August 29, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    That was the rudest pharmacist ever! All I asked was, 

                    “What am I supposed to do with these suppositories?”

Top of the heap:  Here's how to opt out of Netflix's new ads (I tried it. It works. So far...)

How the Elvis 68 Comeback Special Happened Despite Colonel Parker

6 Popular "Home Remedies" That Don't Work

50 Most Useful Alexa Skills

Cool Sci-Fi Timeline (Thanks, David!)

The Top 6 Secret Mountain Bike Destinations in the US

The Hidden Meanings of 12 Everyday Objects (Thanks, Mel!)

New bill would require paper ballots to secure election results

If Trump shot Michael Cohen in broad daylight, here's what Republicans would say

Hidden Easter Eggs in your favorite TV shows

"If I could be young again and know what I know now"- basically the plot of one of my favorite books

Ten Classics in Ten Minutes

What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

25 Products For People Who Poop

If you're looking for someplace to spend your money, check out This Is Why I'm Broke

Critics Crown Minnesota State Fair's New Foods Winners and Losers

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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