August 29, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    That was the rudest pharmacist ever! All I asked was, 

                    “What am I supposed to do with these suppositories?”

Top of the heap:  Here's how to opt out of Netflix's new ads (I tried it. It works. So far...)

How the Elvis 68 Comeback Special Happened Despite Colonel Parker

6 Popular "Home Remedies" That Don't Work

50 Most Useful Alexa Skills

Cool Sci-Fi Timeline (Thanks, David!)

The Top 6 Secret Mountain Bike Destinations in the US

The Hidden Meanings of 12 Everyday Objects (Thanks, Mel!)

New bill would require paper ballots to secure election results

If Trump shot Michael Cohen in broad daylight, here's what Republicans would say

Hidden Easter Eggs in your favorite TV shows

"If I could be young again and know what I know now"- basically the plot of one of my favorite books

Ten Classics in Ten Minutes

What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

25 Products For People Who Poop

If you're looking for someplace to spend your money, check out This Is Why I'm Broke

Critics Crown Minnesota State Fair's New Foods Winners and Losers

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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August 22, 1018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    I’m always a little unsure if I actually have a lot of free time, 

                        or if I’m just forgetting everything I’m supposed to do.

Top of the heap:  25 More Insanely Useful Websites You Might Need Someday

Beto O'Rourke Could Be The Democrat Texas Has Been Waiting For

Driver's Reaction Time Test (they guessed me at 23! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

6 Amazing Gadgets For Your Bike

67 Things You Should Always Buy at the Dollar Store

The 64 absolute best moments from The Office

Better, stronger, faster. An interesting overview into the state of Human Bionics

19 Teacher Instagram Hacks

Here's why I never, EVER drink airplane coffee

25 Top Excel Tips

The White House Takes Aim At Financial Protections For Military

The Top 7 Photography Tips for Absolute Beginners

Cities of the World Where You Don't Need AC or Heat

The Myth of the Soulmate

Red Flags for First-Time House Hunters
How to Be Happier

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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August 15, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    60% of the people in the world are stupid.

                    I’m glad to say I’m with the other 30%.

Top of the heap:  The 2018 iPhone Photography Award Winners

39 Lessons You Had to Learn the Hard, Painful Way

A comparison of all the major cell plans 

20 Things You Might Not Have Known About I Love Lucy

5 Unusual Items That Belong in Your Bathroom

Related: Bathroom Organization Tips

The wildest, most absurd sex laws in America

Think Before You Ink - 20 of the Best / Worst Love Tattoos

We all knew it was too good to be true

Niagara Falls 360°Panoramic at Sunset

Why does the economy do better when Democrats are in the White House?

20 Bloody Brilliant British Swear Words You're About to Use All the Time

How Gasoline Works in Your Car (Thanks, Marielle)

Why scientists are infiltrating music festivals

Some of the Best of the Worst National Park Reviews 

Well, what a shocker: Government Study Says Trump's Wall is Total BS
How Much Would You Pay for Han Solo's Jacket? (The one without the hole in it)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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August 8, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    How did “The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog”

                    become the typical sentence that contains all the letters 

                    of the alphabet and not “Sphinx of black quartz, judge

                    my vow”, which is objectively a million times cooler?

Top of the heap: The Blue Angels at Seattle's annual Seafair never disappoint! Go, Navy! (Thanks, Melody!)

Printable Road Trip Games and Checklists to Keep Your Kids Entertained

Ladies Hot Weather Hacks (#8)

People Shared the Biggest Mistakes They Made During the First Year of Parenthood

Related: Learning the Parenting Ropes One Laugh at a Time (Thanks again, Mel!)

What Dog and Cat Years Really Mean

Travel Stuff - The best gadgets and gear

Travel Stuff - Travel Tips From Travel Pros

Sarah Connor Makes the Most Badass Return in the First Official Image from Terminator

Oh, great - Zombie Worms Come Back to Life (what could POSSIBLY go wrong?)

The History Behind 8 Famous Tongue Twisters 

Here's why it's time to quit your job and travel the world

The Taj Mahal Is Turning Green: The Struggle to Preserve Priceless Monuments

Behind-The-Scenes Stories From Movie and TV Sets

S'more useful Gmail settings

Everything that's been recalled for potential Salmonella contamination

Y'ever wonder how to tie a bow tie? (Yeah, me neither.)

Take a mental swim with these live marine life cams

Pest Facts

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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August 1, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    My current body type is like you can sorta tell I work out but you

                    can also tell that I don’t say no when someone offers me a cookie.

Top of the heap:  The Drone Photography of the Year Contest Winners
Star Wars: Episode IX Cast Announced.(There are some surprises)

Related: Star Wars: Episode IX Predictions- what's next?

Five Big Sharks That Help Keep Our Oceans Healthy

30 Astonishing Facts Guaranteed to Give You Childlike Wonder (Thanks, Mel!)

Here's How Bad The Heat Has Been Around the World

Here's What Your Favorite Fictional Cars Would Actually Cost Today (Tip O'the hat, Emma!)

Guess who's making the Trump 2020 campaign flags

37 movies to watch in the second half of 2018

Here's everything you need to know about the Instant Pot

27 Delicious Recipes To Try On Your Next Camping Trip

The 50 Greatest Special Effects Movies of All Time

The Best Products on Amazon For Under $20

How to Grow Crops on Mars  (Mmmm, taters)

2018's Most and Least Educated Cities in America

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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