January 24, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                        Dystopian movies misled us into thinking that all of the 

                        corporations we would all be slaves to would have cool

                        cool names like “Cyberdyne Systems Corporation” or "Tyrell

                        Industries” instead of dorky ones like “amazon” or “disney”

Top of the heap:  Trump's negotiating skills are urban legends

6 Signs That Disney Is Trying To Take Over The World

The 100 Most Important Pop Culture Moments of the Last 10 Years

The mirrors at CES

Stop Holding Your Farts In - Here Are 7 Surprising Health Benefits Of Passing Gas
The Best Smart Home Gadgets from CES 2018

The new US tax law, explained with cereal (Thanks, Jack!)

Cleaning Hacks That'll Make You Say, "Why Didn't I Know About These Sooner?"

From the Genius to the Ridiculous: 20 Unbelievable Kitchen Gadgets

20 Facts So Funny They're Hard to Believe (Thanks, Melody!)

The Coldest Place on Earth

42 Clever Signs From The 2018 Women's March
A Roundup of The Strangest Moments of Trump's First Year in Office

Behind the Scenes Secrets of TV Meteorologists

New Details Emerge About Solo: A Star Wars Story

The Starbucks Logo Has a Secret You've Never Noticed

           and, finally...

If you discover extraterrestrials, who you gonna call?


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 17, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                            “Siri, why am I still single?”

                            *Siri activates the front camera

Top of the heap:  Here Are Your Cold Weather Conversation Starters For Today

17 Life-Changing Food Hacks Every Lazy Person Needs To Know

5 Hacks to Learn Things Faster

The must-see tech from CES 2018

Watch The History of the World Unfold on an Animated Map: From 200,000 BCE to Today

9 Tips For Typing Faster On Your Android Phone

The Strange History of One of the Internet's First Viral Videos

Mark Your Calendars for These 2018 Space Events, Astronomy Fans

This Optical Illusion Is Just  Four Blinking Dots And It's Still Breaking Our Brains

17 Charts to Help You Eat Healthy

New insights offered into mysterious, cosmic 'fast radio bursts' 3 billion light years away

PolitiFact's guide to fake news websites and what they peddle

10 Practical Tips For Staying Warm in Your Home and 9 That Are Just Plain Smart

Here's What You Actually Need in a Nuclear Survival Kit

How to Deal With Stupid

Donald Trump's Racism: The Definitive List

12 of the Daddest of Dads to Have Ever Dad (dadded?)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 10, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                            Okay, so apparently, it’s going to be one of those days.

                            I tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself.

                            It’s okay, though. I’ve had it coming for some time now.

Top of the heap:  How Florida stayed weird in 2017

The 99 best things that happened in 2017

New Year's Resolutions Revised for 2018, The End of Days

Here are the Best Fictional Characters of 2017People share little things they've done this year to make their lives better

7 handy ways to improve your home in 2018

24 Social Rules It Took You Way Too Long To Figure Out

Cool beans! 20 Slang Terms From the 70's No One Uses Anymore (Thanks, Melody!)

50 Awesome Facts About Everything (Damn, Mel! A twofer!)

A seriously cool video of the Space-X Falcon 9 Rocket Launch
A UFO Chicken Spaceship Coop that is Out of This World

35 Ways to Hide the Ugliest Stuff in Your Home

Y'ever wonder why Star Wars stormtroopers are such lousy shots?

All the Ways Your Smartphone and Its Apps Can Track You

Well here's a news flash: Donald Trump Didn't Want to Be President


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 3, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                            I don’t really care all that much about money, 

                            but I’ve noticed that some people really obsess

                            about it. Like the ones calling me from the 

                            banks and credit card companies, for instance.

Lingering stuff about the old year/new year  

The Top 3 Technology Trends For 2018

In Memoriam 2017: People We Lost This (past) Year

18 Life-Changing Habits People Swear By That You Should Try in 2018

The Coolest Scientific Discoveries of 2017

The Top 10 Ocean Stories of 2017

22 of the Most Extraordinary Science Photos of 2017

20 Science Facts We Didn't Know at the Start of 2017 (Thanks, Chris!)

2017 in pictures: The best science images of the year

The best new airport amenities of 2017  (Thanks, Melody!)

Year in pictures - 2017


And the rest... 

Y'ever wonder Do Mice Really Love Cheese? (Yeah, me neither)

Terror-Nuggets: Winners of This Year's 15-Second Horror Film Contest

Series Finale Alert: All the TV Shows Ending in 2018

The 15 coolest things you can do with your Amazon Echo

Brutally Honest Confessions From A Cruise Ship Worker

In this week's "Only in Florida" file...

Space Junk - a cloud of dangerous floating garbage

If Movie Poster Taglines Were Honest

Donald Trump Just Pulled Off the Greatest Long Con in History

This is the most expensive Starbucks in the world     Yeah. No.   (Thanks again, Mel!)

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Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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