December 26, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            It has come to my attention that, 

                            at or around this time last year, 

                            I may have dared 2018 to 

                            “come at me, bro,” and it did.

                            Dear 2019: I don’t want any trouble. 

                            Just put down that broken bottle 

                            and why don't we just get along.

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Drinking Games You've Never Heard Of

Two Guys Figure Out How to Get the Maximum Air on a Water Slide

Best Collection of Funny WiFi Names

New stuff coming to Netflix in January

Ever wonder what happened to the Ex-Confederate leaders after the Civil War?

Dagwood and Blondie explain nuclear fission

Why We Can't Stop Loving Stormtroopers

Your Facebook data is creepy as hell

Disneyland Hacks You Need to Know Before You Go

The Lost Art of Bending Over: How Other Cultures Spare Their Spines

Traveling on your own? Here's the ultimate checklist for a party of one

Are Aliens Plentiful, But We're Just Missing Them?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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