March 28, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

It’s easy to deter ladies from eating Tide Pods, 

but it’s quite a bit more difficult to deter…gents.

Top of the heap:  Disappointing Things Nobody Tells You About Being an Adult
17 Harmless April Fool's Pranks (That Are Easy To Pull Off)

Every Joke From Airplane!, Ranked

Fun Film Facts

What is the Riot Act, and Why Don't I Want It Read to Me?

Is sliced ketchup taking condiments too far?

23 Cordless Drill Tricks

America's Quietest Routes - an interactive map of the least-traveled roads in each state

Spring Cleaning Tips

Exocomets Detected Orbiting Nearby Stars. In Other Words:  ALIEN COMETS!

Ever wonder why are tennis balls yellow? (me, neither)

An interview with the world's paper airplane champion

Artificial reefs are being created by dumping NYC subway cars into the ocean

5 Treasures People Are Looking For Right Now

John Bolton's Curious Appearance in a Russian Gun Rights Video

No-Fail Tips For Giving Constructive Criticism at Work (Thanks, Emily!)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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March 21, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

If someone doesn’t say, “No shit, Sherlock” to

both Iron Man and Dr. Strange in the movie, 

“Infinity War, I, for one, will be sorely disappointed.

Top of the Heap:  The 50 Best Images Taken By the Hubble Space Telescope

Another Top of the Heap (because I dig this one a ton):  A Playlist of Songs You Know But You Can't Remember
A short reference on everything the public knows about Russian Interference with US elections

A Class Picture for the Ages

13 Bedroom Hacks That Will Help You Get More Sleep

How Biased Is Your News Source?

All the New Things We Learned from The Last Jedi Blu-Ray

How Hitchcock Kept Psycho a Secret

Here's a Playlist of Songs You Know But You Can't Name

Things they do in the movies that nobody does in real life

The 10 Types of People You Meet on Planes
I like to post videos periodically

When an English Lit Major Tried to School Issac Asimov

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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March 14, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

I’m starting up a new restaurant that serves curry poured

over French fries. It’s called “Curry On My Wayward Spud.” 

And yes… there’ll be peas when you are done.

Top of the heap:  Wanderers - a short film narrated by Carl Sagan

Why Arizona Doesn't Deserve Daylight Savings Time

Powerball Simulator (or - Why You Shouldn't Play)

Secrets of the Avocado
How to Marbelize Easter Eggs

10 Red Flags for Used Car Buyers

Here's the Germiest Spot at the Airport

Love Hurts. Apparently.

Trump Built a Wall in Scotland - Here's How That Turned Out

Someone put a statue of Jason Voorhees in a Minnesota lake for divers to find (Rule #1, divers: keep breathing)

17 Life Hacks That's Make You Say "Sounds Fake, But OK"

Hidden in Plain Sight: Secret, Handy Features on Your iPhone

Truly Odd Monuments

10 Breakthrough Technologies for 2018

Science Documentaries You Should Watch

Guess who's getting their own mobile phone network in 2019

An interesting animation of how the Titanic sank

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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March 7, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                            If you ever think you’ve hit rock bottom, 

                            just remember that my bank once froze my

                            accounts because I bought a healthy-ready

                            meal at my local supermarket and they

                            classified it as an “uncharacteristic purchase.”

Top of the heap:  GROSS! British diver films video showing sea of plastic off Bali  (Thanks, Melody!)

List of Dog Food Recalls

Shunned Things That Were Normal  Years Ago

9 Alexa Tips For Music Lovers

15 Gmail Features You Should Definitely Be Using

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Neighborhood Social Media Networks
5G super speeds are coming. Here's what they'll be like

Casting the Mirror For the World's Largest Telescope

More Strange Cases in Science

The discovery of a new shark species (Thanks again, Mel!)

Man Risks Death By Not Pooping For 40 Days

The many paths from Trump to Russia
To Boldly Stay: How Deep Space Nine Upended Star Trek by Exposing Utopia's Dark Side

50 Essential Moving Hacks - How to Move Like a Pro

Navy SEALs Call BS on Fox News Report (That They Couldn't Get Through Trump's Border Wall)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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