May 25, 2011

  I need to hire an editor.
  Not just for what I write,
  but to follow me around
  all day and let me know
        when I sound like a total moron
   

Top of the Heap:  I know funny, and this is funny - Minor Differences (in 3 parts - some NSFW)
     http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences

Scientists teach robots to create their own spoken language.  What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
     http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/05/18/robot-language-of-the-day/

Coffee cuts risk of prostate cancer.  I will never die.
     http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13430219

The CDC has tips on being prepared for the onslaught of the upcoming zombie apocalypse
     http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/

Six Intimate Details You Can Tell Just By Looking at Someone
     http://www.cracked.com/article_19194_6-intimate-details-you-can-tell-just-by-looking-at-someone.html

A Welcome Mat for (Math) Geeks
     http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/69e3/

The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
     http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Funny/The-100-Worst-Senior-Portraits-Of-All-Time.html

MacRecipes is a database of all the hacks in all the episodes of the TV series MacGyver.
      http://fathom.info/macrecipes/

7 Memorable Commencement Addresses  (mine must've been #8...)
     http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/15005

The Family Radio website has undergone a few slight tweaks
      http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/family-radios-rapture-website-before-and-after

Seven Basic Tips for Horny Politicians
     http://alturl.com/q57v8

If the dog ate your homework, read this
     http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-oneill-students-20110522,0,2780276.story

The 50 Best Celebrity Prom Pictures
     http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Celebrity/The-40-Greatest-Celebrity-Prom-Photos.html

Top 10 Photography Hacks
     http://uk.lifehacker.com/5795003/top-10-photography-hacks