November 28, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            And, be they not yours, neither the circus nor the

                              monkeys shalt thou accept the care of, amen.

Top of the heap: Schedule of Christmas Movies and TV Specials for 2018 (hint: my buddy Katrina is on tomorrow afternoon at 11am on the Hallmark Channel)
Related:Christmas Movies Streaming Guide

10 Everyday Things No U.S. President is Allowed to Do While in Office

95 Household Vinegar Uses You Never Knew About

6 Factors That Determine Whether or Not You Remember Your Dreams

Anheuser-Busch and Keurig team up to make a countertop bartender

6 Explosive Fart Controversies

10 Places That Forbid You From Taking Pictures
You may be cool, but you'll never be Cordell Jackson "the Rockin' Granny" Cool

Looking for a new bed?

It's a dance party! Push the buttons for more fun

The Bacteria Lurking in American Showerheads  (and why trying to killi it off does more harm than good)

Ten Neat Things to Do With Apples (Mmmm, apples)

The Problem With America's Only Royal Palace

People Getting Stabbed in Medieval Art Who Just Don't Give a Damn

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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November 21, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            People who can’t tell the difference between etymology 

                            and entomology bug me in ways I can’t put into words.

Top of the heap:  A roundup of comics and fan art drawn in honor Stan Lee

The Do's and Don'ts of a Thanksgiving That's Actually Fun

11 Impressive Thanksgiving Cupcakes

Don't Make These 10 Thanksgiving Mistakes

This Year's List of Tech Turkeys

Airports With the World's Coolest Layover Activities

8 Places You'll Recognize From the Background of Every Movie

Doing an end-run around the HOA
If you hate the media, you're more likely to be fooled by a fake headline

Y'ever wonder why we never forget how to ride a bike?  Me neither.

Some quirky an downright strange 2019 calendars

Make your own custom emoji

More companies are chipping their employees like pets

The Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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November 14, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    I’m thinking that if phone scammers

                    dialed it down a bit, they’d be a ton 

                    more effective. Telling me I’ve won 

                    a million bucks? Obviously a scam. 

                    But telling me I’ve won a pizza? 

                    Here’s my social security number.

Top of the heap: Flying Through the Malibu Fire

50 Mind-Blowing Facts We Bet You Didn't Know (Thanks, Melody! And happy birthday!)

5 Ways to Stop Spam Calls

Here's Why Music Played Backwards Makes You Hear Hidden Messages
Y'ever wonder What Makes Horror Movies Sound So Scary?

5 Things to Know About Black Friday, 2018

Places With the Biggest Snowfall in History in Every State (Thanks, Laura!)

(Here's an ambitious one) 18 Best Home Remedies For Every Ailment

The Top 10 Grinches Who Did Their Best to Steal Christmas

The Best and Worst Times to Buy a Plane Ticket

What Happened When a Nation Erased Birthright Citizenship
27 Tweets That Are True For Absolutely No Reason At All  (Thanks, Debb!)

The Most (and Least) Annoying Sounds

51 Facts You've Always Believed That Are False

House Democrats already have their list of Trump scandals to investigate

All the Ways You Can Board a Plane, Ranked by Stupidity

The Most Important Line in the Star Wars franchise

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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November 7, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    Okay, enough is enough.

                    I want to see Donald Trump’s 

                    birth certificate to make sure 

                    he was born and not summoned.

Top of the heap:  These are the Winners of the 2018 Underwater Photography of the Year Contest
These Are the Ages You're Best at Everything, According to Science

And you thought voting day was yesterday. Vote here for the Oddest Book Title of the Year

Like the rain but hate getting wet? Click here

Former CIA Chief Explains How Spies Use Disguises

The 15 most interesting House races of 2018

Human Terrain: Visualizing the World's Population in 3D

How and Why Conservative Nonsense Dominates American Politics

Pizzarithmetic calculates how many pizzas you'll need for your event

How Generous the Wealthiest Billionaires in the US Are, Charted

Amazing Architecture in France (Thanks, David)

Anyone else know that there's a Colombo Statue in the Middle of Budapest?

20 Foods You're Spoiling By Putting in the Refrigerator

The Skyscrapers of the Future

The One Food You Have to Try in Every State

12 Scents That Will Make You More Productive (Thanks, Karli!)

From Elizabeth Taylor to Adolph Hitler, Presenting History's Greatest Decoys

This Military-Tested Diet is Designed to Prevent Jet Lag
Not really my thing, but here are (at least some of) the Best Vegan Restaurants in the US

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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