Wednesday, April 5, 2017

April 5, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    Me: "Hey! What do you call a midget fortune-teller who just escaped from prison?"
                    Starbucks Barista: "Ummm, I don’t know, what?"
                    Me: "A Tall Grande at Venti!"

                    I’m not allowed in that Starbucks anymore.

Top of the heap:  34 Clever Uses For Coffee Filters (other than making coffee)

A Few Tips, Tricks And Hacks That Will Make Your Life A Whole Lot Easier

12 Amazing Underground Destinations to Visit

John Oliver Dives Into The United States' Conflicting Laws On Marijuana.

Bored? Try the Twilight Zone Plot Generator

The Story Behind Take Me Out To The Ball Game (Also: Lost Verses!)

21 Famous Movie Scenes with the Added Benefit of Photoshop

The secret monopoly behind America's outrageous drug prices

Bare Skin! "Hussies!" Miss America's Scandalous Beginnings

Transdniestria - The Country That Doesn't Exist

Who Owns Your Face? Apparently, not you.

The Soul-Sucking, Attention-Eating Black Hole of the Trump Presidency

Cold Comfort: How to Best Use Your Freezer

Where Are You Really From? Not as easy a question as you might think

What Really Happens When Someone Wins A Game Show

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.

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