April 24, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                                Okay, that’s it. I’m officially naming my TV remote “Waldo”
Top of the heap: Twitter users hysterically respond to a tweet by Donald Trump, Junior (Thanks, Tally!)

Related: What If Fox News Covered Trump The Way It Covered Obama?

A 204-million-pixel image of the Large Magellanic Cloud

Y'ever wonder why it's called Wi-Fi?

Debunking some myths about sleep (Thanks, Special K)

Mark Hamill Nails Impression of Harrison Ford

All of the Easter Eggs in the "Game of Thrones" Season 8 Premiere
The Best Hike in Every State

The 6 Best Facebook Hacks

Amazing Tattoos That Look Like Embroidered Patches

Your Guide to Legit CBD

An interactive graphic of US Household Spending Breakdown by Income Group
Repainting a 747

A Map to Planet Nine - Charting the Solar System's Most Distant Worlds

Oscar Best Picture Winners Ranked From Worst to Best (according to this writer, anyway)

When Your Parents Were Way Cooler Than You Will Ever Be

This Was Supposed to Be a Story About a Bizarre Anti-Vaccine Rally and a Sedated Bear. Then It Got Weird

What Great White Sharks Are Afraid Of

A Brief History of Cooties

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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April 17, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

                            Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Top of the heap:  Amid Notre-Dame's Destruction, There's Hope for Restoration


Top of the heap, the Next Generation: Winners of the Smithsonian Magazine's Photo Contest

And, just because this is AWESOME: Katie Bouman: The woman behind the first black hole image

The Nerd's Guide to Daily Hygiene

That Time the US Military Made Flying Saucers

Little-Know Words Guaranteed to Make You a Scrabble Champ (or Words With Friends...)

30 Great Vanity Plates

6 Reasons Why You Should Avoid the Dark Web

26 Heroes You've Never Heard Of

The Unbelievable Story of Nadia Comāneci

Whatever Trump is Playing,  It Isn't Golf

The Media Gaslighting of 2020's Most Likeable Candidate

It's Time to Panic About Privacy

Amazing Tattoos That Look Like Embroidered Patches

12 Secrets of Starbucks Employees

Turns Out People Really Like the Idea of Medicare For All and Free College Tuition (Who woulda thunk?)

Extreme Easter Eggs

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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April 10, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    Nothing takes you down a notch in confidence 

                    more than unexpectedly choking on your own 

                    saliva when you’re not even eating anything.

Top of the heap: Nuggets of wisdom that forever changed people's way of thinking

Why "Bless Your Heart" is the Most Savage Insult in the Country

Throw out these 4 cords today

The Top Benefits of Getting an Emotional Support Dog
Pssst... kid! Wanna see a four-legged whale?

I want this guy's job

Trump is Already Plotting His Post-White House Tell-All Memoir
The Stark Sisters: Growing Up Game of Thrones

12 Out-of-This-World Facts About 2001: A Space Odyssey

28 Times Kids Hilariously Renamed Things (and Made Then Sound Way Better)

An Early Run-In With Censors Led Rod Serling to The Twilight Zone

The Lost History of One of the World's Strangest Science Experiments

AMC will be launching a third Walking Dead series next year

5,000 years of advances in healthcare (Thanks, David)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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April 3, 2019

Website Wednesday
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
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peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Wait a sec… Tom Cruise has succeeded something like six times

in a row. Why do they still think these missions are impossible?

Top of the heap:  50 Totally Useless Facts That Are Too Entertaining for Words (Courtesy of Monkeybone)

Is Trump Keyser Söze - Or Inspector Clouseau? (Thanks, Tony)

Six Little-Known Secrets of the (original) Mickey Mouse Club

The Pink Trombone is an interactive graphic that shows how the human voice works

The Day the Dinosaurs Died

A conversation between Thor and Mr. Rogers

28 Extremely Specific Things Everyone's Rich Friend Definitely Had In Their Home

In the Shadows with NYC's Self-Styled Guardian Angels

16 Thrown-Together Solutions That'd Make MacGyver Proud

Randy Rainbow's new parody song - "Cruella DeVos"

Once again, The Onion comes uncomfortably close to reality

All 165 Game of Thrones Deaths, Ranked

Trump Has Now Shifted $1.3 Million of Campaign-Donor Money Into His Business

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Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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