Wednesday, December 18, 2013

December 18, 2013

       My most favorite part of Christmas shopping: Shuffling
       over to the desk with my robe draped open, cradling a
       warm cup o' java and stroking the three-day-old growth
       sprouting on my jawline, at which point I sit down,
       give my knuckles a nice healthy *CRAAAACK* and proceed
       to order a whole bunch of stuff for everyone online.
       My LEAST favorite part would probably be getting
       kicked out of Office Max before I was finished.

Let's get the Christmas stuff out of the way, m'kay?

Top of the Heap:  Will the Real Santa Claus Please Stand Up?

21 Ways to Keep Santa Real (because he obviously is) For Your Kids

25 Killer Websites That Make You Cleverer

Reasons Why Christmas in LA is Actually Magical

Santa Photos That Will Make Your Skin Crawl

Some Awesomely Terrible Christmas Songs (to make sure your party is a success)

13 of the Weirdest Holiday Movies, Ever

Insisting Jesus was white is bad history and bad theology

Are you on Santa's Naughty or Nice list(Guess which one I'm on!)

12 Last-Minute Entertainment Gifts for the Geek in Your Life

And, for the rest of you heathens: 

Top of the Heap:  Incredibly cool: The first video ever of the Moon orbiting the Earth

17 Ancient, Abandoned Websites That Still Work

Awwww! The Most Popular Kitten Names of 2013

19 Things You Might Not Know About Spongebob Squarepants

10 Cool Places You're Not Allowed to Visit

10 Movies You've Been Watching in Altered Versions

If you fly United Airlines (like I do) you're probably pretty sick and tired of Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue"!pPC2u

15 Bizarre, Unique, and Hilarious Trade Show Items

Mysterious Object (named "Peggy") Spotted at the Edge of Saturn's Rings

A whole buttload of movie posters

In this week's "It's-about-TIME" department: United Nations to Adopt Asteroid Defense Plan

Inside the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!p0GIG

Four Famous Movies and Shows That Lied Their Way Into Existence

Here are three completely impractical (well, two of 'em, anyway), yet somewhat cool skills to have:

     Firstly, How to Find Waldo

     then, How to Get Out of Handcuffs

     and, finally, How to Make Paper Airplanes Fly Forever

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