March 7, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                            If you ever think you’ve hit rock bottom, 

                            just remember that my bank once froze my

                            accounts because I bought a healthy-ready

                            meal at my local supermarket and they

                            classified it as an “uncharacteristic purchase.”

Top of the heap:  GROSS! British diver films video showing sea of plastic off Bali  (Thanks, Melody!)

List of Dog Food Recalls

Shunned Things That Were Normal  Years Ago

9 Alexa Tips For Music Lovers

15 Gmail Features You Should Definitely Be Using

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Neighborhood Social Media Networks
5G super speeds are coming. Here's what they'll be like

Casting the Mirror For the World's Largest Telescope

More Strange Cases in Science

The discovery of a new shark species (Thanks again, Mel!)

Man Risks Death By Not Pooping For 40 Days

The many paths from Trump to Russia
To Boldly Stay: How Deep Space Nine Upended Star Trek by Exposing Utopia's Dark Side

50 Essential Moving Hacks - How to Move Like a Pro

Navy SEALs Call BS on Fox News Report (That They Couldn't Get Through Trump's Border Wall)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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