November 14, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    I’m thinking that if phone scammers

                    dialed it down a bit, they’d be a ton 

                    more effective. Telling me I’ve won 

                    a million bucks? Obviously a scam. 

                    But telling me I’ve won a pizza? 

                    Here’s my social security number.

Top of the heap: Flying Through the Malibu Fire

50 Mind-Blowing Facts We Bet You Didn't Know (Thanks, Melody! And happy birthday!)

5 Ways to Stop Spam Calls

Here's Why Music Played Backwards Makes You Hear Hidden Messages
Y'ever wonder What Makes Horror Movies Sound So Scary?

5 Things to Know About Black Friday, 2018

Places With the Biggest Snowfall in History in Every State (Thanks, Laura!)

(Here's an ambitious one) 18 Best Home Remedies For Every Ailment

The Top 10 Grinches Who Did Their Best to Steal Christmas

The Best and Worst Times to Buy a Plane Ticket

What Happened When a Nation Erased Birthright Citizenship
27 Tweets That Are True For Absolutely No Reason At All  (Thanks, Debb!)

The Most (and Least) Annoying Sounds

51 Facts You've Always Believed That Are False

House Democrats already have their list of Trump scandals to investigate

All the Ways You Can Board a Plane, Ranked by Stupidity

The Most Important Line in the Star Wars franchise

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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