Wednesday, February 8, 2017

February 8, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

SKIPNOTE: My friend Erin and I are going 
to do the LA Marathon on March 19 to raise 
money for the Kitten Rescue charity. If you 
feel the overwhelming desire to donate 
money, you can do so here. Thanks!

                    As some of you know, I’m in Florida for the week –         
                    playing for the first part and working for the second 
                    (sort of like a mullet, often referred to as, “party
                    in the front, business in the back) and I got to 
                    thinking. It’s actually a good thing the zombie 
                    apocalypse starts in Florida, because then the 
                    zombies only have one way to go, and that’s 
                    straight up into trigger-happy redneck territory. 

                    I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us all.

Top of the heap:  What's so bad about Donald Trump?

TrumpDonald. I'm still laughing.

4 Secrets To Achieving The Deepest Sleep Possible

20 Geek Valentine's Day Cards Your Nerdy Sweetie is Sure to Love

10 Mnemonic Tricks for Never Forgetting Anything Again

This 1967 classroom experiment proved how easy it was for Americans to become Nazis

A Guide To Who You Are Supposed To Tip And How Much

The Death Star and the Final Trench RunIt didn't happen the way you think it did

Good: Eating Ice Cream For Breakfast May Improve Mental Performance And Alertness  (Well, duh)
Bad: Bacon Reserves Are at a 50-Year Low   (yeah, I might be partially to blame for that...)

Every state’s grossest food that everyone eats

RELATED: Interesting, Little-Known Facts About Every US State

The One Word That Can Screw Up an Apology

NASA takes the best before-and-after photos. Here are 10 of them

A New Hammerhead Shark Species May Have Just Been Discovered

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.

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