over to the desk with my robe draped open, cradling a
warm cup o' java and stroking the three-day-old growth
sprouting on my jawline, at which point I sit down,
give my knuckles a nice healthy *CRAAAACK* and proceed
to order a whole bunch of stuff for everyone online.
My LEAST favorite part would probably be getting
kicked out of Office Max before I was finished.
Let's get the Christmas stuff out of the way, m'kay?
Top of the Heap: Will the Real Santa Claus Please Stand Up?
21 Ways to Keep Santa Real (because he obviously is) For Your Kids
25 Killer Websites That Make You Cleverer
Reasons Why Christmas in LA is Actually Magical
Santa Photos That Will Make Your Skin Crawl
Some Awesomely Terrible Christmas Songs (to make sure your party is a success)
13 of the Weirdest Holiday Movies, Ever
Insisting Jesus was white is bad history and bad theology
Are you on Santa's Naughty or Nice list? (Guess which one I'm on!)
12 Last-Minute Entertainment Gifts for the Geek in Your Life
And, for the rest of you heathens:
Top of the Heap: Incredibly cool: The first video ever of the Moon orbiting the Earth
17 Ancient, Abandoned Websites That Still Work
Awwww! The Most Popular Kitten Names of 2013
19 Things You Might Not Know About Spongebob Squarepants
10 Cool Places You're Not Allowed to Visit
10 Movies You've Been Watching in Altered Versions
If you fly United Airlines (like I do) you're probably pretty sick and tired of Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue"
15 Bizarre, Unique, and Hilarious Trade Show Items
Mysterious Object (named "Peggy") Spotted at the Edge of Saturn's Rings
A whole buttload of movie posters
In this week's "It's-about-TIME" department: United Nations to Adopt Asteroid Defense Plan
Inside the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
Four Famous Movies and Shows That Lied Their Way Into Existence
Here are three completely impractical (well, two of 'em, anyway), yet somewhat cool skills to have:
Firstly, How to Find Waldo
then, How to Get Out of Handcuffs
and, finally, How to Make Paper Airplanes Fly Forever