October 31, 2018

Website Wednesday
The SPECIAL Halloween Edition, 2018
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets, through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail..."

       Since it IS Halloween, I took it upon myself to decorate 
  the place with some gravestones and skeletons.  For 
  some inexplicable reason, though, that didn't go over 
  all that well with the people here at the retirement home.

Top of the heap:  America's Most Haunted: Six Seriously Spooky Sites

Gruesome Halloween Party Food

Netflix & Thrills: Our Favorite Halloween TV Episodes Ever

11 Clever and Creative Halloween Costumes

Fun stuff: Halloween Chemistry

5 Scary Places and the Legends Behind Them. Would you dare to visit?

The BBC Halloween Hoax That Traumatized Viewers

The 14 Absolute Creepiest Places to Visit in the United States

15 Pumpkins That Were Clearly Carved By Hilariously Weird People

Halloween pop-up stores, explained

Advice from the CDC: Don't dress your chickens for Halloween this year

14 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of Haunted House Actors

The Creepiest Thing That Ever Happened to You

        ~ and, finally ~

Shades of the Slack Water Drift! Witches floating down the Willamette River

Skipnote:Website Wednesday is a by-request only mailing list.  If, for any reason, you don't wantto receive it, simply reply to this email and let me know. No hard feelings.  Now, on the other hand, if you know someone who you think might like getting WW every week, have them drop me a line.

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 24, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                                I may not be that funny or athletic 

                                or good-looking or smart or talented 

                                I forgot where I was going with this

Top of the heap:  The 2018 Wildlife Photographer of the Year Award Winners

2018's World's Best Workplaces

Finalists for the 2018 Best Illusion of the Year Contest

Did you know that Moons Can Have Moons? (guess what they're called)

Legal Weed Goes on Sale in Canada

The Real-Life Inspiration for The Exorcist

A Deep Dive Into Uranus Jokes

Funny Judge Judy Quotes (Thanks, Melody!)

15 Secret Hiding Spots in Your Home

The Darkest Secrets of Flight Attendants

Funny WiFi Names

100 Websites That Shaped the Internet as We Know It

Travel Hacks to Save Time and Money

28 Piss-Your-Pants "Whose Line" Jokes That Prove It's a National Treasure

Each State Perfectly Portrayed By One Photograph

For Sale: The Entire Contents of a Colorado Theme Park

Just 7 Days of Small Acts of Kindness

The Only Man Buried on the Moon

Skipnote:Website Wednesday is a by-request only mailing list.  If, for any reason, you don't wantto receive it, simply reply to this email and let me know. No hard feelings.  Now, on the other hand, if you know someone who you think might like getting WW every week, have them drop me a line.

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 17, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

            Just once, I’d like a username and password prompt say, “Okay… fine. Whatever. Close enough.”

Top of the heap:  In this week's edition of "Times-When-It's Perfectly-Acceptable-to Drop-an-F-Bomb"  (thanks, Melody)

The long, long history of long, long CVS receipts

Awesome Hotel Hacks

30 Weird and Awesome Inventions
59 Family Halloween Costumes  (Thanks, Susie!)

Not the two words *I* would've used, but do your own thing, Jamie

Food Waste Facts That Might Change the Way You Cook, Shop, and Eat

When Employers Demand a Salary Range From Applicants (but refuse to suggest one)

19 of the Best Places to Buy a Halloween Costume Online

Would we recognize an alien if we saw one?

15 Things You Should Know About Caffeine (the nectar of the gods)

The Little College Where Tuition is Free and Every Student is Given a Job

Disneyland Hacks You Need to Know Before You Go

The Weirdest Details About 20 Movie Props

Portrait of a Campaign

Examining the T-Shirt Culture Index

How to decode those laundry tags

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 3, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Draw this on a piece of paper:

                            _______________________

                            Drop it in front of someone you like.

                            “Do you know what this is?

                            “It’s a pick-up line!”

                            When it invariably doesn’t work,rip up the paper and say:

                            “Yeah, that pick-up line was tearable.”

Top of the heap: Pollution Scooper Launches Towards Great Pacific Garbage Patch

Flying Cars Are Closer Than You Think

Shift Change at the Trump Rally

Why Can We Hear Others' Footsteps, But Not Our Own?

How Ouija Boards Work (Hint: It's not ghosts)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show And Its Lasting Legacy

Your best bet for traveling through time

The Dad-Joke Doctrine

How long does it take for your food to spoil?

Hawaii's Spam Scam

5 New Planes That Will Change the Way You Fly

The Best Credit Cards of 2018

6 Fun Road Trip Games For Kids (+ Printables)

How Often Should You Replace Your Toothbrush?

The Costs of Building Iconic Pop Culture Structures (Thanks, Vince!)

      ~ and ~   Some Pre-Halloween Links

The Best Creepy Horror Movies (that don't use cheap thrills to get scares)

11 Horror Movies it's Safe to Watch With Your Kids

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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shoot me an email and let me know)

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