January 24, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                        Dystopian movies misled us into thinking that all of the 

                        corporations we would all be slaves to would have cool

                        cool names like “Cyberdyne Systems Corporation” or "Tyrell

                        Industries” instead of dorky ones like “amazon” or “disney”

Top of the heap:  Trump's negotiating skills are urban legends

6 Signs That Disney Is Trying To Take Over The World

The 100 Most Important Pop Culture Moments of the Last 10 Years

The mirrors at CES

Stop Holding Your Farts In - Here Are 7 Surprising Health Benefits Of Passing Gas
The Best Smart Home Gadgets from CES 2018

The new US tax law, explained with cereal (Thanks, Jack!)

Cleaning Hacks That'll Make You Say, "Why Didn't I Know About These Sooner?"

From the Genius to the Ridiculous: 20 Unbelievable Kitchen Gadgets

20 Facts So Funny They're Hard to Believe (Thanks, Melody!)

The Coldest Place on Earth

42 Clever Signs From The 2018 Women's March
A Roundup of The Strangest Moments of Trump's First Year in Office

Behind the Scenes Secrets of TV Meteorologists

New Details Emerge About Solo: A Star Wars Story

The Starbucks Logo Has a Secret You've Never Noticed

           and, finally...

If you discover extraterrestrials, who you gonna call?


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.  
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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