December 27, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                                Hi, my name’s Skip.

                                S for short.

                                Ski for medium.

Top of the heap:  How to drop the mic on the old "Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?" debate

Wow. As if we all couldn't see this coming: Comcast, Fox, Frontier All Raising Internet Access Rates for 2018

An Interactive New Year's Music Box

2017 - The Year in Review

Top 25 News Photos of 2017

10 Strange and Different Calendars for 2018

7 global Christmas food traditions Americans should adopt

These are the Happiest Cities in the United States

30 Everyday Objects You're Using All Wrong (Thanks, Melody!)

The Complete List of Alexa Commands (So Far)

The 21 best optical illusions that went viral and stumped the Internet

Everything You Need to Know About Bitcoin

Mansplaining, Explained

Mapping Internet Prices Around the World

The most famous book that takes place in every state (Thanks, Gay! MKAP!)

All 29 Steven Spielberg Movies, Ranked From Worst to Best

The 25 Most Popular Passwords of 2017: You Sweet, Misguided Fools

Let's Talk About the Weirdest (And Best Scene In The Last Jedi (WARNING: Spoilers)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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December 20, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    We’ve got an inefficient and fractured government, 

                    rampant racism and sexism, and ever-increasing 

                    homelessness. It’s almost as if no one is paying 

                    attention to my Facebook likes.

Top of the heap:  Cold Weather Safety for Dogs: Insights from a Sled Dog Veterinarian

5 fun ways to call or track Santa this holiday season

19 Weird Ways Christmas Was Totally Different 100 Years Ago 

Every Christmas Horror Movie, Ranked. Because what's Christmas without some blood and guts?

Why Aren't These Everywhere?

10+ Reasons Why You Should Always Wear a Helmet

Both Obama and Trump lied. Here's a comparison graph

The Insane True Story of How "Titanic" Got Made

Six Other Famous Events That Happened on Christmas

This is What Christmas Dinner Looks Like in 19 Different Countries

In this week's "No, Duh!" department: The Pentagon admits it had a secret UFO program

13 Weird and Wonderful Gingerbread Houses

Dr. No: The First James Bond Movie

The Doomsday Diet. The cuisine of cold war bunkers

An Oral History of Viagra

Yippie-Ki-Yay - 30 Cold Hard Facts About Die Hard

Confessions of a Star Wars Nerd  (no spoilers here, but...)


                                     

There be spoilers here! 

If you haven't seen it, don't click it!

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Easter Eggs & Reference Guide

Related: Rian Johnson Confirms the Dorkiest Reference in The Last Jedi


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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December 13, 2017

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                He’s making a list

                And checking it twice

                He’s making a list

                And checking it thrice

                Santa Claus has got OCD

Top of the heap:  The Best of the Web, 2017 (Thanks, Billy!)

12 Classic Office Holiday Party Guests

10 Holiday Controversies

Cognitive Dissonance - Alt-Right women are upset at how they are being treated by Alt-Right men

N-Zeed Police Release the Most Entertaining Recruitment Video Ever

29 Facts You Might Not Know About A Christmas Story

Rookie Relationship Mistakes You Made When You Were Young and Stupid

6 Grammar Lessons Hidden in Christmas Songs

Every Christmas Horror Movie Ranked (Hint: there are 79 of 'em)

12 Bizarre Inspirations Behind Star Wars Movie Characters

I'm doing this now! Why Pineapples are the New Christmas Trees

A New Optical Illusion Has Just Been Discovered

Meet Siri

Lowe's Store Does Something Stunning

The Dark Side of Charisma

28 Psych Experiments That Revealed Uncomfortable Truths


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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