A nice collection of early Beatles pictures (when they were the Quarrymen)
R2D2 and C3PO in Raiders of the Lost Ark
Wondering Why India's Kung Fu Movie Industry Failed?
Movie Rumor Roundup
The 50 Most Frequently Looked Up Words on NYTimes.com
The Brooklyn Superhero Supply Company - the online purveyors of high-quality crimefighting merchandise
The Worst Job in the World
Interactive Psychedelic Kaleidoscope (try it on "Full Screen")
How to read Wine Label Information
This could come in handy - the Affluent Pauper - Learning to Live Large on Very Little (read: "free stuff")
40 Examples of Incredible Photo Manipulation
12 Terrifying Pieces of Furniture That Will Give Your Children Nightmares
If wedding invitations are the bomb, this one is the Weapon of Mass Destruction
Creating a Nation of Wimps (Amen.)
10 Things I Learned From Superman
10 Fantastic Futuristic Materials That Actually Exist
And, from Jack's Sunday Paper...
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cupckaes
Most Of Us Have Seen It Before, But IT's Still Funny: Old Guy Laughing
At The Comedy Barn
Awesome Simpsons Intro
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