October 3, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Draw this on a piece of paper:

                            _______________________

                            Drop it in front of someone you like.

                            “Do you know what this is?

                            “It’s a pick-up line!”

                            When it invariably doesn’t work,rip up the paper and say:

                            “Yeah, that pick-up line was tearable.”

Top of the heap: Pollution Scooper Launches Towards Great Pacific Garbage Patch

Flying Cars Are Closer Than You Think

Shift Change at the Trump Rally

Why Can We Hear Others' Footsteps, But Not Our Own?

How Ouija Boards Work (Hint: It's not ghosts)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show And Its Lasting Legacy

Your best bet for traveling through time

The Dad-Joke Doctrine

How long does it take for your food to spoil?

Hawaii's Spam Scam

5 New Planes That Will Change the Way You Fly

The Best Credit Cards of 2018

6 Fun Road Trip Games For Kids (+ Printables)

How Often Should You Replace Your Toothbrush?

The Costs of Building Iconic Pop Culture Structures (Thanks, Vince!)

      ~ and ~   Some Pre-Halloween Links

The Best Creepy Horror Movies (that don't use cheap thrills to get scares)

11 Horror Movies it's Safe to Watch With Your Kids

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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